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Hold up! Imaibehe no one asked you for the story of your life. Please keep your baby daddy drama to yourself, and pay me before posting my name aiit?

Maybe the power of direct questioning or something maybe seduction. lol. You're so funny Ben.

Bolaji, what are you going to gain if they battle cuz I can't see why you want this bad except for the story that you are sharn06 in disguise.

@Ben, ok lemme ask, can you ever say that to me?

@toyinrayo,  that's possible. It happened sometime in December.

Just in case no one noticed this joke was remixed.

Well not to me

Nah. Don't think you'd ever do that.

You do, benny?

From your archive? Bro, don't fool yourself. This was just merely copied and pasted here. I can give the links to the joke if you want to prove stuff.

mimiko:
the guy pine sha sugar lips na your bobo be that i fit yank off the stud ooooo unless ofcourse its real

If only I understood what you said I'd know how to reply.

I'd know he's retarded cuz he got that from the internet. The insult is hecka old you know?

I need Debola to tell me what's going on because I kinda felt he was the one for me.

Tyson Beckford and I have been married for 18 good years. . . looking forward to my silver jubilee.

Debola are you kidding or you're serious so that I can keep on searching. Remember all the things you said to me, don't make me repeat them here.

I kinda agree with Afro, why is a guy tryna start a battle between two girls. I'm not judging but it's kinda gay, dude.

Same way I'm sure Clemcy can't step up to my connection with you.

It is my sorrowful yet exciting duty to report the loss of Osegwu better known as the random guy who died after he f.uc.ke.d up with Ituen and his e-girl Tessy. Exactly who is behind his death is uncertain because no one threatened him, save for Ituen who clearly stated that he PROMISED not THREATENED him.

He is survived by the rest of the yet-to-be-f.uc.k.e.d up-guys in Nairaland.

Wake Keeping - Never gon' happen cuz no one cares


For the Nairaland Family.

Calm down Miggie. You have a girl on the side, ain't I also entitled to one, two or as many as possible that comes my way?

The more we show our love in public, the more envious they get. I like the envy .

Don't know about y'all but I'm on Miggie's side anytime. . . or as long as we ain't talking about Clemcy.

thanks sexytitan.

How does one do death? Can someone help me out?

well Kenn, cute as you are, I just might believe the story. . . _{oops did I say that out loud}

I'd kiss you too if you don't tell her._{You wish}

ok, I'm done with that. I think he gets the point.

Honestly, the joke wasn't funny but I cracked up reading a couple of the responses. . . but as usual someone like dinipre has to spoil the fun with her senseless and unnecessary talk. Sad.

Isn't the first one just a remake of the 26 year old yoruba girl? The second one is nice though.

aww,

clemcy mustn't know about the lil kiss

Thug Life:
That is too harsh,take it easy

@Thug Life, the truth always sounds harsh.

Miggie you're so funny. I laugh almost everytime I read any of your posts.

Thanks to Esss or I wouldn't have understood wtf that illiterate guy (the poster) was talking about.

tboy1:
Even if she is pregnant, you can't do anything since[b] u're not the one who is pregnant(d ball is in her court) [/b]
the only advise i have for you is that she needs 2 go to d clinic 4 a proper pregnancy test.

@tboy1, So in order words he should run away like the other guys after "seeing" her off to a hospital instead of taking care of the child if indeed she's having one. Did she get herself pregnant? Wasn't it his sperm that went searching for her egg?

@would-be-babydaddy jamzy, while others were either in church or with their family, you were getting some. . . .unprotected. Now be prepared for whatever comes your way. Just don't run away 'cuz that just daft.