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Whose Fault? Take a pause and look. This woman has a naked big-headed baby strapped loosely with 100-year-old wrapper to her tanned back that smell of garri and kerosene. On her rough brown hair is balanced a plastic bowl of cold, vapour-emitting sachet water. She runs faster than moving vehicles on traffic snail-time, shouting "pure water here". She races happily with no smile when a thirty tongue says "come", and the innocent baby giggles at the Sun. Now there is another of her sex. Inside a LandCruiser she sits with the AC eliminating the hit. Her left hand is on the wheel, and the right gently taps on the pretty iPhone. She horns impatiently at the stuck traffic and sips water from her cold bottle. Finally the road clears, and as she moves her car, the woman with a baby on her back runs to respond to a late "come". The vehicle hits her and she falls. The baby hits his head on the tar, and it was his end. So, who is to blame for the child's death? A) The Mother B) The Woman in the car C) The Person that wanted to buy water D) The Traffic E)The Government F) Destiny G) Devil H) God Think, and answer with reasons. God bless! |
eneji50:Seriously? That's your approach to life? |
A Hundred Years From Today Jim would be happily married to his dog, and the constitution will clap for it. Jenny would go on honeymoon with a 3-year old as a husband, and it will not be strange. Oslaka will slit his children's throats, and the government will pay him for it. Emy will have no access to water, education or healthcare because she does not belong to a fraternity. Churches will be framed as terrorist organisations and human rights infringers. There is nothing this world will not get to, if we - God's people - fold our hands, and do nothing. We must pray, and spread the Gospel. |
THE RING (Episode Eight) Angelina: Yes, I can never marry you. Frank: Why, my love? Angelina: Because I love you very much. Frank: Yep! That's why you should marry me. Angelina: Nope! That's why I should not marry you. Frank: I am perplexed. Angelina: For the years we dated, I didn't cheat on you. Why? Frank: Because you love me. Angelina: No! Frank: Because we agreed not to have sex until marriage. Angelina: No. Frank: Because you are a christian. Angelina: Not at all. Frank: Then why? |
A Hundred Years From Today Jim would be happily married to his dog, and the constitution will clap for it. Jenny would go on honeymoon with a 3-year old as a husband, and it will not be strange. Oslaka will slit his children's throats, and the government will pay him for it. Emy will have no access to water, education or healthcare because she does not belong to a fraternity. Churches will be framed as terrorist organisations and human rights infringers. There is nothing this world will not get to, if we - God's people - fold our hands, and do nothing. We must pray, and spread the Gospel. |
First, he was called a blessed child. At age eight, he won the 1000 meters race in his school sports competition in twelve seconds beating the senior boys who believed they were faster than speed. At age twelve, he chased and caught up with the mab that stole his mother's purse in the market. Then, he was called a cursed child. At fifteen, his little brother fell terribly sick in the middle of the night. There was no vehicle to take him to the hospital, and he was dying. He offered to take his brother there on foot. His mother refused. He insisted, remimding them of how fast he could run. When all alternatives were exhausted, his mother allowed him have the boy. "Don't let him die." His mother pleaded in tears. Without saying a word, he jetted off. When he ran, it was as if he flew, with the wind propelling him. Just a little distance from the hospital, he slipped and fell. His little brother fell down too, and stopped breathing. He looked at his little brother with blood oozing from his head. His cry ran through the dark, silent night as hot tears took solace on his dry cheeks. He ran home to tell his parents. Hell broke loose. He could stand the blame, insult and curses from his mother, and his father's silence. But he could not stand his guilt. He ran away from home to a distant town. His name is Osama. Osama was found sleeping in an abandoned car by Uncle Sly. He told him his story, and Uncle Sly took him home. He lived there in quiet and depression. He had swore never to run again, no matter what. Then he was twenty one. Uncle Sly's wife gave birth after twenty years of marriage to a boy. It was joy in the house, but Osama could not come out of his room to see the baby. He would remind him of his dead brother. Three nights later, the baby fell sick. His skin was sore red, and his temperature could boil water. It was 1AM, and no hospital was close by. Uncle asked his wife to clime the motorcycle with the baby, but the motorcycle refused to moved. He kicked and kicked, but got noise in return. Read the full story for free at okadabooks.com Search #SuperHero The Child Saver Remember to rate the book. Thanks! |
First, he was called a blessed child. At age eight, he won the 1000 meters race in his school sports competition in twelve seconds beating the senior boys who believed they were faster than speed. At age twelve, he chased and caught up with the mab that stole his mother's purse in the market. Then, he was called a cursed child. At fifteen, his little brother fell terribly sick in the middle of the night. There was no vehicle to take him to the hospital, and he was dying. He offered to take his brother there on foot. His mother refused. He insisted, remimding them of how fast he could run. When all alternatives were exhausted, his mother allowed him have the boy. "Don't let him die." His mother pleaded in tears. Without saying a word, he jetted off. When he ran, it was as if he flew, with the wind propelling him. Just a little distance from the hospital, he slipped and fell. His little brother fell down too, and stopped breathing. He looked at his little brother with blood oozing from his head. His cry ran through the dark, silent night as hot tears took solace on his dry cheeks. He ran home to tell his parents. Hell broke loose. He could stand the blame, insult and curses from his mother, and his father's silence. But he could not stand his guilt. He ran away from home to a distant town. His name is Osama. Osama was found sleeping in an abandoned car by Uncle Sly. He told him his story, and Uncle Sly took him home. He lived there in quiet and depression. He had swore never to run again, no matter what. Then he was twenty one. Uncle Sly's wife gave birth after twenty years of marriage to a boy. It was joy in the house, but Osama could not come out of his room to see the baby. He would remind him of his dead brother. Three nights later, the baby fell sick. His skin was sore red, and his temperature could boil water. It was 1AM, and no hospital was close by. Uncle asked his wife to clime the motorcycle with the baby, but the motorcycle refused to moved. He kicked and kicked, but got noise in return. Read the full story for free at okadabooks.com Search #SuperHero The Child Saver Remember to rate the book. Thanks! |
The Ring (Episode Seven) Frank: That's impossible! Angelina: Then I can't marry you. Frank: Why do you want to sleep with another guy? Angelina: You did with another girl. Frank: Just forgive me, and lets move on, please. Angelina: No. Frank: Fine! Go ahead and do it. Angelina: Seriously? Frank: Yes, that's what you want. Angelina: I won't have sex till I am married. Frank: But...... Angelina: All I am telling you is that I can't marry you. Frank: Why? You proposed to me earlier. Angelina: I was only playing a birthday-prank on you. Frank: For real? |
Episode ONE After the trumpet and all. Before the throne. AKINLABI: Thank God I made it! Open the gate, let me fly in. JUDGE: Akinlabi, your name is not in the book of life. AKINLABI: What?! My enemies must have erased it. Did you write it with a pencil? JUDGE: You stole till death. Part of the money you stole was even used for your burial. AKINLABI: God, I never knew you were such a good comedian. You can't send me to hell for the small money I took from the office. JUDGE: You never asked for mercy. AKINLABI: But I paid tithe from the money. You have eaten my money, now you want to send me to hell. Impossicant. We die here. JUDGE: Angels, take him away. AKINLABI: I need my tithe back! |
The Ring (Episode 6) Eric: I just wanted to surprise you. (Frank gives Eric a punch, and the latter bleeds) Frank: What silly joke! I told you I would propose to Angelina today, and you came here with such dirty prank. Eric: I am sorry, man. (Eric and Agnes walk out.) Frank: I am sorry for all of that. Eric is nuts. Angelina, will you marry me? Angelina: No. Frank: Why? You proposed to me earlier. Angelina: You said you cheated on me. Frank: I only did it once. Angelina: And I didn't. Frank: So? Angelina: I will agree to marry you on one condition. Frank: Which is? Angelina: I cheat on you too. Frank: Like? Angelina: I have s.ex with another guy. Thereafter, I will accept your proposal. |
The Ring (Episode 5) Frank: That's photoshop! I have never met this slut. Agnes: Me, slut? After gushing how much you loved me. Frank: You must be mistaken. It can't be me. Agnes: Really? Because of this skinny, bony element, you are denying me. Angelina: You must be very stupid. (Stands) One more insult, your cheap hair will leave your empty head. Agnes: My bones are shattering. An inch close to me, and I will turn you into beef, animal. Angelina: You are dead! (Fight ensues between Angelina and Agnes. Frank tries to separate them.) Eric: (Walks in) Hey, pretry ladies! Beauties don't fight. (Fight stops. Eric and Agnes starts laughing) Frank: Eric! You know her? Eric: Sure. I planned this. Frank: Why? Eric: Today is your birthday, boy! Frank: And so? to be continued. Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse |
rheether:Really? A clueless man became the president? I will see what you -with clue- will become. |
I know all Nigerian students will agree with this. Let's go! 1) Put Air Conditioners in our classrooms and hostels: The heat is killing our brains. 2) Give us federal bursary: Like 50,000 naira each is not a bad idea. 3) Free Internet Access on campus: Free Wi-fi. We'd all browse and research for free. 4) Free food at school bukas: We read too much, we don't have time to cook. 5) Hostels of one or two persons per room. A very big room. 6) Free visas for us to travel abroad for research purposes. 7) Stable electricity in our campuses: We need 24/7 Fixing of CCTV in lecturers offices: Will reduce molestation.9) Free books at the start of every session: WE are tired of spending our allowances on photocopy. 10) Bodygaurd for each student: Those cultists will stop harrasing us. 11) Revive sports 12) Most importantly, free brand new Apple laptops. Who is with me? |
Velocitron:Just a simple poem. |
Weah96:If you do not believe He exists, why would you follow your claimed 'his verification process'? |
onetrack:If you really do not believe in any 'god' as you claim, you will not even talk about them, especially in an ill-way. |
plaetton:I believe your baseless beliefs compelled you to misunderstand me. I am more sure that God is out there than I am more sure I am alive. |
onetrack:Seriously? It's painful enough that in all your mess, God will never speak ill of you like you say of him. |
DProDG:The beautiful thing about all is this: deep within your heart, there is a conviction that God is real. You may choose not to listen to it, but it doesn't erode the truth. |
The Year God Died So God died, and was laid to rest. Then, as expected, hell broke loose. Satan turned the world upside-down. We ate frogs as food, and it was just one frog a week. We had no water - not even our urine- for drinking. We drank our tears. Demons taught us in schools without books. Our classes held in the dark. The sun was nowhere. Chickens lived longer than children. Corpses were like grains of sand. Death was a friend. So many more I cannot tell. Pause. Breathe in. Breath out. There is no such year. It has not been, and will not be. My friend, God is not dead. He is still very much in charge! |
The Ring (Episode 4) Frank: I never said I was a virgin. Angelina: And you've been cheating on me? Frank: I never told you not to have sex. Angelina: But you said it was wrong to have sex until after marraige. Frank: Things do change. Am sorry I ever said that. Angelina: So you mean you were having sex with other girls while we were dating? Frank: Not exactly. Just once. Angelina: But she said you've 'vandalised' her. Frank: I don't know her. Agnes: Bloody liar! (She shows a photograph on her phone to Frank and Angelina) Is that not both of us together? Angelina: Frank! to be continued. Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse |
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Just want to find out. Which of these can be an individual's greatest weakness? 1) Dishonesty 2) Pride 3) Anger/Wrath 4) Impatience 5) Others. Please specify. Lemme know. |
The Ring (Episode 3) Angelina: Your mother can't be serious. Frank: She is. She would rather die than not keep her promise to God. Angelina: So what are you going to do? Frank: I don't know. That's why I am asking you. Our love or my mother's life? [ AGNES, a pretty girl on miniskirt walks to their table. She grabs the cup with drink, and pours it on FRANK] AGNES: So this is how far you can run. After impregnating me, you think you can run, right? ANGELINA: Frank, what is she talking about? FRANK: I don't know. I don't even know her. AGNES: Seriously? After vandalising me, you came here to propose to another girl? FRANK: Propose? [AGNES walks closer to FRANK and brings out a ring box from his jacket's inner pocket] AGNES: What is this? You think I wouldn't find out? The walls got ears. ANGELINA: Frank! You said you were keeping yourself for that seminary stuff. How come is she pregnant for you? to be continued. Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse |
The Ring (Episode 2) Angelina: You are impotent? Frank: No! I am fit as a horse. Angelina: I am worried. Why then can't you be a father? Frank: My parents want me to go to the seminary. Angelina: What?! To be a reverened father? Frank: Obviously. Angelina: Why then didn't you tell me? Frank: I've been trying to fight against it, and am still trying. They promised God they'd make me a priest if He gave them a child. Angelina: Why then did they ever allow you go to the University, and become this grown up before asking you to go to the seminary? Frank: I don't know. Mother has threatened to kill herself if I don't go. I can't let her die. Angelina: God! So you're going? Frank: I want you to make that decision for me. Should I disobey my parents, marry you, then let my mother die? Or should I obey them, go to the seminary, and let our love die? to be continued. Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse |
The Ring (Episode 1) Honeymoon Restaurant. 7PM. Friday. Two lovers sitting. Angela: (Brings out a ring box) Frank, will you marry me? Frank: I should do that. I mean, the proposal. Angelina: But I have waited for five years now, since our undergraduate days. Frank: I wanted to be sure I can be a father. Angelina: What do you mean? Frank: Remember I told you we shouldn't have sex because of what the Bible says? Angelina: Yes. Frank: It's really not because of what the Bible says. to be continued. Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse |
An2elect2:If our will, decision and action are irrelevant as you paint, then we are no more than robots. God's spirit in us is our strenght to obey, but we must choose to yeild. God never compel us. We choose, even salvation. |
An2elect2:Yep! That means, if there is no good work (fruits of obedience), then one's claim of faith in God is questionable. God don't expect us to be without mistakes, but He doesn't want us to be disobedient fellows. |
An2elect2:Good you know your stand. Of course, it's not by works. But without it, our faith is dead. So says the Bible. |
Fixing of CCTV in lecturers offices: Will reduce molestation.
