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Car Talk / Advise Needed With $2.0M Budget. by suavetony(m): 6:55pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Hello...been confused for awhile with the type of car preferably a clean Toyota SUVz or Front wheel drive with a high CG (because of terrain) I can get with a budget of $2.0M. Please advise. Thanks. |
Phones / Needs Help On Lumia 720 by suavetony(m): 11:03pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
Hi, Need SME advise...I can't see my memory card if I want to send a file through yahoo mail...is only pictures that comes up each time I click the attach option...can someone help out. What could be the problem with the phone (Lumia 720) or the memory card. Thanks. |
Celebrities / Re: Militants Take Over Pipeline Vandalism In Lagos — Police by suavetony(m): 7:18am On Sep 02, 2015 |
vizkiz: Hi, it won't cost you nothing to be a bit polite...tnx. |
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: 24 Key Achievements Of Goodluck Jonathan In His First 100 Days by suavetony(m): 2:05pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
TIMEISWISDOM:Really impressive and tangible. Nobody is perfect but the way APC is continually blaming GEJ depicts a party without plan or agenda. May God help us all. |
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Guy That Drives This Type Of Car? by suavetony(m): 4:30am On Aug 19, 2015 |
toopsy22: Definitely...as Socrates said "An unexamined life is not worth living"...a man without ambition and direction is not worth living as well. |
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Guy That Drives This Type Of Car? by suavetony(m): 9:08pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
toopsy22:I love that...keep it up jari...that's why a lot of ladies this days don't know exactly what they want...going after subjective things than being objective. |
Family / Re: Help:why Do Some Nigerians Oppose Their Son Marrying A Female Bank Marketer? by suavetony(m): 2:23am On Aug 15, 2015 |
kenny1313:There are so many ways to achieve ones target as a female marketer...especially wen the lady in question is professionally minded. Is only those that don't have something "upstairs" among them that indulge in such acts. All she needs to do is to convince her clients of d short term benefits, interest or profit if they bank with them. |
Crime / Re: How Do We Effectively Curb Sexual Offences In Nigeria? by suavetony(m): 6:06am On Aug 02, 2015 |
This topic is quite interesting but requires thinking out of the box. What can be done to curb it? Rehabilitation of both the rapist and the victim. Apart from the jail term whether 5-10 yrs term, there should be a rehabilitation strategy in addition to the jail term. For the victim, he or she needs adequate care, love, prayers, reputable counselling sections which will include speaking to his or her rapist. It is really difficult to forgive without the culprit asking for forgiveness and the healing process truly starts from there. Why the increase? - No regard for God's commandments. - Homosexuality and lesbianism - Countless phonographic sites. - Indecent dressing. - lack of self control. - Lack of good parental upbringing. - Inadequate sex education in our schools - Inadequate rehabilitation programs... punishment really does not have much impact per changing someone without rehabilitating the person. - Idleness. - Immoral songs and videos. I know a lot of people won't buy this but it affects one's psyche, thinking and atimes control if your spiritually is zero. Say no to promiscuity, say no to molestation, support rehabilitation programs. Treat others like your siblings...what goes around comes around. This is one natural law that is certain... 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Alert: Satan Has Poured Out Spirit Of Witchcraft, Heavily. Step Up Your Prayer by suavetony(m): 10:33am On Jul 22, 2015 |
NIGERIALOLoCOM:God gives children through the mystery of procreation...not religion...religion is just a form of worship to God Your parents are like gods...you were born because your parents carried out God's injunction that says..."increase and multiply". Your parents determines your religion why God did His part by blessing the "lovemaking" ...but you still have the right to change if need be. |
Religion / Re: Alert: Satan Has Poured Out Spirit Of Witchcraft, Heavily. Step Up Your Prayer by suavetony(m): 10:12am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Weah96:I believe in freewill...I believe in the ability of man to choose right or wrong...we are rational beings not animals that can be programmed at will...The devil as well can only suggest...he has no power to force you to do what you don't want to.... Once again...God is omnipotent but I believe in freewill because philosophically not theologically...we are rational in nature. |
Religion / Re: Alert: Satan Has Poured Out Spirit Of Witchcraft, Heavily. Step Up Your Prayer by suavetony(m): 5:20am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Weah96:God will is that we know Him, love Him and serve Him...He did not program anything. Devil is fighting his last battle to deceive as many souls as possible. Rev 12 says: "Then the dragon was enraged at the woman and went off to wage war against the rest of her offspring". God is omnipotence but at same time gave us the freewill to choose right or wrong...is our decision to choose...He did not program anything. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Detained Ex-CSO Diabetic, Hypertensive But Denied His Drugs, Lawyer Cries Out by suavetony(m): 3:15am On Jul 20, 2015 |
doctokwus:...do you knw that currently more than 30 million Nigerians are hypertensive. It may as well interest you that more than 12 million ppl are not aware that they are hypertensive, which you n I could be one of them. Some youths nowadays die of stroke n heart attack...[b]so are you implying if one is hypertensive one should resign or reject promotions? [/b]For your information, most ppl are hypertensive (having either high or low BP) without knowing. Diabetes most times comes with age though is prevalent of recent...Diabetes doesn't escalate with stress as far as you're on medication/avoid certain foods. The problem here is simple violation of human right...you can place one on house arrest while investigation is on...I hate backbiting...is unprofessional. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Lied, Jonathan Generated The Funds Used For Bail Out.- NLNG MD Insists by suavetony(m): 3:30am On Jul 15, 2015 |
The simple truth still remains that Buhari is yet to achieve something...no significant change or impact yet...bailing out states with funds generated by his predecessor or slashing his salary is not an achievement...the economy seems to be getting worst...God help us all. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Hnd/b.sc Holders Discrimination: Irrelevant, Dangerious & Unconstitutional. by suavetony(m): 2:52am On Jul 05, 2015 |
bettercreature:Wondering if u saw d four walls of the school...no offence...a sound Uni graduate won't be spilling this gibberish...like I said earlier...been taught by both parties so am highly disappointed |
Education / Re: Hnd/b.sc Holders Discrimination: Irrelevant, Dangerious & Unconstitutional. by suavetony(m): 2:28am On Jul 05, 2015 |
@op...is like a menace...I have been taught by both parties...no much difference...for me, I won't discriminate if am an employer of labour...my target will always be centred on abilities not some qualifications...when you re good...u don't need baseless discriminations to distract you...just be focused...upgrade if you've d time and move on. |
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Women Like Bad Guys.. by suavetony(m): 12:09pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Younger generation definition for "bad guys"..."Lashing" hilarious. For me I think the right definition for bad guys are ppl that are smart, articulated, creative, intelligent, socially and morally balanced...that's d type of guys I will even support my siblings to date 1 Like |
Certification And Training Adverts / Re: Nebosh HSE Courses In Nigeria by suavetony(m): 12:19am On Jun 14, 2015 |
Please when is the next training? |
Politics / Re: What Rochas Okorocha Did To The Imo Govt House (pics) by suavetony(m): 4:43am On Feb 13, 2015 |
contactmorak:Bro u need to wise up...do your research well; he is only but an advanced 419 guru. Know u won't understand... |
Politics / Re: Fashola: Release Igbo PVCs. NOW. by suavetony(m): 12:09am On Feb 09, 2015 |
[quote author=ibedun post=30530359]Why is anyone listening to these Mofos. They should go to Anambrabia villages for their PVCs. Beast of no nation we have over tolerated these mofos. Everytime I hear Okoroji or Apga I feel really insulted. If you like...go hug transformer. Who send you... dey there dey kill yourself over ur fellow human. Mtsheeeww |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Planned To Attack Whole Country – Jonathan by suavetony(m): 4:11am On Feb 08, 2015 |
Kakpos:Have you ever experienced an opposition in your life...to understand how it feels. U think governing Nigeria is the same thing as head of an organization. See how you opened your wide mouth to call your president useless...SMH |
Politics / Re: Fashola, Tinubu Begs Igbo For Support. Pics by suavetony(m): 10:38am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Sweetlemon:Malam Sweetlemon... ...too bad for a lady. You sounded weird... 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Still On Election Matter... by suavetony(m): 7:30am On Jan 25, 2015 |
Jokes Etc / Still On Election Matter... by suavetony(m): 1:45am On Jan 25, 2015 |
LWKMD,... ; no offense to his supporters. Asiwaju: Alarm don blow o. They just called me from INEC that our party would be disqualified if you refuse as usual, to submit your basic certificates. They said you did not submit any certificate in all your past attempts. Five-star Army General without basic education, where is your First School Leaving Certificate? Fayemi: Asiwaju waiti jare. Don't Go Ballistic yet o. Let us hear from the horse's mouth o. Tinubu: Dr. Fayemi, bobo yi olo primary school o. Buhari: Walahi talahi, I do not have any. That is why am here to beg you to help me quench this scandal with ease like you quenched your chicago/ toronto scandal. But you should know am not Ojukwu who joined military with Oxford University degree. During our time, education was not compulsory. Fayemi: Ha ha ha. Two halfwits. Awon Olodo Meji. Like Toronto like Military. Birds of the same feather flock together. What am I even doing in their midst? Asiwaju: You should have told us that in the military, primary education is not compulsory. Buhari: Are you saying I must have FSLC to know how to handle AK-47and pull the trigger? I am a combatant and I can destroy the enemies with or without primary school education. For example, those our boys in Sambissa, the Bokos (I do not want Fayemi to hear), do you think they have primary education? Are they not performing better than a PhD? Tinubu: You are deviating. To start with, the Sambissa issue is a top secret between me and you. Let us not go there in public. How do we solve this problem? Should we bring in Oby Ezekwesili and that hungry boy, Dino, to make some noise again. Fayemi: Please count me out o. I still have my N50Million bed and mattresses scandal to settle with Fayose. I am not ready to go to jail yet. Both of you are supporter of APC. You know how to beat the system. So deal with it. Buhari: You see why we can not trust people like Fayose? First you gave me Okadigbo, where is he now? He left without me. Then Bakare, he could not even step down for someone else when we asked him to. Now again it is Osinbajo. Where is Osinbajo? Is this problem not affecting him as my running mate as well? Tinubu: I am here for myself and Osinbajo. How many times would I need to remind you that Osinbajo is in this election as proxy? He is standing in for me in the election assuming we are allowed to contest. Buhari: Ok. We can send a message to Shekau to increase tempo and then release a tape that no one should be disqualified because of Western Education in any Nigerian election. Tinubu: Yes, yes. That is a good move. If it does not work I will # VoteJonathan o and also tell my people to # VoteGEJ2015 . I can dump any candidate at anytime. Ask Ribadu what I did to him in the last presidential election. Fayemi: In view of this invincible certificate, I have already decided to # StandWithJonathan Buhari: But can't we super-impose my name on one of the very many certificates of Osinbajo? After all, what is he my deputy for if he cannot help me out in difficult situations like this. Tinubu: I say No to that. The moment we do that Obasanjo will start again. It could even end up in the new book he is writing. You must produce your certificates. Gowon, IBB, Obasanjo, Danjuma, AbdulSalam, and couple of your other colleagues are all still alive. How do we convince them that you returned back to school without their knowledge, couple of years ago? Fayemi: There is no way you could have gone back to primary school after being a Head of state and it would remain a secret up till now. Buhari: But I am born-to-rule and not born-to- attend-school. To rule this estate called Nigeria is my right and the right of my people. You people can continue to go to school. I wish you goodluck.
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