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*I kill Emeperoh-turned-mkpi breaking the spell for Miggie and I*

*pushes Revive off a cliff when they went to 'pray' she dies of fright before hitting the ground and breaking her neck*

ituen:
@Tessy

Baby, i went to look for daily bread for both of us. You know i aint lazy like biggerboy who wants to impress you without OWO to back it up.

Dont mind Tope. The problem is that I and Biggerboy look alike so there's that confusion and biggerboy is taking it to his advantage

So y'all are going to be eating bread every day? Tessy, unless you want constant constipation, you better run for your life(I mean literally)

when I'm done trashing him, start beating up emperoh

*Did a sneak attack and snaps Biggerboy's neck, thus killing him instantly. Shoots sussy in head for backstabbing ( figuratively that is) me*

*shoots Yomola in the back with a sniper riffle for attacking my dear Miggie. Plants bombs on next two posts*

waiting for someone to write me my own love letter

*uses a rocket launcher and blows up Revive twin sister*

Saucekid here's an advice, don't be here when Ninjabit gets here and don't ask why. Same to you Miggie. *gives him a lil peck on the cheek and runs to fight*

*shoots Revive for tempting me and cuts her pieces to send to her numerous girlfriends/boyfriends whichever friends she has*

*walks in quietly and shoots randomly. Eveybody dodges but naijagurly sitting in her retard little corner. The stray bullet hits her in the back of her head and she dies suddenly. For a minute everybody rejoices for the death of the bitchy mentally challenged psychotic ho*

tope_teadr:
This is da remix.

Maybe she's joined Diddy and his BadBoy crew; always inventing the remix.

Without contest, this joke has officially won the award for worst joke on nairaland. Congrats.

Shakira

sorry but I since left that area so I have no idea what y'all are doing.

tope_teadr:
That was not what i thought it would be.

What did you think it was gon' be?

I didn't know he was going to kiss me. He caught me by surprise.

@tope no need to shoot at him, I stabbed him twice in the back for kissing me when I didn't want a kiss.

Yeah. When Miggie destroys him, I'd just sit back, relax and watch. That's fun to me!

but saucekid said he was my friend .

Revenge

Let him have his fun while we wait for Miggie to read this then we'd have ours too.

flowers

Help me from what?

*slashes his cheek with dagger*

Next time it'd be your head.

Kelly Rowland/Brandy and Marques Houston. They'd make beautiful music together. Also, Amerie and Ray J.

Meeting

*shout at tope before sleeping*

Why oh why would you put me to sleep when the war is just warming up?

*sleeps and wakes up, luckily tope hasn't had the time to touch me. Stands up and runs away promising to kill tope*

*Walks in quietly, looking around with daggers to impale anyone who tries sh*t*

(shouts loud) I come in peace or to rip you to pieces. Which do you prefer?

*proceeds to shoot Revive in the temple for making the dead come back to life*

neat

*shoots redredwyne fatally in the butt for having the guts to fart in public, he dies on the spot before the paramedics could come*