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Nairaland GeneralHello Nairalanders, What's Your Take On This "Who E Epp" Mantra Trending On NL by SunFlow(op): 7:58pm On Apr 18, 2016
this is a forum created for the sole purpose of carrying in depth analysis and reviews on a given topic, but what baffles me most is INSTEAD of contributing meaningfully on a topic, someone from somewhere would type "WHO E EPP"

what's your take on this guy's?
note: no offence intended though.
PoliticsRe: INEC Releases Results Of FCT Elections by SunFlow(m): 10:13pm On Apr 14, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
Supplementary elections had to be carried out in some polling units yesterday.....due to violence in some units.
What do you expect when its a ruling party.. The rate at which inec renders elections inconclusive is an Avenue for an underground work.... Let's REASON POLITICALLY.. PDP = 0? IN FCT? I DON'T THINK SO
PoliticsRe: INEC Releases Results Of FCT Elections by SunFlow(m): 10:03pm On Apr 14, 2016
The result took so long to surface... I thought the election was carried out last week? .... HMMM i comment my reserve.
Jokes EtcHelpful Tips On How To Sleep In Church by SunFlow(op):
There's no gainsaying, that people finds it a herculean task to sleep during service in church, here, i came up with some helpful tips to spice up your church-sleeping-life.
1. Locate the front row and sit comfortably facing the preacher/vicar/father.
2. With your hands supporting your jaw, and your legs open, prepare yourself for the next step.
3. Shut your eyes, open your mouth, your ear, shut down your brain and start sleeping
NOTE: to make your experience enjoyable to the sleeper and the sleepee, add drooling and snoring and whenever an usher wakes you up, just smile at him with your face full of saliva and tell him/her you weren't sleeping. You can thank me later or what are friends for? Remain blessed..
LiteratureRe: Life Of An Abuja Boy by SunFlow(m): 1:10pm On Apr 07, 2016
kayswag726:
lol,just keep following, more to come
Kilode oga? I don grow grey hair while waiting
LiteratureRe: PERSPECTIVE (WARNING: After The First Paragraph You're Likely To Get Addicted) by SunFlow(m): 11:15am On Apr 07, 2016
sirhamilton:
Thanks sunflow
KEEP FLOWING BRO
LiteratureRe: PERSPECTIVE (WARNING: After The First Paragraph You're Likely To Get Addicted) by SunFlow(m): 11:14am On Apr 07, 2016
sirhamilton:
Thanks sunflow
KEEP FLOWING BRO
LiteratureRe: PERSPECTIVE (WARNING: After The First Paragraph You're Likely To Get Addicted) by SunFlow(m): 11:13am On Apr 07, 2016
sirhamilton:
Thanks sunflow
KEEP FLOWING BRO
LiteratureRe: Life Of An Abuja Boy by SunFlow(m): 11:02am On Apr 07, 2016
kayswag726:
Episode 12
KEEP IT COMING BRO. more red oil to u.
After what happened between me and Cynthia,she avoided me totally both in school and at home,we see each other from a far.
Since i can go to their room,Ibrahim and his friends room became my flexing point,after lectures every day,i go there,we gist,play,do other things.
One Saturday afternoon, i was washing my clothes in the back yard,then Cynthia and Esther came there to wash too,Esther start asking me why am i not coming to there room again,i told her i was quite busy,i promise them i will come later,we gisted and wash,Cynthia was silent all through, after washing i retire to my room and slept off.
I woke up in the evening,pack my dried clothes in and wear some casual clothes,before i went to Esther's.
I knocked on their door,Cynthia opened it....

Me-hi,good evening
Cyn-evening
I entered, the room is very clean
Est-hw far
Me-am cool,just come to say hi
Est-thats good,U did not want to come here before if not i saw U this morning
Me-ohhh,i told U already now am very busy
Est-okay,no light now nothing to entertain us
Me-my laptop battery is dead
Est-will U eat semo and egusi,we are about cooking before U came
Me-erm erm okay
Est-cynthia why are U so quiet
Cyn-nothing,am just not feeling too okay
Me-eyaa sorry
Cyn-thanks
Est-U are not feeling fine,we were talking some minutes ago,anyway na U sabi,lets go and cook.

They both entered the kitchen, after some minutes they came back

Est-can U play scramble
Me-can i play scramble, girl U are talking to the heavyweight champion here
Est- *laughs* no mouth making lets play
She brought it out and we start playing, the three of,Cynthia stand up at interval to check the soup on the fire

Est-i won. *tongue's out'
Me-see U,Cus' i allow U to win
Est- see who is talking, lets go again

I beat her three time,then she surrender, the game was becoming boring,she was not up to the task.

Est-wheeew,baba oooo,U just trash me anyhow
Me-i told U so
Est-i believe U
Me-so next time,dnt challenge me
Est- let us hear word because my morale is not high i could have beat U
Me- *laughs"
Est- so how is Ur girlfriend?
Two of looking at me waiting for my answer

Me-girlfriend? I don't have
Est-liar
Me-seriously i don't or U have seen me with any girl
Est-so as U this handsome and brilliant, U did not have a girlfriend
Me-having a girlfriend is not like a trophy or anything, its better this way,i dont want some girls drama,so i can concentrate
Est-hmmm,food is ready,lets it
Me-finally,the aroma have been torturing my nostril since

The two laugh and enter the kitchen,and come back with a plate of semo and soup,we started eating,the food was hot,i was sweating profusely

Est-why don't U off Ur shirt,see as U are sweating
Me-nah,i don't want what happened in south Africa then to repeat itself
Est-U are not serious
Me-by the way the food is delicious

I off my shirt remaining singlet,we finished eating and lie on the bed fanning ourselves,then Esther phone ring and she picked it,after answering she said she want to meet a course mate for some notes,she picked her bag and step out.
The room became very silent
I sat up

Me-cynthia we need to talk
Cyn-okay
Me-what was that all about last week in my room,and U avoided me,both in school and at home
Cyn-guess i time i tell U
Me-tell me what

She sat up

Cyn-i just can help it,i have already fallen in love with,U are handsome,brilliant, U have all am looking in a guy,i wish we can start something meaningful, after that kiss i have not been myself
Me-U know we are friends right, i like U as a friend nothing more,more over i have someone
Cyn-hmmmm,but U said U did not have any girlfriend
Me-she will soon be
Cyn-ohhhh now i get,so the advice U were seeking some days back was about this same girl,why are U bothering Urself about some girl who did not give a flying fùck about U,am here for,just ask and U shall be given,and since that day i have been meaning to do this.

She pushed me to the bed and climb on top of me,she kiss me forcefully, i wantto push her away but she came on strong,soon i succumb and start kissing her back,she start kissing my neck,i was aroused,i was hard down below,i grabbed her bùtt,it was so soft and big,she have removed her top already, only with her bra and skirt,her bōobs were tempting, i grabbed them,they were hard,she resume kissing my lips,and try removing my singlet,then my mind drifted to maryam,i don't feel anything for Cynthia,or maybe lust and having sex with her now will make us attached, and she might emotionally blackmailed me,i know i have to stop but my body is saying otherwise, with all my will power i push her away before she pull my singlet off,she fall to my side,i can see the disappointing look in her eyes,i quickly wore my clothes,without any words i stepped out,i went back to my room and slept of...


.....to be continued
LiteratureRe: PERSPECTIVE (WARNING: After The First Paragraph You're Likely To Get Addicted) by SunFlow(m): 10:25am On Apr 07, 2016
UR STORY IS A MASTERCLASS..GRACIAS
EducationRe: HELP! Is There Any University That Offers Aeronautical Engineering In Nigeria? by SunFlow(op): 9:23pm On Apr 06, 2016
THANKS GUYS
EducationHELP! Is There Any University That Offers Aeronautical Engineering In Nigeria? by SunFlow(op): 3:50pm On Apr 06, 2016
Please, your response is needed and appreciated
LiteratureRe: To Love And Leave. (story Series) by SunFlow(m): 8:42pm On Mar 27, 2016
I talk but Ada and Wale Talks... Keep it up Austin
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Jokes EtcRe: Confession Time by SunFlow(op): 9:30pm On Mar 24, 2016
Ekugbeh:
N u b lyk *u mean diz thing was inside?*
Haha
Jokes EtcConfession Time by SunFlow(op): 7:40pm On Mar 24, 2016
There'll always be a time, when you'll perceive the gaseous content of your bowels u just released, then ask "na who mess".. It's happening to me now.... good evening friends
Nairaland GeneralRe: Iime To Think Outside The Box by SunFlow(op): 10:48pm On Mar 22, 2016
Haha my dear you are not for from the truth but u got 0/100 grin
Nairaland GeneralIime To Think Outside The Box by SunFlow(op): 10:40pm On Mar 22, 2016
Can you tell me what goes up and never comes down? grin grin
Jokes EtcNo One Can Stop Our Shine by SunFlow(op): 3:41pm On Mar 19, 2016
It's high time we stand up, look them eyeball to eyeball and tell them to their faces You Can't Stop my Shine...
Note: don't try this at home.

Jokes EtcRe: What A Nightmare by SunFlow(op): 9:12pm On Mar 03, 2016
doshqueenk:
lol? funny. my first tym here too
u are welcome bro!
Jokes EtcMy Terrible Rooomie by SunFlow(op): 9:00pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fire! I reject it! shouted Ola my Roomie who (a staunch supporter and die today fan of CHELSEA) woke up around 2 a.m.. we started praying, binding and casting for 30mins.

I asked him what made him wake up with a start, He answered "Sun, Imagine Roman Abramovich wan sign Arsene Wenger to replace Guys Hindink"

As am typing now, we're in the police station arrested for two fighting.... My first post here... Good PM Nairalanders.
Jokes EtcWhat A Nightmare by SunFlow(op): 8:54pm On Mar 03, 2016
Fire! I reject it! shouted Ola my Roomie who (a staunch supporter and die today fan of CHELSEA) woke up around 2 a.m.. we started praying, binding and casting for 30mins.

I asked him what made him wake up with a start, He answered "Sun, Imagine Roman Abramovich wan sign Arsene Wenger to replace Guys Hindink"

As am typing now, we're in the police station arrested for two fighting.... My first post here... Good PM Nairalanders.
EducationRe: Can I Still Make First Class With This GPA 3.76 by SunFlow(m): 3:59pm On Feb 26, 2016
Just do well in subsequent exams, be focused and with God on ur side, first class is urs... NB: it has never been easy
EducationRe: Guy Posts His Bsc Certificate On Facebook (photos) by SunFlow(m): 3:46pm On Feb 26, 2016
the guy is happy and he wants nairalanders to rejoice with him...congratulations bro.

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