₦airaland Forum

Those are the types she’s attracted to.

Stupid show, stupid housemates. They should hold a hiatus for three years since Naija has bastardized the product. Let other African countries hold their versions.

Nairaland is still on Dababy’s matter? E don stale.

As long as they are happy. This is old news. I saw it posted here two or three years ago. Nairaland is going really low these days.

Well, blame her upbringing. If I have a girlfriend around for a week I tell her to walk about naked. I don’t know if the novelty lasts past a week because I’ve never let a female stay for longer. Tell her once or twice. If she doesn’t care then move out.

Okay. Next.

Something is in this Canada that Nigerians are running to. I’m sure the locals are running out because of the cold.

No one cares about George Pube.

Abeg, I won’t watch this Who Wants To Become A Millionaire. The little I watched on Sunday had Frank and the contestants delegate a full ten minutes to answering one question. If I wanted to see people discuss on a subject matter I’d go to a beer parlour.

Seun Must Chop story don achieve him purpose.

Seun Must Chop studios at it once again.

If NEPA can give 24/7 electricity, I will not go. Since that isn’t the case na to comot sometime in the next six years.

They are never caught. Noise.

Carry leg go your nearest radio station. They give their address during commercial breaks.

Okay.

Baby mama and baby daddy life sweet one kind. You will always have the key to the women between your thighs. The problem is when/if she prioritizes her boyfriend/husband over you.

Frodd my boy. I enjoyed watching him, though he was an asshole that year.

Lol. Marriage never enter two weeks we don dey hear story. Let’s see if it survives four years. If she divorces she can go about saying she was once married; the claim normally shuts haters up.

iamyemiakins:
Excess soda intake don make your body dey do wotowoto

Una still dey wotowoto here? Lol.

I don’t care about where they put their units, all I care for is when the situation will end. Sha, this is a country where Tivs and Jukuns have warred for a century onward, a president leveled a whole community without repercussion and ogoni waters are still uninhabitable to aquatic life. If Boko Haram no tire we go still hear about them enter 2030.

Davido is taller than Dababy? Damn, the guy is short. Let’s hope this is not another case where the akata will refuse to promote the song on social media. Davido should make them sign legal agreements to avoid another Meek Mill situation.

I tried this once with a female crush. When she heard I wanted us to handle bills separately she cut me off since 2012. My male friend forced himself to come on the trip instead. At first I felt awkward about it, but it turned out an even better trip than I could experience with any idiot leech of a female. Once I think up somewhere and have the money, na one of my guys dey follow me go.

Dead the story, abeg. E don almost enter two months.

Who cares what her religion is. At least she’s found a way to get on people’s lips; something she hasn’t achieved since 2018.