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Christianity EtcWhose Fault? by sundayerhun(op): 7:14am On Jul 16, 2015
Whose Fault?

Take a pause and look.

This woman has a naked big-headed baby strapped loosely with 100-year-old wrapper to her tanned back that smell of garri and kerosene.

On her rough brown hair is balanced a plastic bowl of cold, vapour-emitting sachet water. She runs faster than moving vehicles on traffic snail-time, shouting "pure water here". She races happily with no smile when a thirty tongue says "come", and the innocent baby giggles at the Sun.


Now there is another of her sex. Inside a LandCruiser she sits with the AC eliminating the hit. Her left hand is on the wheel, and the right gently taps on the pretty iPhone. She horns impatiently at the stuck traffic and sips water from her cold bottle.

Finally the road clears, and as she moves her car, the woman with a baby on her back runs to respond to a late "come". The vehicle hits her and she falls. The baby hits his head on the tar, and it was his end.

So, who is to blame for the child's death?

A) The Mother
B) The Woman in the car
C) The Person that wanted to buy water
D) The Traffic
E)The Government
F) Destiny
G) Devil
H) God

Think, and answer with reasons. God bless!
PoliticsRe: Hundred Years From Today by sundayerhun(op): 6:23am On Jun 29, 2015
eneji50:
My pocket My concern
Seriously? That's your approach to life?
PoliticsHundred Years From Today by sundayerhun(op): 5:42am On Jun 29, 2015
A Hundred Years From Today

Jim would be happily married to his dog, and the constitution will clap for it.


Jenny would go on honeymoon with a 3-year old as a husband, and it will not be strange.

Oslaka will slit his children's throats, and the government will pay him for it.

Emy will have no access to water, education or healthcare because she does not belong to a fraternity.


Churches will be framed as terrorist organisations and human rights infringers.


There is nothing this world will not get to, if we - God's people - fold our hands, and do nothing.

We must pray, and spread the Gospel.
LiteratureRe: The Ring by sundayerhun(op): 5:39am On Jun 29, 2015
THE RING (Episode Eight)
Angelina: Yes, I can never marry you.
Frank: Why, my love?
Angelina: Because I love you very much.
Frank: Yep! That's why you should marry me.
Angelina: Nope! That's why I should not marry you.
Frank: I am perplexed.
Angelina: For the years we dated, I didn't cheat on you. Why?
Frank: Because you love me.
Angelina: No!
Frank: Because we agreed not to have sex until marriage.
Angelina: No.
Frank: Because you are a christian.
Angelina: Not at all.
Frank: Then why?
Christianity EtcA Hundred Years From Today by sundayerhun(op): 5:17am On Jun 28, 2015
A Hundred Years From Today

Jim would be happily married to his dog, and the constitution will clap for it.


Jenny would go on honeymoon with a 3-year old as a husband, and it will not be strange.

Oslaka will slit his children's throats, and the government will pay him for it.

Emy will have no access to water, education or healthcare because she does not belong to a fraternity.


Churches will be framed as terrorist organisations and human rights infringers.


There is nothing this world will not get to, if we - God's people - fold our hands, and do nothing.

We must pray, and spread the Gospel.
Christianity EtcRe: The Year God Died by sundayerhun(op): 2:26am On Jun 23, 2015
First, he was called a blessed child. At age eight,
he won the 1000
meters race in his school sports competition in
twelve seconds beating
the senior boys who believed they were faster
than speed. At age twelve, he chased and caught up with the
mab that stole his
mother's purse in the market. Then, he was called a cursed child. At fifteen, his
little brother
fell terribly sick in the middle of the night. There
was no vehicle to
take him to the hospital, and he was dying. He
offered to take his brother there on foot. His mother refused. He
insisted, remimding them
of how fast he could run. When all alternatives
were exhausted, his
mother allowed him have the boy. "Don't let him die." His mother pleaded in tears. Without saying a word, he jetted off. When he
ran, it was as if he
flew, with the wind propelling him. Just a little
distance from the
hospital, he slipped and fell. His little brother fell
down too, and stopped breathing. He looked at his little brother
with blood oozing
from his head. His cry ran through the dark, silent night as hot
tears took solace on
his dry cheeks. He ran home to tell his parents.
Hell broke loose. He
could stand the blame, insult and curses from his
mother, and his father's silence. But he could not stand his guilt.
He ran away from
home to a distant town. His name is Osama. Osama was found sleeping in an abandoned car
by Uncle Sly. He told him
his story, and Uncle Sly took him home. He lived
there in quiet and
depression. He had swore never to run again, no
matter what. Then he was twenty one. Uncle Sly's wife gave
birth after twenty years
of marriage to a boy. It was joy in the house, but
Osama could not
come out of his room to see the baby. He would
remind him of his dead brother. Three nights later, the baby fell sick. His skin was
sore red, and his
temperature could boil water. It was 1AM, and no
hospital was close
by. Uncle asked his wife to clime the motorcycle
with the baby, but the motorcycle refused to moved. He kicked and
kicked, but got noise
in return.

Read the full story for free at okadabooks.com
Search #SuperHero The Child Saver
Remember to rate the book. Thanks!
LiteratureThe Child Saver by sundayerhun(op): 1:53am On Jun 23, 2015
First, he was called a blessed child. At age eight,
he won the 1000
meters race in his school sports competition in
twelve seconds beating
the senior boys who believed they were faster
than speed. At age twelve, he chased and caught up with the
mab that stole his
mother's purse in the market. Then, he was called a cursed child. At fifteen, his
little brother
fell terribly sick in the middle of the night. There
was no vehicle to
take him to the hospital, and he was dying. He
offered to take his brother there on foot. His mother refused. He
insisted, remimding them
of how fast he could run. When all alternatives
were exhausted, his
mother allowed him have the boy. "Don't let him die." His mother pleaded in tears. Without saying a word, he jetted off. When he
ran, it was as if he
flew, with the wind propelling him. Just a little
distance from the
hospital, he slipped and fell. His little brother fell
down too, and stopped breathing. He looked at his little brother
with blood oozing
from his head. His cry ran through the dark, silent night as hot
tears took solace on
his dry cheeks. He ran home to tell his parents.
Hell broke loose. He
could stand the blame, insult and curses from his
mother, and his father's silence. But he could not stand his guilt.
He ran away from
home to a distant town. His name is Osama. Osama was found sleeping in an abandoned car
by Uncle Sly. He told him
his story, and Uncle Sly took him home. He lived
there in quiet and
depression. He had swore never to run again, no
matter what. Then he was twenty one. Uncle Sly's wife gave
birth after twenty years
of marriage to a boy. It was joy in the house, but
Osama could not
come out of his room to see the baby. He would
remind him of his dead brother. Three nights later, the baby fell sick. His skin was
sore red, and his
temperature could boil water. It was 1AM, and no
hospital was close
by. Uncle asked his wife to clime the motorcycle
with the baby, but the motorcycle refused to moved. He kicked and
kicked, but got noise
in return.

Read the full story for free at okadabooks.com
Search #SuperHero The Child Saver
Remember to rate the book. Thanks!
LiteratureRe: The Ring by sundayerhun(op): 4:18am On Jun 13, 2015
The Ring (Episode Seven)
Frank: That's impossible!
Angelina: Then I can't marry you.
Frank: Why do you want to sleep with another guy?
Angelina: You did with another girl.
Frank: Just forgive me, and lets move on, please.
Angelina: No.
Frank: Fine! Go ahead and do it.
Angelina: Seriously?
Frank: Yes, that's what you want.
Angelina: I won't have sex till I am married.
Frank: But......
Angelina: All I am telling you is that I can't marry you.
Frank: Why? You proposed to me earlier.
Angelina: I was only playing a birthday-prank on you.
Frank: For real?
LiteratureJudgement Day by sundayerhun(op): 4:04am On Jun 13, 2015
Episode ONE

After the trumpet and all. Before the throne.

AKINLABI: Thank God I made it! Open the gate, let me fly in.

JUDGE: Akinlabi, your name is not in the book of life.

AKINLABI: What?! My enemies must have erased it. Did you write it with a pencil?

JUDGE: You stole till death. Part of the money you stole was even used for your burial.

AKINLABI: God, I never knew you were such a good comedian. You can't send me to hell for the small money I took from the office.

JUDGE: You never asked for mercy.

AKINLABI: But I paid tithe from the money. You have eaten my money, now you want to send me to hell. Impossicant. We die here.

JUDGE: Angels, take him away.

AKINLABI: I need my tithe back!
LiteratureRe: The Ring by sundayerhun(op): 3:30am On Jun 12, 2015
The Ring (Episode 6)

Eric: I just wanted to surprise you.

(Frank gives Eric a punch, and the latter bleeds)

Frank: What silly joke! I told you I would propose to Angelina today, and you came here with such dirty prank.

Eric: I am sorry, man.

(Eric and Agnes walk out.)

Frank: I am sorry for all of that. Eric is nuts. Angelina, will you marry me?

Angelina: No.

Frank: Why? You proposed to me earlier.

Angelina: You said you cheated on me.

Frank: I only did it once.

Angelina: And I didn't.

Frank: So?

Angelina: I will agree to marry you on one condition.

Frank: Which is?

Angelina: I cheat on you too.

Frank: Like?

Angelina: I have s.ex with another guy. Thereafter, I will accept your proposal.
LiteratureRe: The Ring by sundayerhun(op): 10:58pm On Jun 07, 2015
The Ring (Episode 5)
Frank: That's photoshop! I have never met this slut.

Agnes: Me, slut? After gushing how much you loved me.

Frank: You must be mistaken. It can't be me.

Agnes: Really? Because of this skinny, bony element, you are denying me.

Angelina: You must be very stupid. (Stands) One more insult, your cheap hair will leave your empty head.

Agnes: My bones are shattering. An inch close to me, and I will turn you into beef, animal.

Angelina: You are dead!

(Fight ensues between Angelina and Agnes. Frank tries to separate them.)

Eric: (Walks in) Hey, pretry ladies! Beauties don't fight.

(Fight stops. Eric and Agnes starts laughing)

Frank: Eric! You know her?

Eric: Sure. I planned this.

Frank: Why?

Eric: Today is your birthday, boy!

Frank: And so?

to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
PoliticsRe: 12 Things Pres. Buhari Should Do For Nigerian Students by sundayerhun(op): 2:23pm On Jun 01, 2015
rheether:
You are as clueless as GEJ.
Really? A clueless man became the president? I will see what you -with clue- will become.
Politics12 Things Pres. Buhari Should Do For Nigerian Students by sundayerhun(op): 2:03pm On Jun 01, 2015
I know all Nigerian students will agree with this. Let's go!

1) Put Air Conditioners in our classrooms and hostels: The heat is killing our brains.

2) Give us federal bursary: Like 50,000 naira each is not a bad idea.

3) Free Internet Access on campus: Free Wi-fi. We'd all browse and research for free.

4) Free food at school bukas: We read too much, we don't have time to cook.

5) Hostels of one or two persons per room. A very big room.

6) Free visas for us to travel abroad for research purposes.

7) Stable electricity in our campuses: We need 24/7

cool Fixing of CCTV in lecturers offices: Will reduce molestation.

9) Free books at the start of every session: WE are tired of spending our allowances on photocopy.

10) Bodygaurd for each student: Those cultists will stop harrasing us.

11) Revive sports

12) Most importantly, free brand new Apple laptops.

Who is with me?
Christianity EtcRe: The Year God Died by sundayerhun(op): 11:17pm On May 31, 2015
Velocitron:
You can't prove with concrete facts and logic that God exists, by faith alone is God revealed to man. Neither is the power of salvation in your hands, simple as that.


OP, help me out here as I'm somewhat clueless. Is that a poem or is it some kind or reference to a war or a plague or something? huh
Just a simple poem.
Christianity EtcRe: The Year God Died by sundayerhun(op): 3:02pm On May 29, 2015
Weah96:
That's not true. I'm certain that your God doesn't exist. I arrived at that conclusion by following the verification process that was allegedly written by the God himself.
If you do not believe He exists, why would you follow your claimed 'his verification process'?
Christianity EtcRe: The Year God Died by sundayerhun(op): 3:00pm On May 29, 2015
onetrack:
Well, I don't believe in any god, so I can talk about any god any way I like.
If you really do not believe in any 'god' as you claim, you will not even talk about them, especially in an ill-way.
Christianity EtcRe: The Year God Died by sundayerhun(op): 6:30pm On May 27, 2015
plaetton:
Lol.
The above confirms the fears that many faithful secretly harbor. If you have to write this, then you are already not sure that he is out there.
This is more like fearful cry for reassurance.
I believe your baseless beliefs compelled you to misunderstand me. I am more sure that God is out there than I am more sure I am alive.
Christianity EtcRe: The Year God Died by sundayerhun(op): 6:28pm On May 27, 2015
onetrack:
If this is what the world is like with God alive, I'd say he is doing a terrible job. He should be sacked and replaced with a new god immediately.
Seriously? It's painful enough that in all your mess, God will never speak ill of you like you say of him.
Christianity EtcRe: The Year God Died by sundayerhun(op): 6:26pm On May 27, 2015
DProDG:
So I made a few changes to the op...
The beautiful thing about all is this: deep within your heart, there is a conviction that God is real. You may choose not to listen to it, but it doesn't erode the truth.
Christianity EtcThe Year God Died by sundayerhun(op): 4:46pm On May 26, 2015
The Year God Died

So God died, and was laid to rest. Then, as expected, hell broke loose.

Satan turned the world upside-down. We ate frogs as food, and it was just one frog a week.

We had no water - not even our urine- for drinking. We drank our tears.

Demons taught us in schools without books. Our classes held in the dark. The sun was nowhere.

Chickens lived longer than children. Corpses were like grains of sand. Death was a friend.

So many more I cannot tell.

Pause. Breathe in. Breath out.

There is no such year. It has not been, and will not be.

My friend, God is not dead. He is still very much in charge!
LiteratureRe: The Ring by sundayerhun(op): 2:32pm On May 26, 2015
The Ring (Episode 4)

Frank: I never said I was a virgin.

Angelina: And you've been cheating on me?

Frank: I never told you not to have sex.

Angelina: But you said it was wrong to have sex until after marraige.

Frank: Things do change. Am sorry I ever said that.

Angelina: So you mean you were having sex with other girls while we were dating?

Frank: Not exactly. Just once.

Angelina: But she said you've 'vandalised' her.

Frank: I don't know her.

Agnes: Bloody liar! (She shows a photograph on her phone to Frank and Angelina) Is that not both of us together?

Angelina: Frank!


to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
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LiteratureRe: The Ring by sundayerhun(op): 11:41am On May 25, 2015
Writeditor:
This one was flowing well. Please come and continue, Mr Erhunmwunse
Sure
LiteratureRe: Publish With Amazon Today by sundayerhun(op): 11:40am On May 25, 2015
Writeditor:
You forgot to tell them what the N2000 is for.
FOR Internet Time
And for the time it would take to do the job
LiteratureRe: Publish With Amazon Today by sundayerhun(op): 7:50am On May 25, 2015
Akposb:
Sir are short stories welcomed.
Yes, sir
LiteraturePublish With Amazon Today by sundayerhun(op): 7:14pm On May 15, 2015
A very good news. Books published on Amazon are now available for sale worldwide, including Africa.

You can quit being just a writer today, and become a proud author.

Publishing on amazon is quite easy if you do proper research. But in case you need help with it for just 2000 Naira, holla at me at 08164041005 or email: sundayerhun@gmail.com

Good luck!
EducationOur Greatest Weakness by sundayerhun(op): 10:35pm On May 06, 2015
Just want to find out. Which of these can be an individual's greatest weakness?

1) Dishonesty

2) Pride

3) Anger/Wrath

4) Impatience

5) Others. Please specify.

Lemme know.
LiteratureRe: The Ring by sundayerhun(op): 10:50pm On Apr 30, 2015
The Ring (Episode 3)

Angelina: Your mother can't be serious.

Frank: She is. She would rather die than not keep her promise to God.

Angelina: So what are you going to do?

Frank: I don't know. That's why I am asking you. Our love or my mother's life?

[ AGNES, a pretty girl on miniskirt walks to their table. She grabs the cup with drink, and pours it on FRANK]

AGNES: So this is how far you can run. After impregnating me, you think you can run, right?

ANGELINA: Frank, what is she talking about?

FRANK: I don't know. I don't even know her.

AGNES: Seriously? After vandalising me, you came here to propose to another girl?

FRANK: Propose?

[AGNES walks closer to FRANK and brings out a ring box from his jacket's inner pocket]

AGNES: What is this? You think I wouldn't find out? The walls got ears.

ANGELINA: Frank! You said you were keeping yourself for that seminary stuff. How come is she pregnant for you?

to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
LiteratureRe: The Ring by sundayerhun(op): 6:44am On Apr 26, 2015
The Ring (Episode 2)

Angelina: You are impotent?

Frank: No! I am fit as a horse.

Angelina: I am worried. Why then can't you be a father?

Frank: My parents want me to go to the seminary.

Angelina: What?! To be a reverened father?

Frank: Obviously.

Angelina: Why then didn't you tell me?

Frank: I've been trying to fight against it, and am still trying.
They promised God they'd make me a priest if He gave them a child.

Angelina: Why then did they ever allow you go to the University, and become this grown up before asking you to go to the seminary?

Frank: I don't know. Mother has threatened to kill herself if I don't go. I can't let her die.

Angelina: God! So you're going?

Frank: I want you to make that decision for me. Should I disobey my parents, marry you, then let my mother die? Or should I obey them, go to the seminary, and let our love die?

to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
LiteratureThe Ring by sundayerhun(op): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2015
The Ring (Episode 1)

Honeymoon Restaurant. 7PM. Friday. Two lovers sitting.

Angela: (Brings out a ring box) Frank, will you marry me?

Frank: I should do that. I mean, the proposal.

Angelina: But I have waited for five years now, since our undergraduate days.

Frank: I wanted to be sure I can be a father.

Angelina: What do you mean?

Frank: Remember I told you we shouldn't have sex because of what the Bible says?

Angelina: Yes.

Frank: It's really not because of what the Bible says.

to be continued.

Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
Christianity EtcRe: The Four Kinds Of Christians by sundayerhun(op): 2:04pm On Apr 25, 2015
An2elect2:
smiley smiley God will work obedience in us smiley
If our will, decision and action are irrelevant as you paint, then we are no more than robots.

God's spirit in us is our strenght to obey, but we must choose to yeild. God never compel us. We choose, even salvation.
Christianity EtcRe: The Four Kinds Of Christians by sundayerhun(op): 1:20pm On Apr 25, 2015
An2elect2:
genuine faith in God will produce good works smiley that's what James means smiley
Yep!

That means, if there is no good work (fruits of obedience), then one's claim of faith in God is questionable.

God don't expect us to be without mistakes, but He doesn't want us to be disobedient fellows.
Christianity EtcRe: The Four Kinds Of Christians by sundayerhun(op): 12:32pm On Apr 25, 2015
An2elect2:
sad

No 3 is not a disobeying believer. You can't gain eternal life by your works but by grace which rests on the finished work of Christ on the cross smiley

You choose to call us disobeying believers, God sees and calls us otherwise. And that's where i fall.
Good you know your stand.

Of course, it's not by works. But without it, our faith is dead.

So says the Bible.

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