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Wizygreat12:
Who want to join me now?

I'll pass.definitely daboomb will join u, he is famished from shooting blank and has nothing to eat during this lockdown

naijaloan:
Amazing functional government

And we are here sharing 3pcs of indomie and 2 dericas of local rice as stimulus package.

Haaaa! Ko ni da fu awon leaders wa

which stimulus Atleast Una collect 3 pieces is indomie. We no collect anything for my area for this lockdown o

Daboomb:
Not just the Hoes, look at the litter of Beggy-Beggy Nigerians praising the Op and asking for Egunje!.
Stupid folks without an iota of dignity in them, once they see a "Tokunbo" (not even the solid ones like Medical Doctors, Engineers, Software developers, Investment bankers, etc), they begin to roll on the floor and beg like they are in hell fire!
Some of this perenial parasites are even ready to abuse their country and Mother, just so the Tokunbo can throw them some foreign cash!

Life is about stages, and in each stage, each person defines their own priorities.
This Op is still at a stage where food and some cheap Home electronics matter so much to him and he sees it as an achievement to flaunt in the face of these hungry Nigerians
Meanwhile there ar thousands of Nigerians in diaspora whose bank balance are in the six figures but they will never ever show their homes or cars or any valuable online (not to mention food, the cheapest thing in diaspora or their face for that matter!! ) because their priority is how to close the next deal and multiply $5Million to hit $7Million within three months.

Let the Op have his one minute of fame.... and let these opportunistic parasites enjoy their undignifying beggy-beggy mentality.
Its all about stages in life.

have u eaten

Basher8583:
When an olodo allows hate to take front seat in his intelligence platform, even your brain sef go take shame abandon you.

You need a not too fast plane to fight a slow target eg infantry.
Imagine wasting 20liters of aviation fuel and you missed your target all because your plane was just too fast. While with Tucano you can use just about half of that if not less and still get your target.
While it's not worth it for air to air combat, it perfect for ground attack Plus it is relatively easier and less expensive to maintain unlike its jet counterpart.

Would you rather use a sledge hammer to kill a fly?

I wanted to dignify u with a reasonable answer not before I look at ur moniker from head to toe i realised u are dull

xdunamis:
Shekau be watching this video with his boys and be like "These Nigeria military are clowns"

Real clowns I tell u, bubu is old fashioned maybe he bought it due to his age. No modern war plane uses propeller for movement this is 2020 for crying out loud

scoundrel:
Hmm. This forum, sha. Nigerians struggling as gatemen in foreign countries will come here to post budget groceries to paint a picture of enjoyment outside the country.

I like living in a country where people's lives are valued and there's hope. Nigeria can't give u that, even if I'm working as a gateman or security man I'll still be viewed as a professional in that field, I'll have 25/7 electricity, I'll have good roads, security is well coordinated and u would not be easily short-changed like that

Bola146:
The foundation is faulty..15 years? How come sudden change? its means and shows that you are not that friendly to your children from onset, yes! I know kids of nowadays, you can play with their intellect, even if are taking them out, bringing only happy hour for them, they will never behave like that. Only God knows maybe your wife is too depressed, she is lonely and frustrated. Your family lacks good and friendly communication from the beginning.

It takes the grace of God to amend things back to normal. Keep begging her and the children, its not a easy as that also be praying for them.

Mr. Man up, obviously your anger gets d better part of u. Talk to your wife and iron out all issues pertaining to your marriage. If it works out she will take your side by correcting her wrongs, it also seems u are always hot tempered. Try to be calm she will tell u either she wants out of the marriage or u work things out

There should be very strick penalty for pedophiles especially in d North

Ijaya123:
Says who?

Says d dead meat griller

logon599:
Terrible. Think of it. I don't think we've EVER had a similar incident in this country since it's inception ie. single crazy gunman going on a shooting rampage and gunning down helpless civilians. Yes our leaders are terrible etc but sometimes we must also learn to count our blessings.

What blessing is there to count

geoworldedu:
My love is actually waxing stronger in this COVID-19 period. It's like I've eaten a love potion from my wife within this lockdown. I can't stop loving her.


In other news, see what a nairalander turned a beautiful hymn to:


My hope is built on nothing else than Jesus dicck and righteous mess.
I cannot suck his dicck alone but call on all my friends and foe.

On Christ God's solid dicck I stand, all other diccks are stinking bad, all other diccks are stinking bad (Song by Yahwehpenis)

Mad man my dad warned us not to utter hurtful words as a result my mum never said anything really hurtful than d usual don't kill me I didn't kill my parents but chai I used to be stubborn back then even to older folks. rest on parents

Bubu pick up d call

How will she be able to breast feed with her saggy boobs

Funny as hell there are complying with d cashless policy

Something is not right here. Mr pastor had better confess

SLAP44:
Which smash?

Remaining 999,992 still out there.

Get to work abeg.

For your mind

Bubu u have a call

Nice one op, for naija here quarantine looks like hell fire mixed with Armageddon

Mavrick2012:
I heard my neighbor asking another neighbor if he can pay tithe from the 20k alert he got from government.

This got me thinking.

Are members expected to pay a tenth of whatever they get at this difficult period?

So u people were still able to get stimulus package from this dead govt

Na so their greatest threat are at home quarantining

I'm here to read comments and i am freaking out at d huge number is weird people u r all weird

So there have forgotten about their political ambition and are focusing on their health and are praying to be alive. Well let me say a prayer for them "may all politicians without any thing to do with power be infected with Corona virus"

If this is not Audio then what are there waiting for? no need to mediate. For crying out loud what he and his followers need is a coffin, 6 foot under straight no time

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Na Igbo this one dey take brush teeth for morning come dey use Coco for appetizer

jarawa:
Covid-19 is real! obey the laws of land

Don't obey d laws of d land

Even when there is bomb scare there well still worship but coro now show there comply Corona na wah for u o

INEC hq is currently on fire too and it does not look like weather is to be blamed

Firing squad straight no need for court

She's a real bad ass bad-i-rat

destinie2019:
If you speak Hausa, you will discover:
1. The Hausa indigenous population is complaining bitterly about being marginalised in Katsina state. Their farms are destroyed by cows and they could be killed for protesting.
2. Even the fulanis are not evenly benefiting. Buhari and co are very focused in their poverty dissemination program: if they don't know you, you starve. They didn't suspend it in katsina.
The benefits are as lopsided there as elsewhere in the country.

Fulani herdsmen are in the southern part destroying farmlands too and other people's means of livelihood so forget it's not peculiar to Katsina. the southern part has high human population roughly 85% living in abject poverty so he should share d cash equally even based on equity d South part especially Lagos should top the chart if u know what I mean