₦airaland Forum

Arthur 1-G . . .

Retire, shut your mouth and spend(dash) your money.

(We luv you though - short man with 'clout')

Because that's the way the white man has programmed us . . .

Blame 'lord god' (Not God) as no where does it state he gave eve the commandment not to 'chop' from the tree.

The commandment was given to Adam only!

The mistake Adam made was listening to his wife!

But here's a thought - How many of you mugs think a snake can talk?

The drama continues . . .

Mr Funny - Your funny,

(So no gate man to open gate? No house-girl/boy to open door? - Na Wa ohh)

Keep us posted . . ... . . .

Yoruba news - Tinubu sacks 'Ngige'

wankers,

He's on 'lunch break' - naija style.

leave him alone . .. . .

I thought they were the same thing . . . .

Anyway, here's my usual strategy - First you slow down, then at the last minute accelerate towards them and then after you pass (he will jump out of the way then aim his gun) you duck down whilst doing some swerves in the road and be on your way.

The moment the oil well run dry - the muslim north will demand a split!

GEJ - Praying to the jewish god (aka the devil)

I'm not surprised!

So GEJ now prays to the Jewish god (satan)?

Na wa for him and God help naija.

Imagine 'aboki' doing the same - can never happen!

NWANNE BIKO NYE ANYI "the link" - Ozigbo ozigbo,

Dalu,

Chai . . .Willie - No Fcukkk Up ohh!

Dat ure deputy na relation and I don begin calculate next years (8 years) income based on your win (My contracts / subcontracts / sub sub contracts)!

(Ngige na my back up - I get small boy 4 his camp - but forget that cameleon for now)

His name na 'Okeke - Nkem'. (Son of 'Ezue') - He's a 'cool / geniune / humble & smart' guy complete!!

Trust me!

3rd to comment

(why da fcukk is this on front page??)

We can export what we copy - afterall isn't that what China mainly does?

Kingsley1000: Am from enugu-ukwu.I rather vote for a COCK than voting thing associating with obi....He has tried obviously,buh we deserve much better...I must tell u NGIGE'S flag is hovering here in anambra

Your from enugu-ukwu?

And you don't recognise his running mate?

Great speech from a great man .. . . . you see why the west hate him (but luv the retarded GEJ)!

How is your girlfriend??

They've probably already knocked out 1000 hail mary's - priest love money!

Ngige - the ultimate political who.re.

payless: Tinubu in Manchester, UK yesterday.

So they went by train - not even cab?

Tinubu your people wey fill 'Peckham' could have given you a 'card number' to pre book a taxi.

Amaechi - Madam, you cant read my handwriting?

Madam - No oh, I cant read full final stop!

Silly man . . . . .in the end your soldiers turned against you.

Have you not read 'Machiaveli - The Prince'?

You failed to govern your principality well and you payed the price!

Even I know its unwise to continually condemn my subordinates.

Coming soon to Nigeria . . . .

End time things. . . .

GEJ?

Maybe why he wife wasn't jailed after being caught stealing all those millions of dollars?

So Naija 'don' overtake Egypt . . . . . hip hip . . hoooray,

Al Queida must be pisse.d

How much did he 'nick'?

. . . called ignorance,

Lets fight it!

. . .and its now 9 minutes to 11

Spooky,