Nairaland General › Hello Nairalanders, What's Your Take On This "Who E Epp" Mantra Trending On NL by SunFlow(op): 7:58pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
this is a forum created for the sole purpose of carrying in depth analysis and reviews on a given topic, but what baffles me most is INSTEAD of contributing meaningfully on a topic, someone from somewhere would type "WHO E EPP"
what's your take on this guy's? note: no offence intended though. |
Politics › Re: INEC Releases Results Of FCT Elections by SunFlow(m): 10:13pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Quakertellicus1: Supplementary elections had to be carried out in some polling units yesterday.....due to violence in some units. What do you expect when its a ruling party.. The rate at which inec renders elections inconclusive is an Avenue for an underground work.... Let's REASON POLITICALLY.. PDP = 0? IN FCT? I DON'T THINK SO |
Politics › Re: INEC Releases Results Of FCT Elections by SunFlow(m): 10:03pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
The result took so long to surface... I thought the election was carried out last week? .... HMMM i comment my reserve. |
Jokes Etc › Helpful Tips On How To Sleep In Church by SunFlow(op): 7:36am On Apr 13, 2016*. Modified: 8:11pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
There's no gainsaying, that people finds it a herculean task to sleep during service in church, here, i came up with some helpful tips to spice up your church-sleeping-life. 1. Locate the front row and sit comfortably facing the preacher/vicar/father. 2. With your hands supporting your jaw, and your legs open, prepare yourself for the next step. 3. Shut your eyes, open your mouth, your ear, shut down your brain and start sleeping NOTE: to make your experience enjoyable to the sleeper and the sleepee, add drooling and snoring and whenever an usher wakes you up, just smile at him with your face full of saliva and tell him/her you weren't sleeping. You can thank me later or what are friends for? Remain blessed.. |
Literature › Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by SunFlow(m): 1:10pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
kayswag726: lol,just keep following, more to come Kilode oga? I don grow grey hair while waiting |
Literature › Re: PERSPECTIVE (WARNING: After The First Paragraph You're Likely To Get Addicted) by SunFlow(m): 11:15am On Apr 07, 2016 |
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Literature › Re: PERSPECTIVE (WARNING: After The First Paragraph You're Likely To Get Addicted) by SunFlow(m): 11:14am On Apr 07, 2016 |
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Literature › Re: PERSPECTIVE (WARNING: After The First Paragraph You're Likely To Get Addicted) by SunFlow(m): 11:13am On Apr 07, 2016 |
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Literature › Re: Life Of An Abuja Boy by SunFlow(m): 11:02am On Apr 07, 2016 |
kayswag726: Episode 12 KEEP IT COMING BRO. more red oil to u. After what happened between me and Cynthia,she avoided me totally both in school and at home,we see each other from a far. Since i can go to their room,Ibrahim and his friends room became my flexing point,after lectures every day,i go there,we gist,play,do other things. One Saturday afternoon, i was washing my clothes in the back yard,then Cynthia and Esther came there to wash too,Esther start asking me why am i not coming to there room again,i told her i was quite busy,i promise them i will come later,we gisted and wash,Cynthia was silent all through, after washing i retire to my room and slept off. I woke up in the evening,pack my dried clothes in and wear some casual clothes,before i went to Esther's. I knocked on their door,Cynthia opened it....
Me-hi,good evening Cyn-evening I entered, the room is very clean Est-hw far Me-am cool,just come to say hi Est-thats good,U did not want to come here before if not i saw U this morning Me-ohhh,i told U already now am very busy Est-okay,no light now nothing to entertain us Me-my laptop battery is dead Est-will U eat semo and egusi,we are about cooking before U came Me-erm erm okay Est-cynthia why are U so quiet Cyn-nothing,am just not feeling too okay Me-eyaa sorry Cyn-thanks Est-U are not feeling fine,we were talking some minutes ago,anyway na U sabi,lets go and cook.
They both entered the kitchen, after some minutes they came back
Est-can U play scramble Me-can i play scramble, girl U are talking to the heavyweight champion here Est- *laughs* no mouth making lets play She brought it out and we start playing, the three of,Cynthia stand up at interval to check the soup on the fire
Est-i won. *tongue's out' Me-see U,Cus' i allow U to win Est- see who is talking, lets go again
I beat her three time,then she surrender, the game was becoming boring,she was not up to the task.
Est-wheeew,baba oooo,U just trash me anyhow Me-i told U so Est-i believe U Me-so next time,dnt challenge me Est- let us hear word because my morale is not high i could have beat U Me- *laughs" Est- so how is Ur girlfriend? Two of looking at me waiting for my answer
Me-girlfriend? I don't have Est-liar Me-seriously i don't or U have seen me with any girl Est-so as U this handsome and brilliant, U did not have a girlfriend Me-having a girlfriend is not like a trophy or anything, its better this way,i dont want some girls drama,so i can concentrate Est-hmmm,food is ready,lets it Me-finally,the aroma have been torturing my nostril since
The two laugh and enter the kitchen,and come back with a plate of semo and soup,we started eating,the food was hot,i was sweating profusely
Est-why don't U off Ur shirt,see as U are sweating Me-nah,i don't want what happened in south Africa then to repeat itself Est-U are not serious Me-by the way the food is delicious
I off my shirt remaining singlet,we finished eating and lie on the bed fanning ourselves,then Esther phone ring and she picked it,after answering she said she want to meet a course mate for some notes,she picked her bag and step out. The room became very silent I sat up
Me-cynthia we need to talk Cyn-okay Me-what was that all about last week in my room,and U avoided me,both in school and at home Cyn-guess i time i tell U Me-tell me what
She sat up
Cyn-i just can help it,i have already fallen in love with,U are handsome,brilliant, U have all am looking in a guy,i wish we can start something meaningful, after that kiss i have not been myself Me-U know we are friends right, i like U as a friend nothing more,more over i have someone Cyn-hmmmm,but U said U did not have any girlfriend Me-she will soon be Cyn-ohhhh now i get,so the advice U were seeking some days back was about this same girl,why are U bothering Urself about some girl who did not give a flying fùck about U,am here for,just ask and U shall be given,and since that day i have been meaning to do this.
She pushed me to the bed and climb on top of me,she kiss me forcefully, i wantto push her away but she came on strong,soon i succumb and start kissing her back,she start kissing my neck,i was aroused,i was hard down below,i grabbed her bùtt,it was so soft and big,she have removed her top already, only with her bra and skirt,her bōobs were tempting, i grabbed them,they were hard,she resume kissing my lips,and try removing my singlet,then my mind drifted to maryam,i don't feel anything for Cynthia,or maybe lust and having sex with her now will make us attached, and she might emotionally blackmailed me,i know i have to stop but my body is saying otherwise, with all my will power i push her away before she pull my singlet off,she fall to my side,i can see the disappointing look in her eyes,i quickly wore my clothes,without any words i stepped out,i went back to my room and slept of...
.....to be continued |
Literature › Re: PERSPECTIVE (WARNING: After The First Paragraph You're Likely To Get Addicted) by SunFlow(m): 10:25am On Apr 07, 2016 |
UR STORY IS A MASTERCLASS..GRACIAS |
Education › Re: HELP! Is There Any University That Offers Aeronautical Engineering In Nigeria? by SunFlow(op): 9:23pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
THANKS GUYS |
Education › HELP! Is There Any University That Offers Aeronautical Engineering In Nigeria? by SunFlow(op): 3:50pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
Please, your response is needed and appreciated |
Literature › Re: To Love And Leave. (story Series) by SunFlow(m): 8:42pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
I talk but Ada and Wale Talks... Keep it up Austin 1 Like |
Jokes Etc › Re: Confession Time by SunFlow(op): 9:30pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
Ekugbeh: N u b lyk *u mean diz thing was inside?* Haha |
Jokes Etc › Confession Time by SunFlow(op): 7:40pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
There'll always be a time, when you'll perceive the gaseous
content of your bowels u just released, then ask "na who mess"..
It's happening to me now.... good evening friends |
Nairaland General › Re: Iime To Think Outside The Box by SunFlow(op): 10:48pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
Haha my dear you are not for from the truth but u got 0/100  |
Nairaland General › Iime To Think Outside The Box by SunFlow(op): 10:40pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
Can you tell me what goes up and never comes down?  |
Jokes Etc › No One Can Stop Our Shine by SunFlow(op): 3:41pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
It's high time we stand up, look them eyeball to eyeball and tell them to their faces You Can't Stop my Shine... Note: don't try this at home.
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Jokes Etc › Re: What A Nightmare by SunFlow(op): 9:12pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
doshqueenk: lol? funny. my first tym here too u are welcome bro! |
Jokes Etc › My Terrible Rooomie by SunFlow(op): 9:00pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
Fire! I reject it! shouted Ola my Roomie who (a staunch supporter and die today fan of CHELSEA) woke up around 2 a.m.. we started praying, binding and casting for 30mins.
I asked him what made him wake up with a start, He answered "Sun, Imagine Roman Abramovich wan sign Arsene Wenger to replace Guys Hindink"
As am typing now, we're in the police station arrested for two fighting.... My first post here... Good PM Nairalanders. |
Jokes Etc › What A Nightmare by SunFlow(op): 8:54pm On Mar 03, 2016 |
Fire! I reject it! shouted Ola my Roomie who (a staunch supporter and die today fan of CHELSEA) woke up around 2 a.m.. we started praying, binding and casting for 30mins.
I asked him what made him wake up with a start, He answered "Sun, Imagine Roman Abramovich wan sign Arsene Wenger to replace Guys Hindink"
As am typing now, we're in the police station arrested for two fighting.... My first post here... Good PM Nairalanders. |
Education › Re: Can I Still Make First Class With This GPA 3.76 by SunFlow(m): 3:59pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
Just do well in subsequent exams, be focused and with God on ur side, first class is urs... NB: it has never been easy |
Education › Re: Guy Posts His Bsc Certificate On Facebook (photos) by SunFlow(m): 3:46pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
the guy is happy and he wants nairalanders to rejoice with him...congratulations bro. |