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Uh oh, i no dey subscribe again o. What's all this telepathy and OBE thingoes? Okay o, I remove hand. Subscription officially cancelled!!!

You this philip0906, you're very rude. Anyway, I hope dbanj offers you a job as his PA after all this your aggro - or better still, that they dash you one of the contestants as wife, for all the effort you have put in defending them. Rubbish. Say your own and let others have their say.

TheSeeker, is it for me you wrote that many many project? So you still haven't grown up. Because someone actually agreed with you 110%, we no go hear word. Rubbish and nonsense. Don't worry your head if my own is salary or not. I no get time to read you pointless post but one thing's for sure: you're not mature enough to be posting on the Romance section on the NL forum. First girl to feel your venom indeed. Is that the best you've got? ((((yawwwwwwnnnnn))))

So fake. When I say "green monster" now some people will vex. What has this got to do with dating and meeting up? I'm beginning to believe what I hear about this mod mafia and high handedness. Beef and bad belle rolled into one . Nyways, no matter d location, love da thread!

Obsessed----Mariah Carey. The song just grows on ya. Very catchy.

oya everybody, start to name your own. It's now or never. Congo has shined d way, and blazed the trail for others to follow. And the next secret NL crush is . . . .

Pls, ladies, feel free to name your own, it's a free world and love is universal. Me I'm off to find an NL chap worth tripping for----

these housemates don't sleep again ooo! Everyone is wide awake at dis 1.45am, doing pow wow in the sitting room. Sometimes I see Marcus's face and I want to faint with laughter! He's met his match in Mr Macho Tom. And is it my imagination or is Noirin drying up by d day? The stress is too much. Also, I just look in and out, mind you, but I've noticed that I haven't caught a glimpse of that Hira anywhere. Has she been drowned in the pool? Cos she's so annoyingggg

Wow. The word count in this thread is enormous! Some posts are as long as my History textbooks! But seriously, this issue has been flogged on for decades: I mean, this is one of the tenets of churches like Jehovah's Witnesses; they make it their duty to castigate the Catholic Church. Let's leave all these monumental issues and face the little things. OP, which person on the street have you smiled at today and said, "God loves you", or how many charities have you donated to, which of your friends/neighbors have you given a helping hand when in need? Try and focus on the little things. Soon you'll start a thread about Muslims because to me that's an even bigger issue. But I have nothing but love for all, just like Jesus had. Jesus Peace y'all, for all.

oh my goodness, I love yoga!!! But I mean, the one to do with exercise and stuff. It's gruelling, but I have 2 DVDs on it and every other morning, I get out the yoga mat and off I go. I'm still into the basics, but I wouldn't mind getting into the heavy mind stuff. I'm subscribingggggg

Why is the money they're making so important? Don't you even care about our culture they are defacing, our girls they are debasing----They're turning us, the number one African nation(in terms of wassup ) into a laffing stock!! Dbanj is great, but this whole thing is a sham. He's risking a lot: his name and fame, which can never be replaced even if he was making a million a minute.

Which one be Ugh uugh, this is a rich delicacy enjoyed by many Naija tribes, home and abroad. Either cooked for some minutes in hot water or roasted, it's nice with boiled/roasted corn, or on its own. The taste is lightly flavored, plain but nice.

Na u come waste d remaining alphabets in one go , what do you want me to use again? . No more for Oliver---or is it Charlie?
Don't turn into Romeo now o, I won't be ur Juliet. Ra ra

'S okay, 's okay, let's call it a draw, be fair . After all, I match you phonetic for phonetic. That's it, folks, school's out!

Story . But em. . . em. . . e be like say d alphabet don finish. Wait, I dey come------



See, for dis NL, we have plenty plenty characters, from Delta to Quebec. You gangan, you're one of them. But I fit win you for any game, even Golf.

U think say e easy? No yabis o, I get skills by d Kilo - for this one, I must to be the Victor .

rotf. . Be like say dat Whiskey don dey Echo.

Bros, you sef you go school. Up you. But let's not turn this thread into one India Tango.

never mind, YZ, i think your name is pretty cool. Ever heard of Alfa Romeo?(me I go school o ). Seriously, how far for that your celibacy thingy? I dinna forget ooo. Has there been a relapse?

Lol. So funny how Neyo was outshining Kelly in his own tour, so he kicked Neyo out. Neyo sorry o, u know u're my favorite. But too bad about the bald head, no wonder about the hats. You're still hot though.rotf

hmm'n, he wasn't a "baller" when we started dating; we were students in uni, and I stuck with him because what he lacked in giving cash, he made up for in being supportive and loving. And now that he's rolling in dough, who else is he going to blow it on but me, huh? . LovePeddler-talk or not, guys are demanding in their own rights, and if the babe is relunctant bc she feels he is too stingy to deserve her most prized possession, na crime? And for the record, I'm quite comfortable in my own right, but it feels extra nice when your man chooses to be generous and not act like he thinks you're a prostitute because you expect him to spend a little.

****sigh***** she don start.

yes, the thread was fine till I noticed a certain comment in the other thread: "two threads for one bloody purpose?" That's what made me note that the green-eyed monster(jealousy) had risen its ugly head. Girl, why say a mean thing like that? If you were the object of the two bloody-purpose thread, what would u have done? Abegi, shift. A whole you sef, you can bring yourself down too much.

rotflmao, i knew ms foulmouthed will reply. When I recall that every two out of three of your posts is either cussing or bringing someone down, you've lived up to my expectations. But no need to dey je lux now, you got an honourable mention, or two . Be consoled with that. But basically, you never have anything good to say to anyone you feel intimidated by. Just try and relax, and resist the urge to demean someone. You're not as smart or "cool" as you think you are, ok babe?




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and pls respect urself by not turning this sweet thread to a bitching contest cos I know in ur mean, evil way you can do it.

hmm'n, let me see: calling someone a gold digger, mumu, maga, and mumu(in that order) is not name-calling in ur own dictionary? You must be dumber than I thought. Please don't take out your frustrations on me ok, and leave this thread for objective and matured posters who can give their personal opinions without getting personal.

mr seeker, i don't know wat u're seeking, but if you want to start something this early Sunday morning, I pity you. You've already shown that you're a broke-ass loser who can't get a decent babe. What ever, save ur name-calling for someone who could be bothered. Monkey.

LWKMD, wish I had two lovely threads devoted to my unassuming self. Unfortunately the other one is supposedly locked due to duplication but methinks the green-eyed monster is at work . Do your thing OP, you've renewed my faith in the NL male.

lol> calling me a gold digger like it's a dirty word , who cares? Sticks and stones, dude. You on the other hand, show the tell-tale signs of being an aka-gum(stingy tight-fist) There's a four out of five chance your babe has a second or third bf.

Maybe because I have a generous and caring boo, and I see what my pals go through with their stingy bfs. But they want her to open her legs when ever and however they like. Shior. But of course you don't have to be loaded to be entitled to a girlfriend, so to the OP, I'm sure if the guy is broke, and the girl knows he's sincerely not able to provide, then she'll have to understand. But when the chap is obviously okay financially and decides, out of that old-fashioned "gold-digger mentality" that he will not "pay" to date her, then that makes me sick. I never have to "beg" or demand my man for anything, he knows the drill. And in turn he gets my full and deepest devotion.

Hmm'n, funny thread. I know someone who dated a girl for like three years, and over that time you can imagine how close they got and the kinky stuff they got up to. The babe was my friend so I heard all the wild details(sometimes I secretly envied her - the guy was one serious hottie! ) but due to some issues they broke up, and out of family pressure he started dating someone else. Only to come back to my friend wanting them to make up - he said the new babe wasn't as "kinky" as her and the sex was so so.

Guys r funny. You just date a girl for a few months and expect her to be as freaky as maybe your ex which you dated for a long period and you guys got really close. Anyway sha, I advised the girl not to go back to the guy, he should take his time and teach his new babe to be a "closet" freak. Girls pretend a lot to a new catch, but once they know they can trust you, there's no limit to how freaky a girl can be in bed!

hmm'n, it would be rubbish to those who find it hard to even give N1 to their babe, just bc they don't want her to be a gold-digger. I didn't say she should demand  it of him, but that he needn't wait for her to ask. If you thought her worth asking out, then why won't she be worth spending on? Simple giving does wonders in a r/ship. It doesn't guarantee everlasting love, but when the affair is serious, it makes it all easier. Real men treat their babe like their own sister/mum and make sure she lacks for nothing they can easily provide.

lol. Don't mind him, as if he doesn't have his own issues.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=290480.msg4111809#msg4111809

"Despite what u do she doesn't seem to care."

stay there dey ask. You are open to three situations:

date a girl who's not so rich, and fail to give her a regular allowance, then prepare to be cheated on as she sleeps around with those who will give her what she needs. she might keep u as her bf but will certainly have a richer and more generous lover to meet her demands

or, date a rich girl who won't need your dough but will still expect you to "shake bodi" just so she won't feel it's you dating her for her money. In short, rich girls demand just as much bc it feels better telling her friends "my bf bought this/dat for me

OR date a poor girl who's not demanding but would love to have the good things of life(which she's afraid to ask you for money to buy), and notice she might be secretly unhappy and this will put a strain on the r/ship. Who won't like to have good phone, enuf credit, nice clothes and hair, and if the bf can afford it, why not?

If you want her enough to ask her out, you should be ready to take care of her needs. If you can't afford a definite weekly/monthly allowance, at least make some funds available from time to time.

In conclusion and sorry to say, but real men in love don't ask this question you're asking.