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Fist up make you nack am one -two for face

OutisComputers7:
Lecturer just made the mistake of his life

I dey tell you

Depressed101:
this is almost nonsense without the spiritual part

You have a point and I appreciate your perspective

akinbisodun:
Liar!!

Why I go lie na

Joelobioha:
she don mine ur destiny like pi currency..

Relax bro

Can you worship God and Mammon at the same time

DrFunmisticGlow:
your lil sis is a cardiologist?!

How old are you bro to be setting this kinda example?

Lie Mohammed

I'm too chill to argue with you. Peace

donbachi:
Village pipul

Guy see as you steal my FTC, chai this thing you do me this night pain me o

Hmmm. In this life, when you're chasing your goals and giving it your all daily, pls and pls always be conscious of your health, go for regular checkups, don't ignore that little pain you feel in a part of your body as it might become fatal tomorrow, eat balanced diets, exercise regularly. Remember a cat might have nine lives but humans have got just one.

Your health is like a bus ticket which gives you the pass to get a bus ride, once the ticket expires you drop from the bus

atilla:
Please what's lowlow?

That kinda cowgirl riding she gives you when your gbola is up in her pvssy all the way to the doors of her womb

Take the red pill and turn her into a baby mama. Do not let her tie you down and don't settle for less. Rember once bitten, twice shy, learn from your mistakes bro, I swear if you marry her then you'll never be happy for the rest of your life

Its like an hydra, cut of its head and two will grow right back in place

My lil sis who is a cardiologist was seriously telling me why I need to stop smoking loud earlier this month and insist I quit the habit, bla bla bla. I looked at her and told her fvck off

But why tha fvck is this good shiii so damn addictive

Damage Control, but remember the internet never forgets

We are watching

We are anonymous

Put some in the microwave, let it heat up a bit, get a crusher and crush it, then get a raw brown rizzla and put some in it and roll up. Take off your clothes and lay on your bed butt naked and light up your joint, smoke smoke smoke till your whole room is in a haze

Na so I fvck one last month, the girl refuse to collect money when we finish

You look good

God whennnn oooo

Smoking is the hardest to quit, I've tried to quit smoking loud several times but when the urge kicks in I can't help it but to roll up

Pharaoh4rin:
Whhhhaaattttt!!!!!

I swear bro, I can never marry a woman like my mum. She does so many stupid and dumb things I detest and when I try correcting her, she won't listen but say she has been alive long before I was born and she has seen more than I have ( like does that even makes sense to you). I thank God everyday for giving me a different mindset from her own. I felt so much joy and peace when I finally moved out

AlabiKILLER2021:
Guys please,
I'm unable to comment on business section



What could be the issue?

You've probably been banned by one of Nairaland moderators. Next time watch the kinda things you type here as some maybe tagged as abusive

Dissap:
Yo Hommies! I just wanna tell you something;

Fvck 'em all, bro. They ain't worth no shit! Damn! Drill every hole they gat to offer... Make them bitches scream like their ain't no tommorow!

Fvck them bitches! Fvck 'em real hard like a real cholo! Damn!

All these women are all whores!

Drill their ass and make them SCREEM your name while you ride them like a fvcking cheap horse! Damn it!

Bros you dey para oo

I can never marry a woman like my mum

Damn No

Beautiful mama

Here to read the comments

Eriokanmi:
See how you wasted your FTC, typing junks. Smh!

Thanks for stopping by

I hereby dedicate this FTC to all the ladies on Nairaland who ain't getting dlck or orgasms this friday night.

But Seriously this Po Po fvck up big time oo
Ahn Ahn How you go loose guard wey one yeye vagina person go use fvck as decoy take still steal your work pistol,

But there might two sides to this story. Oga prolly loose guard and misplaced the gun before or after the office hook up only for him to realise this after recovering from the ecstasy effects of the fvck sesh. Realising what this means, baba quickly came up with a story.

Why will the police rely on the words of these those scams prayer people or is it Alfas he called them