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That’s a young man. A treadmill would have saved his life. The average Nigerian never exercises yet curses village people when thrombosis, strokes and heart attacks come calling.

ThePriceSorcerer:
Just like your moniker

Just like your moniker, you re really suffering from comprehension �

Is comprehension life-threatening? How long do I have to live? I hope I don’t pass it to loved ones.

They sleep with him too so the shame is majorly on the married ones.

I no kill Jesus so I no get worry.

Meanwhile Nairaland trolls with account balances less than 200,000 NGN will claim the show is for effeminate men.

Remember that scene in Godzilla where the creature bites off one of Ghidorah’s heads? Well, just like the head regrowing another person will take this person’s place. The sect is a hydra, a kraken, near unkillable. They make for good target practice, though.

Lol. Mr Polymath who never initiated intellectual discussions. He glows nicely in pictures, face to face is another story. I wish him the best and remain happy to no longer see him on my screen.

Maybe.

“Thank you for attending my TED talk.”

Mbaku:
How does one stay single in times where there are temptations all around? For example, you decide to keep to yourself and avoid a relationship but all of a sudden, the opposite sex comes knocking. How

People take cocaine. How have you abstained from the act? People take psychoactive pills, how have you abstained from them? Heroin is easily gotten in Nigeria. How, how and how have you not taken these substances?

Drugs.

More food for me.

Was he fat or obese before?

Wait two more years. Why brag about the situation? Them dey use am collect award?

Watch him grace the next BBNaija or BBAfrica. Na our way for this country. His friends Uti, Banky W, Ebuka and Tunde Ednut will continuously support his every move on the show. However he may go far in the game only to get booted before the middle of the season.

Mixedfruit:
Dannmmm niggar

So you mean slawormiir will go to prison?

Anonymous is not revealing anything new. They are like Nairaland which continuously posts fake and hackneyed events.

What should i do?

You should stop posting fantasies on Nairaland.

If someone told him when alive that performing yoga daily would increase his lifespan, he’d push aside the recommendation, calling it utter nonsense. Anyway, R.I.P. to the man. Everybody has their time.

Omoh, things have ended for the day. I’m off to bed. There is nothing to show.

Hmm. Whitemoney’s grill ended immediately the music stopped. Okay. If the party ran for an extra thirty minutes he’ll remain there till ten minutes to the end. He’s done the chore every Friday so can calculate two hours without a clock.

She’s in her forties, she won’t look like a twenty-four year old.

Hmm. The prank strengthened the EmmaRose ship. See them kissing openly even if for short periods. Saga don lose in many ways because I know he’ll wish it was him and Nini doing the same. Maybe Nini is the prettiest female Saga ever made a move on. I won’t blame him because many men would fall for her exotic look.

Lol at how this thread is empty on a party night. Only older folks will enjoy what's happening. Besides, if conji was worrying the housemates, the thing would die eventually. There is nothing they can do in these final stages of the game that they wouldn't have long ago. Let them enjoy this setting like the humans they are. There is tomorrow to go wild and not enough females left in the house.

I liked the chilled vibe of today's party. For Nairalanders who've never traveled out before, parties like this exist. It's a cross between a get-together and pool party. Working age white people throw them from time to time in the summer season.

They should suspend this program until after the Coronavirus pandemic. The quarantine robs viewers of 2 weeks worth of action. Liquor has a slight temper issue which viewers would have noticed if the show was the usual 84 days. I doubt Whitemoney can continue this catering gig for an extra month. Oh well, na luck get these people, last last. Saga — on the other hand — for simp enter 8 full months from now.

Hmm. Only four days of proper workouts and Angel's flabby ass is becoming firm. These idiot organisers should have brought Obinna since the first week. They couldn't resist the money offer from FitNaija hence took the risk of infecting a housemate or two with the rona. With these water guns, one transmitter must go down.

For once out of the hundreds of times, the military admits it.

Another Friday night and I’m here. Let me balance well. There’s a Wizkid song I’ve tried to remember, but for the life of me can’t name it. It plays every Friday and Saturday during their parties. I know asking for the name here is a waste; I’ve done so for many songs to no avail. Searching the man’s collection of songs is another fruitless activity because he releases at least 500 tracks yearly.

Like I said before, that released video sealed the fates of Saskay, Cross and Angel. Life will continue after their Sunday departure. I wonder who else Kayode will use propaganda to eliminate. I’m guessing Pere, Saga and Nini. He may throw Queen in the mix as well. Thank God this week’s eviction will herald two more weeks for the show to end. It’s a total waste of time now.