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Sorry I don't elope with popes.   

*Pulls out daggers (what's up with me and daggers) and stabs The Pope in the heart and neck multiple times. Runs back to saucekid and mourns*

Ok, seriously you fellas either play way too many games or watch way too many movies or both.

Man you did nothing wrong, the guy (yo friend) didn't deserve her and so you made your move and treated her right. Go ahead and marry. Don't forget to invite your friend to the wedding.

Hey moondust! Guess who this is?

Circle - Marques Houston

First I supported her then she took it upon herself to talk shit to me, so she's getting what she deserves.

I'm ok just waiting for the mentally challenged piece of shit who felt we cared about her so much that she started a new thread telling us that she was going to bed to come online.

showbobo:
*patiently waiting to see NAIJAGURLY's response* ^{What a retard}

It ain't her fault, she's just mentally challenged. Her mother probably drank too much alcohol when she was pregnant for her.

ituen:
Na work dey kill me for here oh. We wan finish the oil wey naija get.

Bin busy so i've not time to get on Nairaland

NB: I dey enjoy your posts n replies. keep it up

I didn't understand much of what you said but I got the last part. Thanks 

Yay! Ituen is back!

Here you go Miggie

https://www.maddspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/sugar-lips.jpg

biggerboy:
Suga, have ou forgotten that some of us here are old enough to be your sugar daddy?

Oh really? How so?

cream

Hey guys!

Naijagurly:
No i mean boyfriend whom i care for very much _{Of course you wouldn't know anything about that.}

Just so you know internet boyfriends are not included.

Naijagurly:
Don't mind those ye ye people jare. THey don't have anything better to do with their lives.

By the way, I want to braid my hair and am looking for da latest styles. Any Ideas?

What's the point? You'd still look ugly anyway. Better donate the money to charity.

You started a thread to tell everyone you're going to bed? By Jose, you're really stupid.

Bitch, cyber d.i.c.k don't count.

Naijagurly:
Coming soon:

A list of nairalanders I hate

Bitch please. . . no one cares so you might as well save it.

Naijagurly:
i don't get it. whats a black box?

Check out what it means here www.bitchgooglethatshit.com/blackbox

Damn! And you claim to be in Florida? Heck, even a third grader would have an idea about what it is.

You don't have any sense of humor so how would you see it, shit-face.

Naijagurly:
another thing you both have in common

So you've graduated to stalking me? You're just sad.

Naijagurly:
Wait a minute. Did anybody force you to post here? If its boring to you, then get off and mess off!

Are you the miserable bitch I've been hearing about? What does my post have to do with you, you wannabe-LovePeddler? So what they've been saying about you is true. I'm guessing you're bipolar because in case you didn't know here's a news flash: I can post anywhere I want to not where you want me to. Imagine this sonofabitch talking her raspy shit to me, I'm not like the others who run at the very sight of you. Also get that d.i.c.k out of yo mouth next time before you talk shit to me (assuming you ain't a lesbian).

Some of the stuff I have read is not just applicable to some African men but men of all races. But I bet it can't be that bad.

@debosky

I've gotta admit you're damn handsome. Do you have an aim screen name?

Please have mercy on the girl, she's just tryna be accepted.

Goodnite

not yahoo, aim

It sees you're invalid.

Ok,

@tope,

Caution: Really high voltage. Don't come close unless you're experienced.

So sorry to disrupt the story but what does tapping current mean? I've read it on this forum before but I have no idea what it means. Can someone tell me?