bittyend: BITTYEND

Bits = hood (London slang)
Ends = hood (London slang)

BITTYEND = hood to hood

Nice username. Coulda fooled me though. I actually thot it meant bitterhead. U seem kinda bitter most times. No offence intended. Jst my honest observation.

shymmex: A lot of funny names, I tell ya.. I like the creativity, though.

So what does Shymmex mean?
BTW im all out of sugar. Dat was way back in my uni days.

Hmmm. This is getting cooler. Learning so much about our NL peeps.

aguiyi: crocodile

*running away* Scary name

Goldieluks: Locks of gold.

Nice one.

pendo89: pendo means love

Nice one. I never knew that

dabrake: I used to be a preety poor dancer so one day when I was in JS1, we were in the heat of our socials night when my house captain decided sey js1 boys must receive 'initiation'. JS1 boys were called to the stage to freestyle one MJ track like that. Omo, one by one, boys go freestyle go the other end. As my turn reach, see nonsense wey I dey dance nah. Everybody(dem reach 2k) come dey laff. See me, my ego don drop. Na him head boy come force all man make dem dey hail me as Da Brake. Shouts of "da brake, da brake, da brake, da brake, . . ." come engulf the hall. As tradition, the name come stick till i grad.

cool.

BUSHY-ANUS:
my own means innocent guy.

How does a bushy anus translate into innocent guy

190: my first car


now i have my eyes set on the 2011 c-class - so help me God

cool, hope you get it.

@ OP that was bad of ur ex. nobody should be cheated on. I like the mature way u handled it. Kudos to a Naija guy like u. Hope u find anoda/better gf soon.

slimyem: u have told us the meaning of yours..yeah?

Well in my early university days, my bf at the time used to call me Sugar and my best friend at that time called me Diva. So my home girls started to call me SugarDiva and the name kinda stuck.

kpolli: mine has an explanation

pls explain d explanation. Im curious.

Cheda: I dont think there shud b any youth whos current,that doesnt no d meanin of cheda I dont think there shud b any youth whos current,that doesnt no d meanin of cheda

lol. That means u got lots of chedda. Care to spend?

slimyem: mine needs no explanation too..
Its transparent!

lol.

Im just wondering what is the inspiration behind some usernames or handles i see here on NL. E.g born2fuck (rilli)

so guys spill it. what is the meaning of ur NL handle/username?

Chimezie198: shymmex is a cheat. He cheated on u

LWKMD

atuboweke: Why wont our education sector dwindle down, why wont the NECO result be poor, why wont the Jamb result be poor....all we do is to blame govt for everything.....Just to read a page of a well written prose...everybody is complaing and asking for the summary...schhh!!! this country is in trouble. Most of u complaining can chat or ping from morning to night. GOOD WORK from ANYIM...keep it up.

I tire o. 'Just to read a page of well written prose' and peeps be complaining as if the price of fuel has gone up again. Some too dumb to even realise that its not written by Seun. Smh

The writer's style is really good and commendable for a Nigerian fiction writer. Kudos Umari Ayim. I'd like to buy the full novel when its out. Story line may be a bit predictable but its classic and timeless and im sure the writer can throw in a few twists later on. who knows?

Ammyng:

Lol as in Queen AMMY huh?

Another switchover cos of the name Queen? LOLS (No offence). Shymmex laying on the charm! *thumbs up*


@ Post i couldnt agree more. Peeps just creating the same dumbass topic over and over again. MODS should find a way of curtailing that.

Killsz

linearity: I think you are confusing 'most important' with 'most effective' or 'most influential' or other pedigrees given to successful leaders....

Any Nigerian President should make the world most important list just by the mere fact that, we supply the world with their oil need.

I think he was even cheated, he should have been around number 8 or number 10 most important person on earth seeing that, Nigeria is the 8th largest oil producing countries in the world.....that is what they see us as important in.

If anything happens that stop oil flow in the Niger Delta for a very long time...I would not be surprise to see the world turn on Nigeria and deploy foreign troops down there to make sure the oil keep flowing...

My thots exactly. Its not necessarily GEJ who is on that list, its the President of Nigeria. And NL Nigerians who are so anti nigeria jst come up here bashn d guy without understanding that fact. SMH

olajide_07:
But I thought from the post of OP, the elections have been won and lost already
N.B- "he contested against the ganiyat and lost the sit to her" coupled with the fact that if he was the SRC rep., would he be able to face his father and woe him into dashing some if not all of them some small stipends for a life well lived, this should happen more just my thought thou come to think of it "what was he actually bribing/settling/giving them a largese for O?" Coz theirs practically nothing at stake at that level except I can't see.

Excellent reasoning.

While I'm sure the students scramble is quite shameful but let's be honest y'all. If u were one of d students involved and u knew a large amnt of money was released n it didnt get to u, wld u kip mute n do nothn abt it? And by d way d Seun guy had alreadi lost to Abiola's daughter in d SRC elections according to d story so how does his donation help him considering the fact dt the SRC election takes place only once n d winner holds office thruout d entire law sch year?

Ha ha ha ha ha

shymmex:

I didn't say you should apologize, I was just you should leave people in their own delusions.

So, what do you think about Naija girls? Do naija girls have amazing body? I'm just asking because most Naija girls I know are mostly blessed in the 'front' department but average in the 'back' department. I'll like to know what naija girls in naija are like. I know Ghanaians, Sierra Leoneans, East Africans and South Africans are naturally blessed in the 'back' department IMO. That's why I created this thread in the first place.

As u said beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. When u visit naija make ur own generalizations conclusions.

shymmex:

You shouldn't let things like that get to you. I know girls like being complimented, but if you believe in yourself - things like that shouldn't get to you. Like they say, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder - and everyone has what they define beauty as.

For me, I don't really care about overly pretty girls - I prefer girls with average looks but a body to die for. Bittyend may be myopic in his generalizations but his own opinion may be based on his own opinion on what beauty should be. You can't knock him for that, and you shouldn't.

Sadly not many women believe that confidently in themselves and it is our responsiblity not to make life miserable for them. And yeah bittheads entitled to his foolish genralization. His opinion no matter how stupid and insensitive is his after all and i shldnt knock him for that. I probably shld apologize.

@ shymexx cool.

shymmex:

That's bittyend!

Compliment is just a phrase, there is no biggy giving it where it's due.

But bittyend got under your skin, though. Do you have a weakness, when it comes to the way you look?

Yeah he did get under my skin. Nope i dont have any weakness, im only sensitive to d topic because late last year i voluntered at a shelter for women who were victims of verbal and physical abuse and u would not believe how broken they were. You have no idea what hearing stuff like the contents of these threads can do to a depressed nigerian woman. There are careless words to some of us but they can break a womans's spirit and every time i see these posts the faces of those young women at the shelter come to mind and it just pisses me off.

shymmex:

Your question has no correlation with the topic at hand. Cross River is not a "tiny one room apartment" and 40,000 fulanis living in a state - with more than 1million efik and annang people won't cause the same problems "40 homeless relatives" will cause by moving into my "tiny one room apartment." Cross River is an oil producing state with a small population, and arguably one of the richest states in Nigeria.

I think the problem with fulanis is cattle grazing, and I think if the government can provide a place for them to do that - rather than allow them wander around the nooks and crannies of Nigeria - they would be less troublesome.

Wow! One of the reasons why i like responding to u is because u have a certain level of intellectual maturity and ur posts usually show u have knowledge abt wat u are saying. Pls do not make me form another impression, Make sure of ur facts before u post them (No offence intended.)

For one there are absolutely no annangs in CRS. Secondly, CRS can no longer be considered as oil producing (and hasnt been for the past couple of years or so) as all her oil wells have been ceded to cameroon via bakassi and the rest have been wrestled by the neighbouring Akwa ibom state. CR is arguably one of the poorest state in Nigeria getting almost minimal Federal allocation and having no industries and the like to boost her revenue except for the little she gets from her still struggling tourism industry. The fulanis were taken to 3 little villages in Obanliku LGA of the state and the aaggregate population of these villages is roughly equal to the number of refugees imposed on them. Get the picture?

If u answer my question honestly, u will understand where im coming from with my arguments.

~Killz~:
Defend themselves because of what an idi[i]o[/i]t said? 45 million+ Nigerian Girls should defend themselves to you, a faceless chatter? Ludicrous

slimyem: obsession over Nigerian girls and beauty on Nl these days is getting out of hand.
Una nor dey taya?
Hia!
Op,Nigerian girls are so ugly you'll have nightmarish dreams all the days of your life once you set eyes on them.
Please stay where you are!
We dont need extra dumbfucks like you around!
Its the truth you are so craving for.i hope you can handle it!
Ode!

LOL. My dear dont let them get to u ojare. The other thread got me so pissed off i got into a cyber fight and wish i hadnt cos i dont like conflict. Talk is free so i suppose they can say watever they want.

shymmex:

What's funny? You think I deny compliments or what? I'll never do that!

No offence intended dude. I didnt mean it like that. Its just that biittheads denial was nothing short of legendry and its funny thats all.