₦airaland Forum

Beaf Bankole  may be in detention - 

I'm sure he will soon be back.

matemate:
well nigerian would tell you.  Goodluck name have not been working for them .  

My name segun, means victory. So Bill clinton will like my name too.  because Bill Clinton need me to have victory. i am joking.

President 'Becomrichh'

I thought Segun means - See Gun!!!

Dont worry, your time will come with dat your 'Republic'

biachwest:
That joke could only be refered to as an  insult   before u few guys,but believe me majority of wis and todays men and women wouldnt refer those joke as an insult.
U guys are so  weird.
This is 21 centuary.

Rubbish,

Bill is wishing him 'Bad Luck'
Bill is joking about how he and Hillary mock his hats, Swagger
Bill is joking about how if he had his name he wouldn't have been caught getting his 'Dicckk'' sucked,


I dont find any of it funny -  

Re: How Can A Constituency Recall Their Representative?

With a 'Bullet'

(Next question?)

See as dey de mock my president -

B.A.S.T.A.R.D Yanks,

GEJ get Name,
GEJ get Swagger,

johnie:
Is that a tired Obama?

He's not tired - Hillary just slapped him again - 

(Dat Bittch Asss Niggga)

,,,,would have checked Boko Haram 'Ken Saro Wiwa' style.

Useless B.A.S.T.A.R.D - Do me a favour and go find yourself a 'Indian Whoore' like your Papa.

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=686072.msg8481525#msg8481525 date=1307557874]funny ideeot before i came have u not all been fighting since 1960

or was it alj harem that wrote "awo die like a poison rat"

@op

i really do not know why you are thnking like a tribalist since u joined nl

the reality is that majority of igbos do not like yoruba

do not think becaue they are nice in lagos, it means they are nice in anambra

in lagos, they have no choice because it is a yoruba enclave

so is sokoto and kano, they dare not

but on the interent and back in the east, u would see all manners of language against each group like bunch of gosips good luck[/quote]See what he's about - A Very 'Devilish Individual

He's all about creating animosity amongst people mainly of the Igbo/Yoruba tribes.

The worst thing is he's a 'Mongrel' who doesn't belong or can be accepted by any tribe as one of their own.

This moment

You are forgiven. . . .

Honesty is a honourable virtue

(But you should have known ALJ hareem is of the 'Devil' and is a major instigator of 'Evil' thoughts on NL - You became one of his victims following his trash)

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=685320.msg8481095#msg8481095 date=1307552851]Public Flogging, amputation - Are these not too [i]sharia[/i]c?  Is the death sentence not a tad barbaric and worse than looting itself?[/quote]I think that anything less will not serve as a deterent to a 'Nigerian Politician'.

I would even add in the 'Amputation of 1 or more testiculi'

The idea of the public voting for what gets cut off via SMS is innovative.

All 'Churches' in Nigeria are 'Businesses' and so should be subject to taxation. (Minimum 50% of all revenue).

Rather than the money used to buy jets it should be used to help the poor.

Anyway, I'm sure Fashola/Tinubu will soon start extorting taxing the clergy men of Lagos.

1025:
this idea is a good one. since we are all in agreement, how do we pass this to the senate? we can achieve this if these senators will agree on the terms.

The thieves wont vote for it - It should be imposed on them by the Nigerian people.

Again, as awful as it sounds it may be the only solution to the massive amounts being looted.

The 'Military' were never this bad.

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=685320.msg8475088#msg8475088 date=1307481620]^

Or just pay them $1M per annum and make any embezzlement over 1 Milion Dollars a crime punishable by death through public execution.

$1- $100,00 -------->= Firing + Public Flogging

$100,00-$999,999   = Firing + Amputation (btw 100K and 500K you can choose the limb you want amputated, over 500K the public will choose any two out of four limbs via SMS voting)

$1,000,000 - above  = Death by Firing Squad


Death to Looting!![/quote]That could work . . . .

I think it will be beneficial to Nigeria.

. . . . .  I think its a start.

All these 'Billions' being looted cannot go on.

Nigerian Politicians will never give up looting.

Last week he was announcing 'Free Education' for all. . . . . . .

This week he is declaring the state 'Bankrupt'

Does this 'Guy' know what he's doing?

I'm sure by next week he will announce the 'Trebling of School Fee's' in Imo state.

[quote author=Musiwa, link=topic=684431.msg8467791#msg8467791 date=1307392181]so what, I have the right to write what I want. If I was blogging in Nigeria. you can charge me under nigeria law. I am not. You cant.

ok. the internet is universal and people cant get charge for their opposition views.

You see this is the problem with Nigeria. Nobody look at leaders and opposite them. This is wrong. If you people agree with Jonathan all the time. You will not have a better society. You dont have to alway agree to an idea. if you dont like it.


This is what we need to remove in nigeria.[/quote]I dont know how your 'Rant' spilled over into this thread or what your actual greivance is.

You continue to baffle me.

Please note what takes place in the status bar when you click on a link.

Lets see how quick they pull this one . . . . . .

Robbing 'Paul' to pay back 'Peter',

His rash irresponsible decisions will be his downfall.

Like its today GEJ started recieving orders from Washington:

He'll probably return with some 'Goldman Sach' guys Obama recommended to destroy run Nigeria

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:d

The price of CoCoa rose sharply last year and so its easy to see why revenue from its export has increased.

I'm more interested in the volumes - How much did the volume of exports increase last year?

I can bet anybody the volume didn't increase by 47%.

Anyway, given the high price of cocoa presently, it should be a crop we increase production of 'sensibly'.

Flooding the market will bring down the price - therefore we need to produce in such quantities so as to 'maximise' profits to our producers.

Post he map of her compound first - I know you have it.

'Mother Nature' can be a B.I.T.C.H at times - But I understand why.

Its mainly the 'Caucasians' screwing things up and so mother nature should focus on their elimination first.

Bring on the 'Solar Flares' - Their (oyibo) Sun Screen will be of little use but 'Melanated People' will survive.