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scatta:
for more sensation, why not soak the nylon in pepper, rinse off a bit and then use.

your life will never be the same again.

Literarily, it won't be the same.

Just found out that Bill Gates is my blood brother.

kronkykay I'd rather suck on my pinkie finger. It's bigger than that thing "hanging" between your legs anyway.

No where. I decided to get off the internet for christmas and new year and spend it instead just around my family and friends.

This joke sucksssssssssssssssssss.

The wishing well joke was funny.

I'm tending towards MPD like ituen mentioned. Anyway, if you think it's bad or serious I suggest you talk to a family member you TRUST or better, see a psychiatrist .

PS: Just so you know it's not an insult. I'm not saying you're crazy or anything.

Girl you most definitely need to work on 'em writing and speaking skills cuz your English maybe what killing the sparks. . . if any. New-aged guys like educated girls you know?

Well who didn't?. . . just kidding. Missed you too Miggie. Are you still with Clem?

FactorChic:
You fools that are leaving stupid comments here, read what dposter said before u open your creepy-crawlie stricken mouth, he moved d post to a joke section just to get attention, Yes the post is in a joke section, but it's not a joke, get it?

I just think it's a complete waste of time, only a fool will practice these things, and to think this load of crap came from a christian website, shame!

Girl don't start any unnecessary drama. It's a fictional Baptist Church meaning it ain't real. I have no idea why some people are making a mountain outta this. It is a joke! Laugh it off and go your way. Gosh!

stefykarl:
even if he did muct you talk can't you shut up havent u copied someone before

Hey calm down. . .What's with the anger?

Awkward.

Totally in support of TerrySoft's statement.

I think Cyberlink PowerDVD is awesome. I recommend it to everyone.

Remixed.

jfoxx:
When u copy and paste stuff that are written for or directed to a certain audience, you edit it. It is obvious that this is written by an American for Americans, see how he described soccer (our own football), you should fucking punch yourself for promoting ignorance. The europeans are crazy about soccer, they are not poor and their women don't grow facial hair faster than men, the naughter who wrote is talking about Africa and South America. I bet he is a racist who think people in Africa sleep on the top of trees. Shame on you for promoting his madness, practice what he wrote and lets see how your son will turn out.

I will advice people not to follow this instrument of gay advertisement as it will make your son one of the most gay people the world will ever produce.

Stop tripping, man. It's just a joke.

dele9000:
Tseeew!*hisses and moves on*

dele9000:
@mr.turkey
it's in d latest edition of d oxford english dictionary,

It's not in mine

@surugede, Oh we all read it but the reason no one responded was because no one found it worth their while. Just one of 'em bullsh** posts.

You need WEEKS to write a SIX page essay. Well, you're mentally retarded so that explains it. Just make sure your brain doesn't overheat.

@Miggie, I've tried to be blind to your game but I can't take it anymore. . .it's over between us. I'd rather remain single than know you are publicly cheating on me.

*Singing: Apologize - Timbaland.*

*plants a bomb to deactivate in the next post* So long. . .

foryouigo:
see nairaland's i want to tell about mdsock and kronkykay
one day md and kronkykay go to street to look for something to eat in the nearby cateen suddenly they saw some goat eaten in the bsuh so mdsocks now guess to cacth the goat and take it home to cook,nowkronkykay now say musmusmusmus and the goat come to them and kronkykay now catch the gaot and the goat belong to one police man in the stree
An d one woman saw them when they are thieving the goat now the OC now go to their house to search for the care but unfortunately the have killed the and they have started roastingand the police man NOW TELL THE HEY YOU HAVE KILLED MY GAOT SO YOU ARE UNDER ARESST SO HTEY ARESST THEM AND HE START SAYING HINNNNNNN THEY HAVE KILLED ME I GO DYE THIS NIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm lost.

*sneaks in to see who my next victim is* We have a lot of extras in this season. . . hopefully I'm noticed.

*Yawn* I really should find a better way to waste my time.

Is any sane person out there? Season Two of this movie needs to start and soon.

I swear if this bitch said all of that to me in reality, I woulda bitch slapped her straight up. Bitch, thank God for the Internet and continue hiding behind it and talking your shit.

PS, violent games aren't banned, they are just rated MATURE which you're obviously not.

They probably ran away when they saw how ugly and fat she looked. _{Just putting it out there!}

Ok y'all got to be kidding me! I'm just managing to be a receptionist and you want to rub it in by making me your waiter? If you can't get the coffee yourselves too bad for you but that is not my duty. My job offer stated that I welcome guests and make them feel comfortable. Therefore, I'm only attending to guests.

Real T:
my dear if them don propone am na mi go frist hear am because i just come back from church.

Albato:
Suddenly Jesus noticed this thread on nairaland and he screamed to Angel Michael:

"Quick, Michael. They are trying to change my birthday. I think Muhammad is back at his tricks again."

People, people, people. . . it's just a joke. That's why it's in the JOKES section not NEWS section. No need to start pointing fingers at other religions because it just leads to the usual. No one should read any meaning to it.