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Mkelv0106:
I grew up in a large house, we no Sabi knock door, na barge in we dey do, we don see our unclothedness tire, both female and males, even cousins sef, but we no reason am. What I'm saying is, ur aunty might have grown up like that, an household where there is no boundaries, if you don't like it, set the boundary with her, tell her politely, " Aunty no vex o, but you fit they knock b4 you enter my room plz" or beta still lock ur door if e get lock.

You took the words out from my mouth .

My wife must sabi all this kind cooking and baking like this op, if not no deal,

Nice one op, am salivating already

jimmychang:
My mental health just dey recover self.My dad initially help me buy it sha.Omo when things became bad.I told him to sell the land that I need the money,na there wahala start.Many excuses and stuffs.I weak gee.The land them collect am back I don't know the mumu deal he had with the seller.


Omo I nearly ran mad.

Chai, quit painful, so sorry bro, at least u gave learnt from this, next time u will do better and more careful

jimmychang:
Dem dey know...my story long sha.I had a land back home them collect am.

Chai, this cracked me up, sorry bro, who collect am

jimmychang:
Omo I made 4.2m last year at this time...I quick rent house of 250k.Bro right now 250k I no even get rent go soon expire.

U no do any investment

I don't do crypto but you don't get rich without taking calculating risks, this also add as a lesson to him, he was rich, he will definitely go back to that statues, it's matter of time

Lala call your pets to order

The breakfast way the north wan serve tinubu is still cooking, him go shock after 2023 election

Chnbanc:
U said it all right!!
Women and emotional feelings are 5&6.
Imagine ...
A lady keeps asking me for cash and I keep giving...
At a point I became fedup and angry, cos I couldn't concentrate on my lifestyle...
And told her point blank
That she is extorting me!!
She became sober and changed everything to make me feel bad for expressing my mind..
Las Las na me come dey apologize and the extortion continued.

Symptoms of a simping syndrome

Let me give you one red pill to swallow

All your past efforts and sacrifices to her becomes meaningless the very moment you stop making more sacrifice, and she jumps into another available dick that would simp for her and provides all she needs. button line, u are only a means to an end., don't feel special and foolishly stupid In giving in to her games when they blackmail you, blackmailing only works on simps

No where is safe again in Nigeria, God na for your hand we dey oh

sexyto:
Scam,very low grade scam, even without an engine you won't sell that cheap.

Have you gone to Jiji lately, people are broke and selling their cars off, others are just in need of quick cash, they are cash trap while other ballers just want to reduce number of wheels in their garage.

Don't call him scam yet without evidence

Demmm this is really creative, I duff hat for you

Treasure17:
I'm confused here

My biggest mistake was trusting the GST lecturers because these people failed to show up most times.

GST dept is quite different, so they are basically on their own, they show up when ever they have strength to, if not, they leave u to your faith until una jam for exam hall.

That's why anything that will make u to have Carryover in GST your own don fininsh, since they have different dept them fit no file your exams accordingly, becuase your lazy HOD might not send your script to the GST dept for grading, and u end up writing it again next semester, , crazy stuff

Coming early to classes and photocopying every material i see, anytime lecturer bring out handout and threatened to give out 30 marks to those that would buy the materials, I quickly buy them, funny enough I never get to make use of some of the materials, hunger carry my eye see something, all my pocket money I use am buy handout

When we enter 300level I, me and my goons no send handout or early morning classes, who them help

We still end up with excellent result las las

Zonefree:
Imagine Tinubu serving as a fitness coach to his daughter... That's suicidal

Comrade why u too like Vawulence like this

Wow rich kids, they are playing with guns. No single pity for any cultist

Reno is a bombling idiot, we don't take him seriously

Don't you know the meaning of sarcasm,

They are just catching cruise

Chaela12:
see below

Get the fvck out with your edited games, scam

Wow, this is amazing, We get talent for this country abeg

efelicity:
Nairalanders, my wife divorced me some few days ago and i was totally down, altho she was with the man for those few days, but she's back begging me to take her back. The man already had two women in his house and he doesn't give her the attention she needs so she still packed out and come begging me and i accepted her back so that she can take care of our kids.

If this is true, then you are the king of simps, after the other man has sampled her kpekus to his utmost satisfaction, the Agaracha bring the remaining one home and u foolishly accept to eat left over, chai, I am sorry for you, you are a gonner

Emperormartin:
Hmmm I'm little bit afraid here

As in ehh, you need to see the way she and her dad use to discuss like two adults, she would not sleep if the dad isn't back from work or when he's coming home late

Emperormartin:
Man, that's your mum

No kidding bro, that sh!t is real, this little kid anytime we spoke on phone, her other siblings will be telling me what and what to buy for them when next am visiting, but this little kid don't make no request, she will always ask me, hope you are okay? have u eaten? Just take care okay, don't stay out late, this little girl freaks me the hell out.

I believe in reincarnation because I have one in my family no jokes, my mum died when I was little, and when my brother got married, his 4th kid was a girl child, and she has an exact resemblance of my mum right from day one, when she started talking fluently and walking, she will always smile at me and always want me to carry her, she will be asking me scary questions, imagine this little kid of 5 years old saw me one day, she smile at me and said, Tochi you have grown to be a very handsome man, u don't know how proud this makes me

Jeez, I felt a cold shiver down my spine, I was motionless for about 30 seconds, she just behaves like my mum exactly, she would always ask his parents to call me when she wants to speak to me, and guess what, this little girl calls me by my name, and all his older siblings calls me uncle.

We call her mama, that's her nickname because of her resemblance and attitude like our mum, anytime I mistakenly calls her by her name, she will frown at me and say
Please stop calling me that, call me mama

This girl freaks me out, including her parents, and I love her so much, she don't care about what normal kids of her age cares about, I remember last Christmas she told her parent that she doesn't want new cloths for Christmas, that she is okay with the ones she has, then she knew that her dad was broke, because they got his cars seized at the whoff, but the rest kids don't care.

Guys reincarnation is fvckingly real

HeroHero:
How much will u pay if I show u the man & his dog?

Exactly, the man held his dog on a lesh and smoking a cigarette on a cow boy hat, op pay me let me show u the man

Uzoho was a beast that day, he did very excellently , until that late minute heart breaking goal

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Thank goodness you noticed it on time. Scorpion stings are deadlier than that of snakes.

Clean your mouth

Who told you this garbage,

I have been stung once, It's painful but the pain wears off after like few hours, no pray make snake bite you, depending on the species, it could kill you when not attended to accordingly

I have been stung once, It's painful but the pain wears off after like few hours

Boyewu:
I thought it was supposed to be. "victoria ascerta,” in Portuguese language. Which language is ASATA?

Yeah u right, he spelt it wrongly

Boyewu:
Please what's the meaning of Victoria ASATA?

Meaning say victory is certain

Demonicus:
Comrade the street ain't playing mehn...

Aswear