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Baba go slow

Nope never heard of him

Make this one go sleep joor

Ewo

See them so they can protect themselves with ppe but there did not protect d new born not even with a face guard

Once Fugly and now thx to money and facial surgery she's looking sexy

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalaaalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalallalalallalalalalalalaalalalalalala

OlawaleBammie:
Aahhh


Is Alahu not akbar

it is o, women are created in d likeness of who created them. The devil himself

I too love these people here in naija quarantine was hell no babe to kpansh and to make it worse oloshos were not allowed to move about

Abeg where d mod that pushed this old thread to front-page

Ghanian girls and creamy pussey be like 5&6

SaintNegro77:
Congratulations to coronababy!!! Those born on 14th Feb are called Valen-tine, what do we call this one?

name him quaran-tine since he arrive during this pandemic

Aso rock cabals and it's bunch of hypocrites part 1

Wtf?
1.750k for 04 manual, the neat auto sef is 1.1
2. No fault is highlighted
3. Who on earth drove this car the person must be wearing sandpaper for trouser
4. His hands must have been been like knife to tear d gear like this in fact I give up on all naija used

Holy sh!t, how come she looks so ordinary with all d money oozing from around her. She was not hit at banana Island or snake Island na d ghetto she got hit well rip sha

evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

I can't slaughter any animal it's a condition cause we cant stand d sight of blood but as for pests and intruders I chase them and sometimes kill them. But it's ok u seem normal

Some ladies are just mad,I'm not surprised it came from twitter that's where one lady said ladies intentionally get pregnant and abort it to have big boobs so to look attractive on twitter. Abeg are u sure that it is God that created women

Thx God for him tho

I love em' but it is spiritual and not hereditary. This thing dey scatter homes at times, seen a husband accuse his wife of infidelity saying it's not in his family line

I blame the whack govt. how on earth will d next move of a soldier is to open fire

Nelsonnwagbo:
Whats kayamata ?

Google is ur friend

I wanted to comment to give op an advice then I saw his moniker is @crazeman03.i pity ur kind sha no worry u mistakes will soon dawn on u love ko feeling ni

U think u have seen it all U must be joking, change u all asked for but since everybody is mad we must enjoy d change. This bubu guy and his goons are vampires they are happy when blood is always spilled and heads are rolling even in his native Katsina bandits are murdering them in some areas there

@Op there's no one here without a story to tell, I'm still gathering mine and I know it will end in praise. My quick observation:
-Ur wife needs listening ears it became known when she opened up to a stranger even when u have been pressing her to open up to u earlier, u caused it and u pushed her to hold things back from u
-everyone one including me has a problem mine is discipline
-man up and stop being reminded of ur past failures it will only limit u and failure is not perculiar to u. don't be too hard on urself
- stop asking for too much help from people, help only comes divinely as people (even kids that have access to a mobile phone with cheap data) will use u to catch groove, laugh at ur problems, take advantage of u and pretty much mess things up and with no help in sight
- I see potential in u and I see u have a flare for writing, keep it up and like a rough diamond it takes a little more patience and prayers things will with out fine

nyzeo:
I am 33 and I come from a state from the south south. I met a girl in Lagos 4 years ago who is from the south east and we have been very good friends ever since then.

I have developed very strong affection for her over time and we started dating. We really love each other now and we have have finalized plans to get married anytime between this year and early next year.

The issues now is that my parents are insisting I marry from my state, somebody who speaks the same language. It has caused me to have issues with my mother because she is the orchestra of all this tribal bigotry.

Please lala and house memeber make una advice me abeg. I have found someone who truly complements my life I really sincerely love this lady. Thanks

Tell ur mum that it's either u marry her or u will not marry any other person. It's time to grow some balls and have u made ur intension known to the girls parents? What was their taught

Cuddlebugie:
I tire for my Yoruba brothers o.
Baba chop and japa.

I don't blame u but the op that wants to make it a tribal affair. Things like this can come from anybody so forget tribe

Keep it up, please stay home if the appointment is not so important or find a way to stay away from public for now my people. Corona is not Audio anymore it is fucking real and it will be defeated and sent packing d same way it came

Let her go to hell for what I care, don't be afraid, if u are a xtian just cover urself with d blood of Jesus and vice versa for other religions.
Houses that breed goats is my no. 1 turnoff (from past experiences tho) so op call off her bluff

Na wah

davillian:

The 2nd one I was at the jetty and the water was moving at high speed...
So me and my friends was discussing about death( water death ) of people we've lost even good swimmers....
I was looking at the water all of a sudden I could not hear what my friends were saying only the sound of the water
My eyes was already turning white my friend noticed I was moving close to the water like I was hypnotised by something inside the water....
What stopped this whole thing was a tap on my shoulder by my friend and I snap back
...

I can relate with the part the same almost happened to me at awori jetty my people marmaids and lots of metaphysical shits happen a lot

Ok seen

Ok