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Golden words for kings not simps

AutoChick4U:
Wahala for pucci hungry guys.

Una no go blame us oo, preek no dey gree hear word
The thing go just dey rise to attention anyhow 24/7

Wahala

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Sounds like a job for a simp

I'm the biggest lion in the yard and I only go for the best of the brightest ladies who can manage to keep up in all ramifications

SA women don't have sense, na only yansh dey get

Chiiiimooooo. I wonder what caused this, perhaps he didn't have on the right protective gear, you can't afford to be slack or forgetful when you're working on electrical components and machines

May God not let us go out on the day the demons of this world needs to drink blood. I remember that year back in uni when my gf who stayed with me told me not to attend lectures that particular day, I listened to her and decided to stay back at home only to get a call from my course rep that cultist invaded our lecture hall to carry out a hit on a particular strong man in our dept and two Innocent students got hit by stray bullets

Nigeria I hail oo

Both alpha male and sigma male got the red pill in them

Kestolove:
Am a sigma female

Who dash you ?

She said: you look like James bond, hope you've gat a big gun under there.
I was like: Skibo wait, are you kidding me

She left me because I couldn't buy her iPhone 6

The red pill is all you need

Millions gone down the drain. Ignorance is a disease

It actually does reduce the senseless killings these cultist partake in but yahoo itself is another deadly menance on the loose.

Sometimes when I look at these generation of yahoo boys, I tend to get worried for the next generation that will come from our loins. They will come into this world and see that their father,uncles, senior bros are all yahoo men and yahoo boys and by seeing that it will create a feeling in them that yahoo is the way to follow to attain the status quo of being tagged successful, it will further worsen and damage the nation reputation

Intersexxsherry:
funny thing is after insulting girls like this, they will still come running back to us

Na that long thing wey dey between our legs dey make us look una face

Dick issues

Pweetiedude:
Weed and rum always make my weekend great

I know the feeling bruh
It literally takes the stress of your shoulders

Demigod22:
I don't smoke for personal reasons, but I am cool with people that smoke, I even have friends that smoke. But I drink, I really enjoy drinking, so I was planning to drink palm wine for this weekend just to bring back memories, but one good girl visited me yesterday and today and the weekend ended in bed.

Perfect weekend

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A Program for dim witted people

I was thinking of getting of a bottle of red wine but after yesterday hectic work stress and crazy traffic, it seems I'm gonna go for something more stronger maybe a bottle of Jameson or vodka coupled with one or two joints of Canadian loud.

Kindly hare your weekend chills plans with us, maybe we can join in on your vibe

But Epe too far nau

Wahala be like wetin again ?

Anyways this one no be new thing na, we all know Femi is a professional, political well decorated and talented liar

Wahala be like evening newspaper wey get slack toto and come still dey bear Tonto

Wahala be like estranged wife matter, she fit use anything insult and ridicule you. But all in all FFK na traitor

But the woman fine sha

Ninejaywon:
No be from there my cousin carry HIV. Sex is like valueless over there.

Chiiiiiiimoooo

This one retired olosho wey BBN help warm her sour beans come re package am small