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In every death, a busy world comes to an end.. Sleep on pa Ameh.. May heaven accept us all when it's time to go home

I rep idoma oladam!

5. Love has nothing to do with Money

This is for those guys who believe if they throw enough money at you, you will love them. Let’s not forget those ladies who only go for rich men. We all love the finer things in life. How much money a person has doesn’t influence the probability of you falling in love with them.

4. Love is Not a Hustle

We have turned love into a hustling business in Naija. You’d see some women pursuing men who are clearly taken. Or you’d see men who are in relationships going after other women. If someone doesn’t make you happy, please leave the relationship.

3. Domestic Abuse isn’t a part of Love

Some people often mistake domestic abuse for love. It is not! A person who loves you won’t raise their hands to you or hit you. Love isn’t the same as emotional or physical abuse.

2. Love needs “Realness”

You can’t pretend forever. Who you really are will one day shine through. True love understands that you’re not a perfect person. So, stop faking it. Stop acting like you are somebody else.

We all have different ideas of what love is. In a place as diverse as Naija, love means many different things to different people.
Just because we have opinions doesn’t make all of them right. Here are some universal truths about love that every Nigerian should know:

1. Love ≠ Sex

In this part of the world, many people equate sex with love. No matter how great you are in bed, it doesn’t mean someone will stand by you or fall in love with you.

Thanks op! Tiri gbosa for u!

alabig:
Op, I will advice you to go for Techno L5.
It has 5000mAh, 8gb ROM, 4gb Ram. And above all, the phone is as strong as rock Gibraltar. Mine has fallen so many times and yet no itching.

please how much is tecno L5 now?

nonjebose:
Who calls his dad, papa? Op, you na village boy? It's mostly females that call a pastor, daddy. Sin? No. Beware of sin consciousness

Even in the city sir, people call their dad papa.

Some 21st century Christians call their pastor daddy but call their biological father papa. Is it a sin?

Make i catch myself.. If u are not an Igbo man, she will one disappear with ur kids and properties.. I fear Igbo! N most of their husbands die premature death.

Osho and lies

May their souls rest in peace, Amen

By Adeniyi Ogunfowoke

Women who have oily skins don’t really fancy makeup because it turns messy after a few hours. While makeup enhances a woman’s appearance, it is important to ensure it is applied properly to give a matte finish. If you have an oily skin and cannot do without makeup, Jumia Travel portal shares 5 tips to ensure you look good all day long.

1. Apply foundation before makeup

Women with an oily skin should always apply foundation before they actually make up. The foundation will cover your oily skin thus preventing the makeup from dissolving. In addition, it will fill the pores on your face and also improve your natural skin tone. It is a perfect pre-makeup tip women with oily skin should regularly practice.

2. Don’t use too much powder

You cannot blame someone with an oily skin for over using powder as this will cause any product they put on the face afterwards to last longer. However, this measure can only work for a short period but not for the whole day. If you have got an oily face, you should only apply powder on the shiny spots of your face.

3. Go oil-free

Since your skin is oily, it is advisable to avoid oily makeup products. You should also steer clear of fatty foods like chips, fries, and cheese and replace them with the consumption of more fruits and vegetables.

4. Refrain from using harsh lotions

It is important for women to know the cream that is suitable for their skin before applying them. Oily skins and harsh lotions are not friends because it doesn’t reduce the oil nor soften your skin.

5. Don’t forget your blotting papers

Blotting papers should always be in your bag if you have an oily skin. They are helpful for dabbing the face when the makeup eventually fades.

Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/5-tips-ensure-makeup-lasts-24-hours/

Ikorodu and crime!!

I don learn something today

I pray for you today, may never suffer from the sins of Mbu(your colleague) in your place of work just like the other AIGs

This op don copy my post!

4. African Star Apple
Try searching for African star apple on Google and watch the search engine struggle to come up with results. But search for “Agbalumo” and watch Google turn to superstar with numerous results. This is because Nigerians only know this fruit as Agbalumo, not as the African Star Apple.

Soure:
http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/4-fruits-nigerians-dont-know-english-names/

3. Black Velvet Tamarind
To undertake a fruitless (in both senses) market search, you only have to keep asking for “black velvet tamarind”. If you’re interested in enjoying the sweet-tart goodness of this fruit, please forget your “shakara” and call it “lickie lickie” like everyone else.

2. Tiger Nuts
The name “Tiger nut” is yet to stick to this sweet root from Northern Nigeria. Tiger nut is called its traditional name in various parts of the country; Ofio in the Southwest, Aki Hausa in the Southeast and Aya in the North.

Nigerians are so creative that rather than find out the English names of certain fruits, they have either stuck with the traditional name or invented a new name for said fruit. Here are common
examples:

1. Tropical Almonds
The tropical almond can be found in many parts of Southern Nigeria. But Nigerians definitely don’t bother calling it tropical almond. This delicious fruit is referred to as “fruit”.

Rekado banks! In Patoranking's voice "nobody wey no fit make am"!!!

Please i need a good Teaching or Hotel Job in Abuja. Am a graduate of Chemistry.

Attend at ur own peril

cruzita:
don't mind them.they call me jobless because I'm always on nairaland ,not knowing I work and earn 10times their salaries

So are you saying some earn 5k as salary? Cos i know ur salary is not up to 50k! Smiles.. Na joke o!

queenoflafia:
An imposter had the effrontery to beat up a police woman Only in Nija

we don't respect women in this part of the world. If u try it in America or Britain, u will pay dearly for ur sins

A 34-year-old man, Lucky Onofua, has been arrested in the Egbeda area of Lagos State after he allegedly posed as a Squadron Leader of the Nigerian Air Force and beat up a policewoman, who was controlling traffic.
Our correspondent gathered that Onofua allegedly beat up the female sergeant, whose name had yet to be known, for stopping his Sport Utility Vehicle at an intersection in Egbeda on Monday.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the fake air force officer got out of his vehicle and allegedly flogged the policewoman.
It was gathered that in the commotion that ensued, the sergeant held onto the clothes of the fake officer.
An eyewitness said Onofua’s vehicle slightly hit the policewoman, who sprawled on the road and refused to get up.
It was learnt that the sergeant was rescued by some passersby who also put a distress call to the Shasha Police Division.
When the policemen got to the scene, Onofua, who hails from Irrua-Central Local Government Area of Edo State, was asked to identify himself, but he allegedly insisted that he was an air force officer.
He was said to have been taken to the police station where a call was put across to the authorities of the Nigerian Air Force in Ikeja, to ascertain his claim.
Two Wing Commanders of the Nigerian Air Force were said to have gone to the division to verify Onofua’s identity. The two officers said Onofua was an impostor.
A witness, who gave his name only as Emmanuel, said Onofua battered the police sergeant for daring to stop a “military officer’s vehicle.”
He said, “The traffic light is around a commercial bank on Egbeda Road. The area was busy. The policewoman asked the SUV to stop so that vehicles on the other side could pass. The man refused.
“The sergeant too became angry and stood in front of the vehicle. The man came down and began to flog her with a horsewhip. She held his clothes and began to tear them.
“Other motorists were afraid that it could lead to a free-for-all between security operatives and they alerted the Shasha division. That was how the man and the sergeant were invited to the station.”
A police source told PUNCH Metro that policemen at the division had invited Onofua, who was believed to be a Nigerian Air Force officer, to settle the matter amicably, only to find out he was a fake officer.
He said, “The Divisional Police Officer asked the suspect to come in so that they could talk like gentlemen. The DPO asked him to identify himself and he said he had forgotten his ID card at home. The DPO then secretly called an Air Commodore to verify the man’s claim. Two Wing Commanders from the Air Force base at PWD were thereafter sent to the division. That was how Onofua’s bubble burst and he was arrested.”
Our correspondent gathered that the suspect thereafter told the policemen that he had wanted to become an Air Force officer and that he had some friends in the force.
Policemen from the division on Tuesday reportedly went to the suspect’s apartment to check if he had guns or military uniforms in his possession.
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, Dolapo Badmos, confirmed Onofua’s arrest, adding that investigation was ongoing on the matter.
She said, “The suspect will be charged to court for serious assault and impersonation. He allegedly hit the sergeant with his vehicle, and came down to whip the policewoman all over.
“The Nigerian Air Force authorities were invited and we discovered that the man was an impostor. We are currently investigating the matter.”

Source:punchng.com/fake-military-officer-flogs-policewoman-in-lagos-traffic/

khristals:
oh well, my bad habit is that I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities with high stakes that has possibility of high returns...
I deal with international investments, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few...



am talking about Bet9ja!

Chai! U need God