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CLASS IS TOO FAR (Episode Two)

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EMMANUEL narrating: 

This just cannot be. I stand here at the door, and not to afar off I can see two damsels. I am a little bit confused. I have a date with Kate, and I know well about that. But Lisa? I have a date with her too, but not today. It was next week Friday. But what is she doing here now?

What do I do now? If I walk straight to Kate, Lisa would definitely see me, and that would ruin my chances with Kate. Lisa is not gentle. If I go over to Lisa, Kate will see me too. That would also ruin this opportunity. I really do not know what to do?

Or should I walk away? No, no. Their eyes.........

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KATE narrating: 

Here he comes! How lovely he looks tonight! His dark suit shines, and his hair is wow. Well-polished shoes. He took great care ironing. He is a perfect gentleman.

I know this is going to be a lovely evening. But I must be careful not to make it all easy for him. I won't laugh at every of his jokes. I will try not to look away when he looks at me. Sure I will be a strong lady.

But why is he still standing by the door? Come on, I am over here. The look on his face. I hope everything is all right with him. Or should I walk up to him? That won't be proper, but.................

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LISA narrating:

Oh my God! This guy is a killer! I never knew he was this handsome. Nice hair. Splendid eyes. Awesome nose. Sexy lips. Attractive ears. Strong shoulders. Firm chest. Flat tummy. Strong hands. Fine legs. Gosh!

I can't wait for him to sit right before me and look into my eyes. I can't wait to bless his soul with so much love. I can't wait to prove to him that I love him beyond measure. Only God knows I love this guy more than my life.

Come over, baby! Come, come, come. Is he not seeing me? Is he yet to see this elegant babe that I am waiting for him. Why is he at the door? Why? I think I should go meet him. I think I should go.........

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-KATE stands.

-LISA stands also.

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Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
Do not copy without permission.

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After many requests, I decided to do this. I have reduced significantly the costs of getting your book online. However, this cost slash would end Friday 10th of October. The new costs are:

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After many requests, I decided to do this. I have reduced significantly the costs of getting your book online. However, this cost slash would end Friday 10th of October. The new costs are:

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• Barnes$Noble
• Kobo
• Smashword site
• Scribd
• Sony Books
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CLASS IS TOO FAR (Episode 1)

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EMMANUEL narrating:

She is the prettiest girl in class. Her skin glows like the plenty sun in the tiny sky. Ever walking up to her was like climbing Mountain Kilimanjaro. Seriously. My blood vessels were almost bursting.

I know she is intelligent too. Though she doesn't ask questions nor answer questions in class, I just know she is intelligent. That's what they say. Right from our first year at school, my eyes have never left her. And today, it's like a dream-come-true.

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KATE narrating:

I still cannot believe this. He is the most amazing boy in class. Every girl's eyes are always on him. I have always looked at him too. Catching a good look of his humble,handsome face when he is not looking

You know I am a lady, so I shouldn't be giving signs. You understand, right? Whenever he walked my way, I always expected him to say hello, but he never did. I just couldn't help to like him more and more. I don't know what I'm feeling now, but it wouldn't be bad if it's love.

Walking up to me yesterday was so unexpected. Other guys have always flocked around me, but he never. As pretty as I was, it seemed he never noticed me. But thank God he finally did. It's a dream come true!

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LISA narrating:

This is going to be the best night ever! After several weeks of my pestering him, he finally agreed on a date with me. I am blushing a thousand times right now.

I know he likes me, but that male-ego in him has kept him faraway. I can't wait to sit before his handsome face some minutes from now, and tell him how much I love him. Oh, I can't wait!

I am ready to give him anything just to be with him. I am definitely going to make the best of this night. It's a dream come true!

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SIZZLERS FAST FOOD, UGBOWO BENIN CITY.
6PM.
-(Kate sits calmly before a bottled water. She looks out through the glass wall.)

-(Lisa sits on the table next to where Kate is sitting.)

Emmanuel walks in.

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Copyright: Sunday Erhunmwunse
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BELIEVING STILL

When chips are down, and all look dark and brown
You don't have to break down and frown
Or go rickety like a clown
Instead, look up to Him who wears the crown 

With God take a stand
His word never falls to the ground
Trust in heaven's tableland
Faith makes you grand and a brand

Even when there's no soup to sup
Nothing coming down from up
You need not give up
Trusting in God is ladder to the top

In days you cannot take a step or go a mile
Ensure you do not give up the smile
In days you slip on the dust or tile
Be happy, do not sigh

Better days lie ahead
It's a surety you're the head
This is what God has said
Be glad, don't be a nerd

Be calm, and be still
Your storm will receive calm and still
So flow with the soothing still
Everyday, believing still

Me love you all, still!BELIEVING STILL

When chips are down, and all look dark and brown
You don't have to break down and frown
Or go rickety like a clown
Instead, look up to Him who wears the crown 

With God take a stand
His word never falls to the ground
Trust in heaven's tableland
Faith makes you grand and a brand

Even when there's no soup to sup
Nothing coming down from up
You need not give up
Trusting in God is ladder to the top

In days you cannot take a step or go a mile
Ensure you do not give up the smile
In days you slip on the dust or tile
Be happy, do not sigh

Better days lie ahead
It's a surety you're the head
This is what God has said
Be glad, don't be a nerd

Be calm, and be still
Your storm will receive calm and still
So flow with the soothing still
Everyday, believing still

Me love you all, still!BELIEVING STILL

When chips are down, and all look dark and brown
You don't have to break down and frown
Or go rickety like a clown
Instead, look up to Him who wears the crown 

With God take a stand
His word never falls to the ground
Trust in heaven's tableland
Faith makes you grand and a brand

Even when there's no soup to sup
Nothing coming down from up
You need not give up
Trusting in God is ladder to the top

In days you cannot take a step or go a mile
Ensure you do not give up the smile
In days you slip on the dust or tile
Be happy, do not sigh

Better days lie ahead
It's a surety you're the head
This is what God has said
Be glad, don't be a nerd

Be calm, and be still
Your storm will receive calm and still
So flow with the soothing still
Everyday, believing still

Me love you all, still!

Do you want to leave the level of a mere writer, and become an author? Then, I can help you. In a matter of days, your book could be live on amazon kindle, smashwords and okadabooks.

To get published on this platform, just email me: sundayerhun@gmail.com
Or call 08164041005, 08110697800

FOUNTAIN PUBLISHERS
Good news to all aspiring authors who wants to
have their book(s) published online as an ebook,
and are having problems doing that.
Fountain Publishers is here to help you get your
nice book on Amazon, Smaswords and Okadabooks. You just send us the book, and we put
it up there for you.
We have a track record of success. Trust us to do a
wonderful job, and make you earn without sweating.
OUR CHARGES
Below is an outline of our charges in getting your book published on various platforms.
1) Amazon Kindle
Book is available worldwide except Africa, and
some other regions. One of the world’s biggest
ebook publishing site.
Charge: 5,000 Naira 2) Smashwords Your book gets available worldwide in various
platforms. You get your book on Apple i-Bookstore,
Barnes and Noble, Scribbed, Nook and other digital
platforms. Smashwords remains no. 1.
Charge: 12,000 Naira 3) Okadabooks
A Nigerian ebook publishing company that helps you sell your book to the Nigerian audience. Fast-
growing and emerging.
Charge: 3,000 Naira HOW DO YOU GET PAID
We will help open a Paypal account for you(now
available in Nigeria) if you do not already have one
and Smaswords will pay you through it. Amazon will send a check to you right at your
doorstep. Okadabooks fills your bank account every
90 days. Send us a mail today at sundayerhun@
gmail.com
Or tweet at us @SundayErhun
Or call 08164041005 We look forward to getting you published.

GETTING PUBLISHED ON AMAZON FROM
NIGERIA
You really want to move from being a mere writer to
an author, then you have to read this to the very
end.
I am Sunday Erhunmwunse, author of Shut Out In Darkness(print book), My Mother's Cooking Pot
(Amazon Kindle), Stranger's Visit(Amazon Kindle),
and How To Build An Amazing Personality As A
Young Adult(Amazon Kindle, Smashwords, Apple i-
Bookstore, Barnes&Noble, Scribd, Sony Kobo).
That is pretty cool. I want to help make you an author.
Amazon is the world's largest online retail shop, and
they offer publishing through their Kindle Direct
Publishing(KDP). To publish on KDP is quite easy,
and will make your book available to millions of
readers worldwide- you become an international author.
Payments are sent to you via cheques. That is, you
receive cheques right at your doorstep every ninety
days. Isn't that cool? You can cash the cheque at
your bank.
So, as a Nigerian, you can get published worldwide on Amazon.
Getting good sales depends on the quality of your
book, and here is where I come in. I run a private
ebook publishing help firm that help aspiring writers
get their ebook published.
In Fountain Publishers Nigeria, we help you get your book on Amazon Kindle, and ensure you receive
cool dollar payments!
Do you want to publish on Amazon? Yes? Then
consider our publishing package below.
AMAZON PACKAGE:
Features: -Professional Editing
We edit your work, and ensure it meets quality
standards.
-Book Cover Design
We design for your book a colorful and attractive
cover. -Publishing
We publish the book on amazon
-Reviews
Reviews are important for sales, and we help write
reviews for the book.
-Marketing Through our blogs, we will spread the word of your
book around.
-Author Interview
We will offer you author interview on our blog.
Cost:
We charge just 5000 Naira for this package. So cheap!
To sign up for this package, and start selling your
book on amazon,
Call: 08164041005
Email: sundayerhun@gmail.com
Blog: fountainpublishers.blog.com We look forward to doing business with you!

Shut Out In Darkness (Excerpt 6)

NOTE 2
I have been like a lizard that wants to stop falling from the coconut tree, but ends up climbing the same tree over and over again.

I had my first encounter with real pornography when I was in Junior Secondary School One (JSS 1). My classmate, Buchi, was the first in a class of thirty students to have a phone. Rumour had it that his mother abroad sent him the phone. It was a blue Nokia phone.

Being a close friend of Buchi, I wasted no time in befriending his phone. I fell in love with the soccer game in the phone because I had always loved football.

Back in Primary School, I was an addict of football although just as a spectator. Being so thin like a fountain pen and feeble like pumpkin leaves, I never got the opportunity among the big boys in class to show to everyone that I could teach Ronaldinho how to dribble pass an entire team and score a goal without a drop of sweat coming out of the body

The only strength I had back then in primary school was my brain and nothing else. My teachers always said I had in brains what I lacked in size. I always wished the opposite. Being an intelligent student, it was no huge task coming top in class, although I barely read. Toping the class gave me a good fate. I did nit get beaten up by the big boys, and I did not get to receive lessons from the angry-looking canes of the teachers. I was practically exempted from all forms of punishments.

I carried my brain to secondary school, so with the respect. Although Buchi prized his phone with the value of gold, and allowed no fingers except his to touch it, I was an exception. He always gave it to me whenever I asked for it. He was nit doing that because he was a nice person. He always did that so he could earn the right of bombarding me with questions during examinations. With the phone in my hands, I always had a great time with PES soccer. Even while a teacher was busy forcing some strange things into our little heads, I would be busy defeating Real Madrid in a soccer game.

This continued for weeks until I mistakenly entered the place I never should have entered.


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Thanks!

Shut Out In Darkness(Excerpt 5)

Whenever I got to be alone in the house, I would slot in the disc just like Kenneth always did and would speed it up to the scenes where the actors and actresses kissed or made love. It was not difficult learning how to use the remote control. I would mute the TV, sit close to it and bath in the pleasure emanating from the scene into my body. It was enthralling then, but now I have realized that I was feeding myself with a poisoned chalice.

So, as every day passed by, I could not stop thinking of people making love. Every night on the cold mat I slept then in my mother's room, the naked bodies of those I bad seen in the movies would run through my mind and I wanted more daily.

I remained a good boy to everyone, but I was healing dirt deep within. Even while in class, I was always thinking about the sex scenes in the movie of the previous night. Naked pictures were running through my mind all the time.

I knew I was into a deep mess, but I loved it. If I had known then that a little leaven leavens the whole lump, I would never have smelt the leaven in the first place.

To be continued!

To get a copy of the book, call 08164041005 if you are in Benin City or email sundayerhun@gmail.com if you are outside Benin City.

Timothy3113: Too short for my liking

That is not the end. More to come

Shut Out In Darkness{Excerpt 4} We never got tired of watching except maybe
when 'Mr Sleep' came calling; and we never
stopped cursing the National Electric Power
Authority(NEPA) whenever they put a period in our
adventure by cutting power supply. I enjoyed the movies so much and was fascinated
by almost everything in the movie: the enchanting
voices of the actors, the perfectly-made faces of
the actresses, the action, and of course, the
scenes where the actors and actresses kissed,
and the rare sex scenes. Although I was just a ten-year-old kid, I enjoyed
the sex scenes so much and always looked
forward to them. A movie where the actors and
actresses never kissed or made love ended up
very disappointing to me. I knew it was wrong for me to enjoy such a
pleasure, but I could not bear the pain of not
savoring it. I always pretended to look away or
cover my eyes when such scenes were on scenes
were on just to make my elder ones believe I was
still a good boy, but I had a way of still seeing what was going on on the TV screen. I always
wondered why my elder siblings never fast-
forwarded those scenes, or removed the movie
completely since they hammered always that such
scenes were not good for our viewing. Day after day, viewing such scenes in several
movies, I could not help but get overwhelmed by
the unclothedness of total strangers. My mothers
never knew the king of movies we fed our virgin
eyes with. They spent their evenings peeling
melon seeds and gossiping. To get a copy of the book, call 08164041005 if you
are in Benin City, or email sundayerhun@gma
il.com if you are outside Benin City.

GETTING PUBLISHED ON AMAZON FROM
NIGERIA
You really want to move from being a mere writer to
an author, then you have to read this to the very
end.
I am Sunday Erhunmwunse, author of Shut Out In Darkness(print book), My Mother's Cooking Pot
(Amazon Kindle), Stranger's Visit(Amazon Kindle),
and How To Build An Amazing Personality As A
Young Adult(Amazon Kindle, Smashwords, Apple i-
Bookstore, Barnes&Noble, Scribd, Sony Kobo).
That is pretty cool. I want to help make you an author.
Amazon is the world's largest online retail shop, and
they offer publishing through their Kindle Direct
Publishing(KDP). To publish on KDP is quite easy,
and will make your book available to millions of
readers worldwide- you become an international author.
Payments are sent to you via cheques. That is, you
receive cheques right at your doorstep every ninety
days. Isn't that cool? You can cash the cheque at
your bank.
So, as a Nigerian, you can get published worldwide on Amazon.
Getting good sales depends on the quality of your
book, and here is where I come in. I run a private
ebook publishing help firm that help aspiring writers
get their ebook published.
In Fountain Publishers Nigeria, we help you get your book on Amazon Kindle, and ensure you receive
cool dollar payments!
Do you want to publish on Amazon? Yes? Then
consider our publishing package below.
AMAZON PACKAGE:
Features: -Professional Editing
We edit your work, and ensure it meets quality
standards.
-Book Cover Design
We design for your book a colorful and attractive
cover. -Publishing
We publish the book on amazon
-Reviews
Reviews are important for sales, and we help write
reviews for the book.
-Marketing Through our blogs, we will spread the word of your
book around.
-Author Interview
We will offer you author interview on our blog.
Cost:
We charge just 5000 Naira for this package. So cheap!
To sign up for this package, and start selling your
book on amazon,
Call: 08164041005
Email: sundayerhun@gmail.com
Blog: fountainpublishers.blog.com We look forward to doing business with you!