₦airaland Forum

phemmyfour:
you are late to the party.

No different from Nairaland.

Time heals all wounds. You go dey alright, last last.

Zzz. The allure of this program fizzled when we got our homegrown edition.

Success is like nectar to bees where women are involved. Why should it surprise me she gravitated his way? Life continues. I hope he shines her pink congo.

Like in Nigeria and North Korea, abi? Fake news.

CNN reporters go tire from arranging viewpoints. Their bosses will smile to the bank. Another day in America passes and the average Nigerian remains foolish.

Rahkman:
actually this comrade and vawulence stuff originated from twitter

…and as usual Nairaland carried last. I’m not on Twitter so it’s all new to me.

60k.

I date short women because I am equally short. I’ve had taller females get attracted to me, but I let them go because I know taller men won’t have to work to get them off me. At the same time I’ve had females I’d refer to as average height — only to find out we’re the same height other than her well proportioned measurements.

Back when male beauty was highly revered.

This is the funniest thing to ever come out of this forum. I never fail to laugh every time I see it.

The good thing about cold countries. You go moisturize skin sotey e go fresh.

No wonder Genevieve caught depression. Her contract don cut.

Lol. Disturbing yourself over meaningless things. Impregnate a woman so she’ll birth a child. By the time you buy Pampers ten times in a row you’ll realize people’s opinions won’t change your journey through life.

Politics made GOT what it was. Dragons came a lot later. If this show has the same cut-throat politics, grey characters and charismatic people you want to follow to the ends of the earth — only for them to die miserable deaths — then I’ll binge the first season when all is said and done. For now I can’t disturb myself.

with a chilled bottle of Heineken beer

This is the Nairaland measurement of enjoyment. One would think this Heineken drink costs 10k per bottle. Na ordinary 400 naira if not 250 in selected poor man joints.

Wetin concern me with lion meat? If I see am I go chop. I never come across am so nothing concern me. As carnivores their meat is a lot tougher than that of herbivores. Enough boiling go dey involved.

Disturbing London? Make I hear word. The location was as quiet as usual when I visited. Disturbing Peckham, Elephant and Castle, Brixton, Woodgreen, etc then I will understand. Those places were ghettos to begin with.

This is bait.

Bad news travels fast, fake news travels faster. Peace, I’m out.

This will make front page when the sun comes up. I have nothing useful to contribute apart from “there is a person for everyone on earth.” Now multiply “person” by five thousand and you’ll realize that you’ve focused on the wrong thing for the longest time. Enjoy yourself and someone will instead find you. Them send you come life to find man?

I came for photos. I saw only one picture.

1.8 million naira and nothing more. I don’t see how he won’t accept the offer. Everybody dey find money these days.

The same lies which killed Kim Jong Un, abi?

Which blogger dey learn work now?

What a waste.

Person go dey house type nonsense. Tufia, these children of Nairaland.

All of a sudden every Nairalander is a Starlink expert. This forum funny, sha, I no go lie.

Affordable once I start working.

Venues in Nigeria mostly have inlets and no provision for everybody to come out safely. We need to upgrade our building standards. For every one entry point two exits should be provided.

It’s what marriages come to. End of story. At least she enjoyed ten years thereabout with the man.