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I learned that everybody on earth has their physical and mental match — thousands of them exactly. Keep searching and you’ll find them.

Before then let me keep enjoying the world. I have about 30 - 40 more years to go.

Isn’t lipstick haram to begin with?

Eeghe:
Luul, andzon, Intuition, Toksy, Kosolu, maligosto (was scared of her), MrNet, dre (I had a crush on him )
The Kenyans, Zambians, all.

No wonder you have a crush on that person you keep parroting his/her name here. Lol at falling for someone’s use of grammar.

How does pastor Bankole know the going-ons regarding the show? All these new generation men of goat, sef.

Lol. Fat Yoruba woman consoling herself. I know I’m lonely when my amu starts reacting to her pictures.

Mathematics is good for stimulating the brain. It’s unfortunate that Nigerian teachers resorted to teaching concepts which their minds could not comprehend thus creating half-baked students who learned to loathe the subject.

Already? Being rich didn’t rid her of esteem issues. If she keeps bleaching the boy, his kidneys may shut down. It’s funny how stealing the sperm of a desirable male still brings her joy.

Controversial in Nigeria and yet not everyone knows her. I was embarrassed when I mentioned her name to a friend who had no clue who she was. I then posted her picture only for him to claim she’s a runs girl.

It has an ecological benefit. If outrage should take place, the people should aim it at Japanese ships which kill and abandon whale carcasses to maximize their fish harvests. This slaughter creates whale meat for human and pet consumption.

Man, this thread was boring yesterday. It’s now a reflection of the show.

The problem with poverty-stricken people is their insistence to reproduce. Not much is needed for survival. If many men stayed alone and not chased skirts, robberies would reduce drastically. What is the number one cause of bank robberies and home invasions? “I wanted to impress my girlfriend.” A single man can sustain off 1:0:0, 0:1:0 or 0:0:1 when it comes to daily meals. Our ancestors could go for days without nutrition of any sort and they lived healthier than the modern man.

[quote author=UyaiIncomparabl post=105855889][/quote]Yes?

The worst part is, if caught, he’ll claim it was the work of the devil. The devil can tempt someone only once not in a series of actions constantly done over years.

Being a Nairaland troll is out of the question?

Every relationship has a beginning and an end. Start preparing your mind now.

If it’s not known for tourism, what is the gain?

I’ve done both sides of the divide. I’m in the best position to support or oppose your findings. You are correct. There is also no sweeter feeling than moving six feet away from fellow workers to release a pressing fart. I can’t do the same in an office setting.

No pictures, no care.

Eeghe:
Hai! No peace!
Nnaa meobizy get your own money oo, you are a full-fledged man ain’t you?
Don’t be a
Besides, I do not know what you are talking about

You must really love this person. For your sake I hope the human being isn’t female.

Eeghe didn’t send credit my way again? Lol. Nairaland “millionaires.”

Fake news.

I come to Nairaland to type fantasies. Nairalanders, how do I confront myself?

JMK online would chastise these housemates for not figuring that Rose’s disinterest towards Emmanuel is fake. If she was still in the game she would crack her brain daily on how to reconcile both parties, highly oblivious of whatever was going on behind the scenes.

Angel said she doesn’t like activities which sap her energy. Nairalanders have long speculated that she has a hundred man bodycount. I doubt she’s gone past eight. These organizers are unserious, since when did Corona not become a concern that Obinna has come back as a trainer? Ah, they’ve raised the AC’s temperature. Lol. They’ve realized that any under bed doings would have reduced drastically since they’ve reached the eighth week.

What do you guys think?

I think you should mind your business.

I am male. I stand 5’5. I am in my 40s. I have had girlfriends from time to time. I have a job on and off. I use Nairaland. I type diaries and journal my existence. I have Nairaland admirers and finally will build enough wealth to start a family.

Nairalanders, in my situation, what will you do?

Many Nairalanders suffer from mental illness. Only a lunatic will believe in humanoids living beyond the earthly plane. As for immortality, I truly doubt anyone will want to live forever. What I believe is humans wanting to choose when they die. Not everyone is satisfied with a 70 - 120 year existence. Many people can achieve a lot more from living an extra 80 - 100 years. Imagine a Nairalander familiar with only poverty eventually learning the road to riches on his 70th birthday. I don’t see why he won’t want to spend an extra 50 years enjoying the wealthy life. For me, immortality is not a promising idea. I am satisfied with a 70 year existence. Life is a drag, abeg, let me see what comes next.

I want to know exactly how these men’s minds work. Only a feeling of despair and hopelessness can cause me to risk my life. For these guys it’s every other day. Who dey born them in their infinite quantity, sef? If one is killed many take their place. Oh well, developed nations can carry out their blood lust undisturbed. The world sees these “terrorists” in their worst light already.

Where do you people learn these levels to jobs? If I start as a clerk in a bank, what level is that?

Good. Mumu man.