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look here niggar, stop quoting me if u dont want to lose your posting privilleges.
U dig?

didnt espect u guys to see the funny side of dis joke.

Mtchew

IBO PEOPLE

must ibo women wait till the bend down and select wrapper dey are tying round dia waist loose completely and fall off dia waist and then reveal their dirty inner wear before they know they supposed to tie it well?

Everything is business to them.

Na which people sabi sell babies pass? na ibo.

Na which tribe like money pass? Na Ibo.

When old person kick bucket for village, some people go dey happy cuz of the awuff wey dem go chop.
Especially for Enugu.


Do mistake sey u wan go marry dia girls, u are in trouble.
The parents of the girl go write all wetin the inlaws go bring so tey book go full.

14 cartons of star

6 goat

3 cow

2 gallons of groundnut oil

300,000 K

golden wrist watches for the mother of the girl,
her grandma and great grandma too wey don die.

Plus N50,000 for kola.

What nonsense!

Mtchew.

whatevs

dani1luv:
Chai, c dem bad belle!!

c dem 2011 april fools . . .jackpot, studio 4una mind, una dun appi say i wan resign . . .4 where

as if u know sey e don tey i dey do dry fasting and prayer for yo removal.
Lol

no be small thing lol

where is the joke?

give us sample online na

wizkid did the same
and today he's a success.

lysaa:
NLT. I like your originality. Keep it up.

i will.
Thank u.

yinkalink:
Lol. Dnt mind Stud,he's just bin, Stud i guez.

lol

lol
can u imagine

shakara4u:
Rogue, can you come back and read what you wrote,

besides,i said you were a M.oron,

they censored it!!!dimwit!!!!!!!

go swallow rat poison nigga.

shakara4u:
just like mobbo in romance,so is studio in jokes, manliness head!!!!

Who in gowds name is mobbo?

First it was eldav to sam milla.
And now tis mobbo.

U really feeling my swaggz aren't ya?

I know one day u go say i talk like Tuface
and then begin track my moves on twitter.


Continue dey follow me o. . . .
nothing do u gutter boy.

shakara4u:
can come down to your level and start insulting family members on Nl

was brought up in a better way,

but i strongly think if you bring in my family on NL


then you will iron it out with the Mods

go back and check,when was the last time you cracked a joke or said something sensible, replies inclusive

people like you want to make this section lost its relevance

u started fighting me cuz u thought i was having a secret affair with your e-lover (yinkus)

u are just jealous.

U are fake/ u aint gat swagg.

I'm so endowned and if u not, i'm sorry palasa u suck.

I'm the only one dunce like u dont wanna mess with baby, u tryna mess with me olorun i go make u pay.

ode!

See as u dey mis-yarn cuz woman give u voice.

Otondo oshi

omo iranu

your father is too daft

shakara4u:
are you already high this early?

why am i even asking,what do i expect from someone that wakes up from the garrage, mstwee

thought it was a peaceful war
but looks like u wan turn am to something serious o.

Ok i wont take a risk fighting a low life like u cuz u gat nothing to lose.

*Puffs cuban cigger up in the air and swaggers out like a college kid*


bye bye crase man.

what can i say?

wetin my joke find come here na?

shakara4u:
m.oron
strongly believe someome typed this out for u

at a point,u still lost it,

you talkin of been down?*smh*if u jump and swing your legs
you won't still get to my waist,

so quit sepwin rubbush,coz i decided to com down toyour level and make you flow.

empty vessel makes tha loudest noise.

Yeye man, see as u dey make yourself important see nairaland.

Mtchew

lol

shakara4u:
dog,i no sure say u get sista,

always knw there waz sumtin wrong wit u, dimwit

go bak check your updates,u have neva siad sumtin constructive,

guez d best we can ride home abt waz u comin up wit dual personalities,
since El pressed on it, how com ELDAV stopped loggin on wit u,

not-so-smart person,
for your sef ryt, rogue

stop raking like a mad man.


Stud and Eldav aint the same person.

shakara4u:
u this dumb??

go bak and check u have repaeted this same line more than a hundred times

coconut head, thats why u kip spewin garrbage

shattap dia ugly girrafe.

jackpot:
his Igbo name is Ch_k_dibia.
Lysaa, u dig?

u are confused.
U dont know what u talking about.

Mtchew.

lysaa:
^^ that na correct igbo name o. .hmm like name when dem pour palm oil and kolanut for the pikin head as dem dey name am
What would it take away from u if u let us in directly on what u've always coveted hmm? If u ever thot i was in a competition with u or anyone else u are so OYO cos such things don't freak me a bit. .Y am i even explaining to u?. .abegy!

Anyways yookos isn't a forum but a micro-blogging social networking site. Log on and see whats up.

if dem don put small word for your mouth like dis, na so u go begin dey misyarn.

them dey pay celebrity like me money for the site ni? Lol

LittleNerd:
thank you :Di said bye bye grandpa

lol
u like my swaggz dont u?
Ok im not a regular here
but i want to make it easy for yo, DEY FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER.

ok i can see you've replaced dat woworic pix of yours witha more presentable one.

She lookz fresh like my thing inbetween - u know?*

but y is she not light skinned/cant she bleach?

better off without you.

Mtchew lol

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=631797.msg8007780#msg8007780 date=1301379214]But, LittleNerd, we no try atall sef. See the kind wowo pictures we con put for NL! How won't Niggas insult us, lol,
But. It's aight! [/quote]no be the picture or camera make u wowo, u People wowo naturally.

And stop calling me a nigga or i toss your asz to the mod.

would do just that cuz i'm tired of looking at your ugly faces.


Lol


*Swaggerz out like a college kid*

leuelliot:
And you say this because? Watch what you say

u cant do sh1t cuz u no go wan sleep for panti na

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=631797.msg8007768#msg8007768 date=1301378889]^^^lol, If only you knew who you were insulting/talking to for real! mscheeew*smh* She's Fabulous! 
Littlenerd and SuleSule Please leave this Nigga! He's clearly on some canabiz![/quote]Nothing comes to a sleeper but a dream.

DREAM ON BABY.
Mtchew

LittleNerd:
ABI OOO BABE ! dont mind them , let them see us face to face their eye will come out , loool beautiful people , dont mind that nigga and mr sir whatever your name is your eyes are yellow go and wash it clean lol

see as u dey happy cuz your partner in crime say u fine.

*Shakes head in pity*