₦airaland Forum

Lies.

Jokes section.

Queen was spotted holding what makes Cross a man.

His beards? Deep voice? His Adam’s apple? His Adonis belt? Say the proper term, filthy blogger!

Why should we care about news on the other side of the planet? I don’t understand Nairaland sometimes.

All these Hollywood types who screw the same circle of men. Someone will get tempted and dive in only to catch an incurable STD. God forbid.

LuQuLuQu:
Where is Nike Oshinowo?

In my bedroom.

I’m confused. She looks old in some pictures and young in others. This is how old women and fat ones catfish men. It is when you guys see face to face that you have an idea of the real deal despite being caked in layers of makeup.

Lol. Nairaland millionaires on the beat. I pity una.

You know how some men beat stubborn girlfriends into loving them more. It’s what the Taliban is practicing in Afghanistan. Them go dey alright, last last.

Ebuka is there enjoying naira, rands and dollars. More grease to his elbows. He should do and vacate the Big Brother platform for someone else. Haba, Nigerians are ever ready to die in a lucrative position.

Offshore Engineer who never called Peace out for wearing safety goggles repeatedly, is that one an offshore engineer? So far, all I know about him is an undying infatuation for the half Dravidian Nini. He should go home, re-strategize then learn how to package himself for any chance of the organizers arranging an all stars season of the show.

Na she know. Anything she wants to do with the child, she should do. This reminds me of my friend who had a one night stand with an ugly fat girl because of conji. The guy went his way never to hear from her again. Two years later he received a message on Facebook saying his son was getting big. See shock on his face to discover the woman secretly bore him a child which he couldn’t deny. The son was a carbon copy of his father.

Nairalanders, in my position, what will you do?

Now that she’s vulnerable, I for chook my head if I used Instagram. This is the best time to chop and run.

Okay.

Who?

Boko Haram funds itself. I doubt any politician has hands in their matter. If they did, the sect cut off from them long ago. Na ISWAP dey reign now. Boko Haram was bloodily defeated long ago.

Sahara Reporters as well as Kemi Olulonyo are relevant only on Nairaland. Take them serious at your peril.

Funny, really funny, but fake news.

When I am not mad, I will leave our hot Naija for an equally scorching destination? God forbid. Na Italy sure pass with the slightly tolerable climate.

Gbegirsoup:
gq

Ayomide, try and have shame even for one day of your life.

Nackdemall:

Drink straight from the bottle rather than use a disposable cup. Those things are for five year old children.

The organizers would take a cue from the more popular show and put their own applicants into the competition. Nobody wants to watch unknowns waste the limelight they were given.

Nairaland is littered with lowlives. Despite knowing that politicians speak from all sides of their mouths, idiots here still fill pages with news of their hackneyed actions. Na poverty fit una as sense far well well.

All these fake stories gaining traction on Nairaland. Dominique, this is why I consider the forum a gutter. It’s now mere pulp fiction.

Fake news.

Na she know. She has the money so can invest in any form she feels.

All these jambite threads, sha.

Big Brother should have arranged a proper date for them in the arena. This executive lounge looks hopeless.

Yet no pool in sight.