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Foreign Affairs › 5 Desperate Afghans Fall To Their Death, After Climbing Untop U.S Plane by SultanOfPuna(op): 2:53pm On Aug 16, 2021
Three people and five others are killed at airport as increasingly desperate Afghans climb on MOVING US Air Force plane and storm airbridges as they try to flee from Taliban
At least five people have been killed at Kabul airport as thousands desperately try to flee Afghanistan
Three stowaways reported to have fallen to their deaths after clinging to the wheels of an evacuation flight
Hundreds of people ran alongside a taxiing US Air Force plane and clambered on to the front and rear wheels
US troops fired warning shots in to prevent hundreds of civilians running onto the tarmac Monday morning
An Apache helicopter was used to buzz the tarmac to clear people so planes could take off.
President Ashraf Ghani fled the country on Sunday night

All commercial flights from Afghanistan have been suspended.
Leading to a high tension at airport as civilians rush to board any moving plane possible.
Only u.s diplomatic official plane was available but some desperate afgans stormed the tarmac runway towards the last plane to leave Afghanistan.

Celebrities › Re: Timaya Celebrates His 41st Birthday (Photo) by SultanOfPuna: 10:05pm On Aug 15, 2021
Timaya
from Plantain seller to Superstar

Manna
from Almajiri to Vulture Meat Seller..

Dis life no balance at all..

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 3:10am On Aug 15, 2021
WHITEMONEY WILL MAKE A GOOD FATHER TO HIS KIDS
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 3:06am On Aug 15, 2021
BIGGIE SHOULD ALLOW HOUSEMATES TO SMOKE WEED.

CIGARETTES ARE VERY HARMFUL lipsrsealed
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 2:52am On Aug 15, 2021
Konor:
Who liquorose truly has affections for in that house is maria, she wants to fvck maria so bad, and I think the attraction is mutual, cuz maria is obviously bi grin
I will pay $2999999 just to watch liquorose and Maria in some lesbian action.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 2:43am On Aug 15, 2021
Disturb:
I was thinking all these stuffs do come from your head but now I see where cheesy

Easy with the twitter plagiarisms sha
Lol I'm literally watching BBnaija and typing.
If somebody wrote what I wrote here on Twitter tag me,cuz I will love people who has my style of humour.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 2:39am On Aug 15, 2021
MARIA LOOKING OLD

WHITE PPL NO DEY AGE WELL embarassed
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 2:30am On Aug 15, 2021
BIGIE SHOULD BRING IN A SECONDARY SCHOOL HOUSEMATE

MAKE YOUSEF SEE PERSON TO VIBE WITH AND DISCUSS INTER SCIENCE AND BIOLOGY.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 1:51am On Aug 15, 2021

MAKE SAGA PEOPLE GO CELE CHURCH LIGHT CANDLE, GO PRAY FOR AM

THAT BOY MUMU STRONG PASS 5G
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 1:42am On Aug 15, 2021
THE KIND KONJI WEY HOLD BOMA
FIT KILL 2 ELEPHANTS

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 1:38am On Aug 15, 2021
Lolz
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 1:29am On Aug 15, 2021
IF MICHAEL OPEN CHURCH

HIM FIT PREACH FROM NIGHT VIGIL TILL AFTERNOON THE NEXT DAY

CHURCH MEMBERS GO JUMP FENCE DEY GO HOUSE
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 1:25am On Aug 15, 2021
AS SOMEONE WHO HAS LIVED IN U.S

TRUST ME, BLACK AMERICANS LOVE TO TALK... CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU

THEY CAN TALK FROM NOW TILL TOMORROW

JACKIE B JUST WAN HEAR ACCENT NA WHY SHE DEY MAKE MIKE TALK

THE ACCENT DEY TOTORI HER PUNA
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 1:17am On Aug 15, 2021
JACKIE B
THE TYPICAL NAGGING NIGERIAN GIRL

WHY ARE 9JA GIRLS LIKE DIS cry
ALWAYS INSECURE ABOUT LIL STUFF

Micheal deserve Peace
Only peace can give michael PEACE of mind
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 1:09am On Aug 15, 2021
Good bless Emmanuel for separating
2 DRUNK PEOPLE ARGUING
I couldn't stand to watch that shit
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 12:42am On Aug 15, 2021
This babe dey chop garri by 12 am wtf??
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 12:40am On Aug 15, 2021
EMMANUEL WEAR SOME CLOTHES ABEG
MY BABE JUST DEY BLUSH UNNECESSARILY
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by SultanOfPuna: 12:33am On Aug 15, 2021
I just dey pity that Indian guy, no girl dey reason am cry
Programming › Re: Poly Network Hacker Returns $342 Million Of Stolen Assets by SultanOfPuna:
Chinese Hacker go just wake up,
Type code for system.. next thing boom
$50 million don enter account.

Nigerian Hackers go baff naked for street
Carry girlfriend pant do ritual
Chop alive chicken raw
Dance for river
At the end Nothing go show..
Even Babalowo dey scam scammers
This life no balance at all..

Career › Re: My Experience At A Retail Store Today by SultanOfPuna:
Op, ur mumu strong pass earthquake.

A girl will get wet and her pussy will start to vibrate the moment u tell her NO with confidence.
She will know u are a real G
When she tell you to buy, she is not broke. She get money.
She is just testing to see if you can be easily manipulated SIMP.
To her mind, if she who is not ur girlfriend can manipulate you to buy her things, that means every other girl can manipulate you too
She begins to see you as a WEAK man
Trust me, that girl will never give you pussy, u don fall hand scatter.

No woman wants a man, that other women can control and manipulate easily
Romance › Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by SultanOfPuna(op): 5:47pm On Aug 11, 2021
Eminimore:
is like op does not know how to triggar the g spot of girlfriend(no orgasm)
No be only g spot na g wagon
Politics › Re: Ogun Police Arrest Herdsman With AK-47 Rifle After Kidnap Operations (pic) by SultanOfPuna:
Shoot the bastard so he can meet his 7 virgins in heaven.
His 7 virgins are in reception room waiting for him.

Do it quickly
If you waste time, those 7 virigns will go and find another dead fulani terrorist and marry.

Computers › Re: Norton Buys Avast For Over $8 Billion by SultanOfPuna:
Between the white man and black man
Who is more religious?
The black man

If the black man is more religious
Yet has NOTHING to offer the world.
No technology
No invention
No Science

The only way Africans will be liberated is when they break free from the chains of religion.

This new generation of Nigerians are rebels. They are the ones that will dedtory Christianity.
In 20 years to come, Christianity will decrease drastically in Nigeria.
It's only our parents generation that took church to their head.
They will all die out and be replaced by a new generation that is fully aware of the evils of organised religion.
I love the new generation of youths
They are rebelling against their parents old ways of thinking.
Parents that are still stuck in 1970's
Edit:
When I said Christianity will die out in 20 years. I'm not the one to destroy it.
It's people like adeboye, oyedepo, father mbaka. They are the ones that are opening the eyes of the youths to see how fake the whole thing is.
Attack your fake pastors and prophets. Not me
The Whites. Came into your land and erased your fore father's religion and gave you their own Religion
Now Africans are overdoing more than the owners and founders of the religion
Is that not STUPIDITY of the highest order.
Go to Europe and tell them to worship African God's Amadioha and Sango and see if they won't bundle you out of Europe.
Celebrities › Re: Williams Uchemba: ‘You Can Be Whatever You Want To Be’ Is A Big Lie by SultanOfPuna:
That's how My mum always say
"you can be anything, u want to be"

Until I told her I want to be a porn actor
That night, them call family meeting untop my matter.
Romance › Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:29am On Aug 11, 2021
gasparpisciotta:
If this is true, then the Love Machine order might be to avoid cheating while you are around. But the fear is that once you are not available can she be satisfied?
How can Love Machine prevent cheating??
I tried making this excuse for her but why didn't she tell me that she like intimacy gadgets. And I'm always available.
I feel like the girl no longer sexually attracted to me.
I think breaking up with her is the best choice
Romance › Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:21am On Aug 11, 2021
This girl has been deciving me that my bed skills are the bomb.
The way she moan sef will make you feel like you are a champion of sex.
Not knowing that she was busy brainwashing me while she use on dildos and vibrators to satisfy herself.
Romance › How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:14am On Aug 11, 2021
What happened to me last week was a testament that man cannot satisfy women.
I have been with this girl for a year and things have been good.
She used my phone some months ago to order shoes from Jumia.
Since then I haven't had interest in whatever she is buying.
I accidentally clicked a Jumia advert on facebook and it sent me to Jumia website.
Found out her account was still open, She forgot to logout
I was about to close the page until I saw 4 items in cart.
My curiosity made me check what is inside the cart.
To my greatest surprise I saw
1. Spanish fly
2. 6 inch realistic Love Machine
3. Oil perfume
4. Vibrating pen for vagina
All this total cost close to 21k
I have been feeling depressed about the whole situation. Should I confront her on the issue or should I break up with her?
Romance › Re: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Share Your Experience by SultanOfPuna(op):
I. Forgive you
Romance › Re: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Share Your Experience by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:47pm On Jul 26, 2021
Martartins:
Soon it will be your daughter, as nothing dey there...... Incest fool
Thunder fire you there
Romance › Re: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Share Your Experience by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:37pm On Jul 26, 2021
SonofGod231:
What is happening to us? Are people losing moral,values and the knowledge of right and wrong?
This is really messed up bro especially when there are 1million other girls to frolick with.
Why marry 1 girl when there are 1 million other girls to frolick?
Romance › Re: Ever Had Sex With Your Cousin? Share Your Experience by SultanOfPuna(op): 11:28am On Jul 22, 2021
Jesterinjay:
Abraham never married rebecca
Ohhhhh he didn't marry her
But he had sex with Rebecca to give birth to Issac.
Then had sex with his maid to birth ishmel?
He committed fornication by having sex before marriage and sleeping with his maid. That is 2 counts of abormination abi??

Yet he was still blessed by God

You see how foolish and ignorant you guys are.
You don't even know your bible.

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