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AfonjaConehead:
Yam leg is my favourite....

That's weird

Kondomatic:
Certain things should remain in people's head

Ok

donbachi:
Another kid from the block.

Ok

yuping:
Nope, she knows that immediately you Cum u will come to your senses.

Reminds me of lil Wayne lyrics in a particular rap track "As soon as I cum I come to my senses"

So I met this girl two months ago in a cinema and we hit it off well. I took her out to a fancy restaurant twice and made sure she had a good time before I managed to convince her to come over to my crib. She came and everything went smooth and we had a round of mind blowing fvck session, while I was taking a 2 minute break before I get ready for the next round babe now started telling me that didn't I see her hair is unmade and she would like to make a new hair do and she would need 12k.
I was like wtf can't you even let a man finish fvcking before you start the billing

sunshineV:
instead make u work on ur english u are telling people how to live their life. ekuke

you wicked ooo

And what that fvck is this doing in Romance section ?

Davinity:
Stewpid person... So what? Why are you telling us

Unam ikot

Why the hate ?

GreatAchiever1:
Lol.
Sometimes those cracks are hereditary.
What of if the feet has a different colour with the rest of the body.

Reminds me of Fela's hit track "Yellow fever'

Peaceadebu:
So early morning like this person don experience heartbreak ����

E shock me self

Patrioticbreed9:
She is moderate in height.

. She is fair in complexion.

. I love her mild bow legs.

. She is beautiful.


. I love her talks.


. She is fun to be with.


. She made me cry yesterday.


. Guys please help me, am in love and its hurting me badly because i know i cant have her.


. Ofure my love, if only you know how i love you, you will forget about bonaventure. I havent been this hurt in my life . I love you peace, i've been in tears since last night, i cant stand seeing your face this morning.


Ofure i know you love me, hence the secrets you always tell me.

I might develop h.b.p. Ofure ofure am still shading tears, my eyes are hot .


. Myyyyyy peace of mind.

Where is TheGidRedpiller , these guy here really need the red pill

KevinDein:
Bleached skin
.
Pot belly

Na that big belly dey turn me off pass

OnyeMmeri:
You kpanshed a 60 year old woman? Good Lawd!!!

We dey run thinz Inside life

I love my black African sisters but sometimes they fvck up in some important areas such as hygiene which happen to be something I take very serious as I can't stand dirty girls.
I remember that one time I managed to convince and woo one popular Twitter influencer to come over to my crib, when it was time for us to labosh, guys you need to perceive the smell coming from her pvssy it was like a rotten fish and it seems she couldn't perceived it or didn't know it was smelling

I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

Cerebellum:
There was time during corper shan! days, I was stranded, served in the east..I had to stay somewhere till the next day so I cud start where I was posted...

Lodged into this hotel, or motel...had this funny name
The receptionist was a complete dweeb.
Aswear, dem just finish Bleep for the room, I saw kiss condom wrap! The lady even squirt

I slept on a weird long chair.

How you take know say she squirt ?
Abi you take style smell the bedsheets

It was anger, violence and shallow thinking in the spur of the moment that ruined these people lives.

In all you do in this life abeg always maintain your cool and be calm

Dah Fuckery !!!

We have to instill the red pill in the mind of these SIMPs before these ho's turn them to remote controlled beings

No be juju be that

Relax, niggaz just wanna suck them boobs and get in your pant while avoiding that ugly face

Laziness

Greed

Illiteracy

Archaic way of life and reasoning

Bad Government

Employee/victim mentality

Nepotism

Tribalism

Religion

Low IQ

Lack of innovative minds

Village people

Na ju man dey jail and bury hard man las las

Am I high on this weed or is this photoshopped

I dedicate this FTC to the ladies on NL who ain't getting orgasm or dlck this Friday night.

I believe this to be so true and our leaders in the south also know this and they know that some of us will never allow as we will kill these terrorist if they dare try shii here in the south.

I just wonder what are our leader plans concerning alarming security issues in their states these days

I remembered some of our leadres gathered and held a close door meeting and one of the discussed points was the creation of state police, but we haven't heard anything about it again. Now's the time for them to act and toughen up.

All in all our leaders need to grow some balls and protect their citizens

Its really very easy to catch this kidnappers

If they want the ransom in cash, simply buy tracking chips from alibaba and amazon and put on some of the cash and bags. And If they want transfer, simply arrest the executive management of the banks and tell them to provide the account details that received the ransom and put an alert out to all security and military personnel and tell the bankers to raise an alarm whenever anybody tries to access that account

No be juju be that

Mammangaddafi:
...shut the fvuck up you f*ol

Who be this slowpoke ?

Y'all better start leaving, after all you naija medical peeps ain't putting on us on the global radar for any great feat achieved or any medical research breakthrough or discovery. Y'all so whack that the president had to fly out of the country for treatment

Jolomenas:
Na thunder go fire that your mouth..
Dirty boy
A common house officer works for more than 24hours and sleeps in the hospital when he’s on call and still get paid less than $300 monthly
No worry we go all leave the country for wuna

These doctors are fvcked up greedy bastardz, always feeling like they should be paid the highest salaries and as if we should worship the ground they walk on and when you're rushed to an hospital for an emergency medical attention these motherfvckers will not attend to you immediately, someone will even have the balls to tell you to go and bring a police report before giving you medical attention.

See Terrorist Wey dey yarn truth

This one shock me to the balls

Naija my country

The way bad news are generating from Jos lately is very worrisome