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Sorrynovex
Comman answer this mumu op and put him in his place
#sorrynovex

A friend came over and was pressing the doorbell nonstop, he called me many times but I was too busy to answer any yeye call as I was busy banging my babe in the bed room, because I have told the werey where I use to keep my spare key, he took the key from under the flower pot in front on my flat, opened my door, went straight to the kitchen took out the vegetable soup in the freezer, defrost it and made eba, after which he served himself and the most painful of them all, he took the last can of double black bullet in my fridge, he sat in the living room, put on the TV and was watching BB9ja show while devouring my food.

I gave him this look when I came out of the room and saw him in the living room, ,

Love800:
0-3

Arsenal to win

Quote me after dis match

Fulham fada

Nah man u be,

2ndchildhood:
you will be disappointed.. Fulham to score first and lock defence..

Hafar, 😂😂😂😂

Sorrynovex:
Those supporters are know to wear torn boxers with holes

#sorrynovex

#sorrynovex I like how u destroy them mechanic boys and torn boxer-wearing mofos here. Weldon bruv been observing you on a low ✌😂
#sorrynovex

yeyebrity:
Continue the online bragging but we know the truth.

Everyone ain't simp, know this and know peace

CamelCase:
You got to the probision store to return Pepsi bottle, you quickly notified mama rukevwe that you’ll be doing away with 4 biscuits, two sweets, from your aunties change… before you could finish ordering mama rekey we shouted from inside the store:

Taa! Your aunty no keep change o, she say she go bring bottle naw naw! Abeg drop my bottle and carry your head like tipper tire comot here … ole buruku.

And you were like… say what!!

This guys is good abeg 😅😅😅😅

CamelCase:
After giving the idiot beating Of his life, it then occurred to you that you just miscalculated your previous move, you suppose return the bottle and never return the deposit to that stewpid aunty.

This one cracked me up 😂😂😂😂

Felixamos:
Waka🖐🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.. Which kain talk be this na😂??

I just dey imagine Nah, if am sick I won't even allow him to inject me, make him no go inject me with otapiapia by mistake, u know say highness Nah bastard 😂

Papichulostunne:
You BAMbiala

Who is this clown 🤡

Happy birthday Ebubedike, of all time
Your new age is blessed sir

Papichulostunne:
No get money first.. They will leave you faster than you can say "organsm"

Let me stop here ,

Am an alpha male and a red piller
This our core rule
-Chase money, make money, take good care of yourself and bitches chase you.
And that's my core value, I priorities my values and in my scale of preference women comes last, it's all about the Benjamins.

Lemme stop here and take a sip from my cold amarula ✌😁

Ceenachi:
Very interesting news from Northern part of Nigeria

Bandits come out openly and said...."yes we did it" Nigeria police said "no u didn't do it"
Then something happened in South East, ipob said "we are not responsible" then Nigeria police will say.."no u are responsible and we are coming to finish u all"

Nigeria is funny shaa

This is soo funny but it's a Hard fact 😂😂

FreeStuffsNG:
All the hate tweets by LP Guber candidate in Lagos, Chinedu Rhodes-Vivour, against the Yoruba and his videos of inability to speak Yoruba have gone viral on Whatsapp.

I just got this and it reminded me that he is reported to be a member of the IPOB terrorist group that burnt Lagos in 2020.

You are a certified clown 🤡

LordFaraday:
Doctor wey sabi

It's all fun and funny until he does operation on you and switch your liver with your kidney 😂😂😂😂😂😂

007s:
U never Jam .... the fact you satisfy a woman doesn't mean she will come running to you everyday....she may beg you fo sex when she is hot .... but when she is not OYO for you

Don't ever beg woman for sex, if it's not a mutual feeling, let her be, if not she turns you to simp and sex becomes transactional as you will need to convince her by making promises and begging like a simp

For example, u want to eat cat fish pepper soup, instead of going to the river struggling to catch one, u can easily go to lounge and order for a point and kill, I no dey like delay, I don't beg 😂

Papichulostunne:
i like your post but i found some discrepancies

1. He does a lot of pre-intimacy as he said there.. But maybe his forwplay game is zero..

2. Even if a woman desire you.. If you have spike her in anyway, the only wY they know how to revenge is to tie the legs..

3. You said you have never experienced this ever.. It only goes to show you are a woman pleaser.. A true man no dey please his wife every time.. Ask Adam.. Na to please him wife put us for where we dey soo.. We for dey garden of Eden dey chase lion and deers just for fun but he had to please her every whim and so he ate the APPLE.

Till today i fit chop any fruit woman give me but Apple? I know where dem dey sell am

Woman pleaser u said , 😂😂😂😂
No buddy, , aint woman pleaser, am fsr from that, the truth is that when you become a woman pleaser, they weaponize sex and use it against u ones they realised you are too thirsty for them, like i said, I have never been turned down by any of my girls when it comes to sex, do you know why.


1. I bang them real good, give them an unforgeable experience on the bed and after that they don't know how to say no when it comes to sex.
2. I don't act thirsty towards women am too redpilled to do that, ones u start acting thirsty towards women, then again they weaponise sex making u simp and beg to have some.

3. My sex game is ace, yeah, i know my onions and ones u show them whoose boss they only live to please you. Plus no sensible woman will leave a guy who gives her orgasm and shag her well

Let me stop here,

Femmyfamous4u:
She made it known to me when I first met her that she doesn't like penetrative sex but I thought it will change. It is not about me. I can spend 2 hours on foreplays. I think it's her oestrogen that's low. I once saw that she bought evening primrose which is a hormonal balance supplement but she is not used to taking drugs.

You should know that people don't change, if she doesnt like penetrative sex, you shouldnt have married her, me I know I have a very high sex drive and I can't date or marry or marry someone that can not match my sexual strength because that marriage may not last.

InfinityFabric:
Too bad most men go into marriage IGNORANT.

Fact

Femmyfamous4u:
Dear Friends, i would like to know if it is normal or I am being paranoid. while we were dating i noticed that my now wife does not really like sex as we hardly do the act. She was good in other areas so, i felt with time things will sort itself out. After the marriage, i made it known to her clearly that i will want to have the sex as much as i desire but i must say for about three months now, we have only had it about ten times.

These are the odds
1. Your wife sexual hormones may be very low, making her not want sex or maybe she's circumcised
2. Your wife doesn't truly love you and doesn't desiree you sexually.

3. Something is bordering her, plus maybe you don't do a lot of pre-intimacy and head jobs that would always get her honey to always want you.
4. May be your sex game is poor

There is a way u will handle a woman, make her orgasm and she will be thinking about you 24/7. Nah she go dey beg you for sex.

I have been in several relationships and I have been with girls who doesn't love sex that much, , but if a woman loves you, she give you her body anytime, any day no matter how tired she is, I have never been with any woman that denies me sex, I haven't seen that or experienced that before, because when you get a woman sexually satisfied all the time, your thought alone would get her wet and honey for you.

Bro, check yourself, something is definitely not right

Nia69:
You'll end up losing them. I'm not a guy.

Lols, but who comes online to toast babes and send dm's to girl.monikars here?
Some guys no just get self-value.

I will love my wife to the mooñ and back but if my wife is getting a master degreee then I should at least have gotten my doctorate degree before then, I can't allow her be more educated than me, never, it makes her look down on you, she will feel like she on a higher pedestal than you, and the interaction would change from that moment, not to talk of her schooling in UK when laws favours women the more.

Where the real problem will start is when she is done with her program and gets a work that pays more than you earn, Nah there u go see real disrespect

Nia69:
Only girls can toast me. 😌

I can bet my breakfast and dinner that this moniker is one guy in Oshogbo with giant hairy balls, they here they form girl 😂😂😂😂😂

Fugitivetoto:
I’m the most beautiful girl ever on this forum and in Africa, not only that I’m making money too! 3k for masturbation livecam. 1k for foot pic… come one come all…

Getat thee fvck out with your bald head.
With your Oversized breast, shapeless ass and tiny legs 😂😂😂😂

FisifunKododada:
The demons that you encourage and feed will eventually feast on you. Even peter obi is gonna end up consumed by the little obidient demons that he has woken up in alaigbo and in every part of Nigeria where Okoros love to reside.

Is gonna end up, see this oshogbo urchin forming posh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My friend getat 😅😅😅😅

Mazisimonekpa:
The Obi supporters are international certified fraudulent people they forged Letter of Finland Prime Minister against me, they they photoshot interpol arrest against me in 2022, they forged EU observers letter in favour of Peter Obi, they can now forge INEC returning cert for OBI or photoshop Tinubu head and replace it with Peter Obi own as their illusional President from 3rd position. I want to see them forge INEC apology letter to Peter Obi and Nigerians

Mazi Simon Ekpa

If you are the real Ekpa, may Amadioha reject your carcass, for you have instigated the youths and wasted a lot of blood, may you never know peace