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Be careful of the kinda handyman you call to come fix things in your crib as they might be involved in dirty deals and activities.

Try to get like three to four dogs if you can afford them and install cctv in your compound while at the same time you should install electric wire not barbed wire on your compound fence

Last but not the least: Get a sharp Machete because anything can happen at any fvcking time

OldGods:
, did you agree?

Na the last time she see me be that. I no fit do blood oath with sugar mummy

I fvcked one mama so good, next thing the werey was asking for blood oath

Beebah2000:
Op, don't start what u can't finish ooo.
Redpill get consequences ooo
Those redpillers on nairaland are psychopaths.

Make I keep quiet before them go con attack me.
I don talk my own

Shut tha fvck up biiitch

Nothing new girls do this too. A nairalander boasted about sleeping with someone's fiance; with the girls asserting "your jamvodi is twice as large as my boyfriend's".[/quote]Oga you didn't have to drag me into this na

You need a bottle of chilled water to satiate your curiosity

TRP is Golden

Just post tha full story here mate

Just imagine say her other bobo come show face when you don pull trouser, boxers and the guy hold better machete.

Avoid away match, E get why

Smoking my weed and minding my business

richidinho:
All nairaland ladies can download the op's picture for free

I'm a cheerful giver

princefrank76:
I don't think so! What matters is the sexual prowess of d guy. I have an average d*ck but all the ladies i have duck never failed to scream my name and even came back 4 more. I used to be a playboy and i can categorically tell u that have duck more than 50 ladies. So i gat a lot of xperience

Your body count is very impressive

Fash20:
quick question, is relationship same as sex?

Nope, there are two different things but somehow goes hand in hand as you need to have a form of relationship with a lady before she'll spread her legs for you

Candidlady:
Yes it does!

wouldnt want a "wande coalike" kinda dick in me cuz that sh1t ticklez.

Good lawddd!!! , did you just say wande coal has got a small dick. I heard the man is even here on Nairaland with an anonymous moniker

betcliq:
Girls enjoy good sex more than Men . If you're very good at it , she'll ask for more without you demanding for it . Also if you're good in pre-intimacy too no be only sex. Some girl's can get satisfied only by Fingering try to make her reach orgasms.

True words

Iyaebe:
It is finished, did you go to church?

Nope, I'd rather drink bourbon and smoke some loud

FvckAllMods:
It matters just as depth and width of pussy too matters for the mentioned dick here...

You get?

I dig

Jeon:
What do you expect
FROM BLACK PEOPLE





You guy's[ girl and boy ]have no ambitions or plans in relationship again apart from sex or size of organs.

you need a chill pill

There's this banny I holla at whenever I'm down for a booty call or a late night rendezvous. The thing is she's in a serious relationship with one nice cute guy like that, but she still comes around for free when we both have free time on our schedules.
The sex is amazing and mind blowing and she always try to match my insatiable sexual energy. So earlier this month we met and after we've fvcked our brains out, she laid in my arms and we got talking and out of the blue I asked her why she was still seeing me when she's already in a good and promising relationship and knowing full well that I don't have any plans for her. Her reply was epic and a bit shocking, she said: Her man's dlck is half the size of mine hence he can't brush her well and good as she desires but she loves him still.

This got me wondering if all girls out there also roll like this or it has to do with the size of the girl's coochie. I remember a friend telling me that the bigger the coochie the bigger the size of dlck that'll be demanded.

You dare not try this with me because I will use means beyond your knowledge and understanding to track and map the fraudster out then I will take his life slowly and extremely painfully

Stay strapped, for the days are dark, cold and wicked making it a place for the strong and the mighty ones not the faint hearted

Op that dog is linked to someone's life, probably a member of his family.

I want you to let us know when the obituary comes up, for it certainly will as a member of his family is already a walking corpse

If you ask me na who I go ask...The matter wey you see so, e heavy for mouth

Good lawd pls have mercy on us

Op needs a brain resetting slap.
Anyways, why so many blunders ?

I remember that year I was working as a baggage and bellhops Porter in an hotel in ikeja and I was also fvcking the pretty light skinned receptionist. One faithful morning, the general manager called me into his office and looked me straight in the eye and said me and him can't be eating from the same pot and hence I should stop fvcking the receptionist. That didn't stop me from lashing the girl and I got fired two weeks later

TheGidRedpiller:
Women have absolutely nothing other than s€x to offer any man at all, .

You're so on point with this. They have nothing else to offer aside their smelly kpekus

ATEAMS:
Feeling too @ home on my goddam property

Shut it right there. Mr man were you not paid the rents

Y'all landlords need to tone down your fvcking ego

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TWLifestyle:
coming from a senseless nigerian man - im not surprised .

We know your type madam feminist, sense you don't have, money you don't have, na life you dey live so ?

LordVoldermort:
Will of fire in you? Abi you realized you love life

Bros all join oo. But the will of fire is definitely in me and I'll never hang a leg even in tha face of death