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Good one

Its time to dance and frolick with the underworld

If you know you know

This biiitch

Op, why tha fvck are you reasoning like a simp

These biiitches will dump your ass the moment your cash flow comes to a screeching halt. They just want to be useless and let you do and provide everything for them because of their entitlement mentality

I been smoking loud for ten years and I see no reason to stop as long as I do it reasonably and responsibly.

Listen up

-If a fool starts smoking weed, he'll become a bigger fool

-If a smart person starts smoking weed, he'll become more smart with razor sharp senses

Only in this country will military personnel bully civilians because of little ish

Nigeria don tire me

Mental health issues are real. I made some heavy heavy loss in my first start up last two years, I was frustrated, devasted and depressed and almost considered suicide but the will of fire in me just wouldn't lemme do such

As football never dey pay am big money na him o'boy enter street dey press button make himself collect.

If you can do the crime then get ready to do the time when the shii hits tha roof

Totilopussylick:
Ah ah boogyman 557, take am easy ooo

Me self just finished one wrap

I got busted by some policemen this morning when they stopped the uber I took and found weed on me. Those mf harrased and extorted me, 30k just go like that. I dey go zanga like this I need to smoke up

Hard man hard man, matter don cast now see as that one do face like innocenti

#Saynotocultism

If na for here, my brothers go don go rise better sharp cutlass take dey butcher the kangaroo for pepper soup

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Damnnn...

The people way get those two illegal vessels go dey feel am for chest na

As in ehhhhnn their plans to hit it big before December don cast

Some People have been stealing the Niger delta oil both legally and illegally ever since the Nigeria oil boom.

I wonder what Efcc will do with the crude oil

Ehmmah588:
You're 100% correct OP...Men should never settle for less

Exactly!!

Too bad

Another audio project pon the beat

Go and wash your head at a T junction with native sponge and black soap at 12 midnight, when you're done doing that turn back and throw away the sponge and soap behind you and leave immediately without looking back

Drug deal gone wrong

RIP to the dead the country healthcare system failed you

Guys pls be careful out there, there are so many frustrated, pained and heartless people out there: they have failed in all areas of their life, they are just walking corpse and won't mind killing as they have nothing to loose since they're as good as dead. These people hate to see you succeed, they hate it when they see you happy and doing what you love.

Stay away from people who reeks of poverty, they hate to see you living your best life and might harm you if the chance presents it self

Doradorwa:
Yawnnnn

Don't be like that man's wife

This is a message for kings, alpha males and sigma males. I don't want any fvcking simp and feminist on this thread

I know there'll come a time in our life when we'll need to have a family or have some baby mamas so as to carry on our family names long after we've passed on. The need to pick a sensible, intelligent, brilliant, sharp and potential filled lady cannot be overemphasized.

There's this couple who stay in the flat below mine, they've got two handsome boys. Now the husband goes out to work very early and return home late at night and the wife is a stay at home kinda wife and I also work from home. Whenever their kids gets back from school, this woman will tell them to come and meet me so I can assist them and put them through with their assignments.

But what I discovered is that these so called assignments are actually simple so why can't she put them through by herself because I remember she once told me she has a degree.

Yesterday I decided to ignore the kids when they came knocking and she saw me this evening and was telling me that because I wasn't around to assist the kids with the assignment, they got low scores. I was pissed and mad within me I was like can't she teach the Kids this simple thing.

I swear I'll never settle for a woman like that no matter how pretty or physically endowned she is or one who is dim witted, not sharp enough, dumb.

DEAR KINGS, MAKE UNA SHINE YA EYE

You think education is expensive then try ignorance

Golden words for kings not simps

AutoChick4U:
Wahala for pucci hungry guys.

Una no go blame us oo, preek no dey gree hear word
The thing go just dey rise to attention anyhow 24/7

Wahala

Remote control vpn

Sounds like a job for a simp

I'm the biggest lion in the yard and I only go for the best of the brightest ladies who can manage to keep up in all ramifications

SA women don't have sense, na only yansh dey get

Chiiiimooooo. I wonder what caused this, perhaps he didn't have on the right protective gear, you can't afford to be slack or forgetful when you're working on electrical components and machines

May God not let us go out on the day the demons of this world needs to drink blood. I remember that year back in uni when my gf who stayed with me told me not to attend lectures that particular day, I listened to her and decided to stay back at home only to get a call from my course rep that cultist invaded our lecture hall to carry out a hit on a particular strong man in our dept and two Innocent students got hit by stray bullets