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For the infinite time pope I'll tell you, I don't react well with popes. The reaction would be at exactly absolute zero.

Scientifically explain whose love I declared in public. It must have been a systematic error.

I can't believe you played me. After this you'd come back in a full circle and make your null and void set promises to me all over again. I have now found the derivative of my potential boyfriends on Nairaland and discovered you're no longer included in the range of that domain. Put the blame squarely on your shoulders if you die in the action film.

It ain't like she's all that (if she's anything to start with)

biggerboy:
How will he service you?

He can be easily replaced afterall there are guys who are willing to play that role. Right guys?

@saucekid, next time I see you flirting I promise to castrate you. I'd leave you alone for now because you kissed me.

Just in case they didn't die, I summon lightning to electrocute them in the water.

C'mon guys World Wrestling Entertainment! Even name gives itself away. It's just for entertainment purposes, the stories are made up before they get there. What's the probability that they know exactly where there would be a free chair that just happened to be a metal chair? That the person they're about to hit won't see them coming? They are just actors like the Hollywood actors except they're on steroids and stuff.

Truth is that no one would really ever know for sure because it's their trade secret and if people knew it was staged they'd stop watching. Get it?

PART 3

*After being exposed to TT UV rays, I discover I've become Storm, Mystique and Invisible Woman all in one. Remains invisible for the meantime and plants a bomb in the next post* Oh yeah,

*walks in and sees Ademiller flirting with my saucekid and shoots her in the head as her punishment. Decaptitates Blesyne for saying stuff about my Miggie*

I'm not going to the moon with anyone. There was the Bahamas, Hong Kong and all them other exotic places but you just had to pick the moon. I'm not going to no moon before our rocket explodes. Who knows what Tope may have planted?

Tyrese/Omarion and I.

https://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/fgotdreams.gif

I have to meet a guy who dances well on Friday night or I'm done for

wdyh?

Too bad the demons are attacking surgar lippy instead of me Suga_Lips. Sucks for surgar lippy. . . and you. *Shoots Revive in the head at close range, she dies without knowing what killed her*

@ben, my mom would still accept you. You should bother about my dad. . . He's the one with the gun anyway

@Revive do ghosts talk?

Again I bet it would have made more sense if I understood what you said.

My dad's permission application form is longer

*Ninjabyte and I feed bodies to the wolves to ensure they don't come back*

*Dancing seductively, signaling the guys to come closer. They all come except Miggie and Saucekid.*

which he offered to Suga_Lips as a token of his admiration for her

I mean I can't promise I won't chat flirtaciously with the other guys.

tope_teadr:
My love letter to suga lips.

The world does not need mountain to climb! more seas 2 cross! Or more stars to shine, what it needs is more and more of your smiles!!!!, keep smiling, because i am going to serve u a cut of hot hello's, a plate of crispy wishes and a slice of great success. Hope this breakfast makes you understand how much i love you because when i think of you i smile, and when i smile i think of u that is why you are the joy of my life, the rain that gives me great happines, the sunshine that starts my day and i know we can't say goodbye, because our love is forever.
And our love will die the moment i catch you flirting with migs, saucekid, showbobo, biggerboy, and the rest of the males on nld.

Thanks. Start planing the funeral cuz death is coming.

Sorry saucekid but I had to change it 

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”

A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"

"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"

He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.

His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"

She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.

"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

I have to visit my parents and stay with them for Thanksgiving.

Wdyh?

Oh so you just found our holograms?

If I understood what you said, it would have been more romantic.

NEXT! _{just kidding}