₦airaland Forum

Sijo01:
The Hero of democracy, proudly representing!
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Carry on our able ex-president. We all including the sai Buhari chanters love you.

Hahaha.. Pro APC, but GEJ is a good man

Truth everywhere in this thread.. The Fulanies controls the political sphere in the whole country and the North.. So there's is that superior feelings in them, though everybody if given equal opportunity will just do the same, so I don't blame them, in fact I appreciate them, because they are smart to make their ways... Kudos Fula!
Yeah! Islam is the binding force along we the northerners, but as some people speculated that after Islam, we'll start segregating ourselves, this is not true, because Islam has already replaced most of our tradition, so Islam, apart from being our religion, is our tradition too, because once you answered the name Muslim, you're a brother...

She says she's on her period and I said YUCK!!!,

Emmanuel602:
Wawa kawai.... Shashasha

Hehe.. Emma ni easy mana... Mu ai duk en Nigeriya ne....

BlackBaron:
Move on dude.
It's a myth if you think females are holy or don't play games too.I once stumbled on a popular but well hidden blog where mostly females (married and singles) narrated their escapades. Just let's say they do it so much better.

Use your head. Take a hike!

That link to that blog!

Ahmed4002:
The Kanuri are tall, with a stately, dignified look. This signifies their pride and appreciation for their past as rulers, as well as their present position of leadership and influence. Many Kanuri speak Hausa, Arabic, or another area language in addition to Kanuri.

Inda watu klewa!

Pillo Jacklen Helen? (It's she from hell? ) Mary? (Abi she needs marriage early ni? ) Sundra? (Really? Any relation with thunder?) Goodness? The Bleep? (Still if you ask, she go deny you ) Ijeoma? Like seriously?......

Pillo Jacklen Helen? (It's she from hell? ) Mary? (Abi she needs marriage early ni? ) Sundra? (Really? Any relation with thunder?) Goodness? The Bleep? (Still if you ask, she go deny you ) Ijeoma? Like seriously?......

Brother.
I sincerely feel you.. Trust me when I say so... Women are generally wicked and deceptive. They control and exploit men through reverse psychology.. They are generally greedy and only show love when they exploit men.. They do many things and get away with it because they are women... Take the western world for example... Also the this book.. The manipulated man... Women are evil ... But not all... I'm lucky to have a caring one.. See saw me through my carrier alone

Huh

Marriage is overrated piece of shitttt in this part of the world....

Bitchesss can do anything for money - Alexander Mahonne

Interesting! Fulani owns and controls Nigeria... That's great for their people, let them enjoy it while it last...
Lucky, tactical and well organized people... #Salute...
Praise from a North East boy!

Imoy:
This is small compared to what is happening in some Nothern states in Nigeria (Kaduna) once dey start that their prayer, even Federal roads are blocked.

Federal road in our fuckingggg land. We do whaat we fuckinnng want in our goddamn land and region. You are not supposed to have problem with us.

raayah:
Very Very bad Advice!

Look, my own mother suffered abuse in the hands of her husband after doing heaven and earth for him. You know what my mother told me one day? She sat me down and said, "Raayah. My husband does not love me, If he did, he will not abuse me like this for no reason".

Weeks after that, She moved out and hasn't looked back. She is planning to return the dowry to his people very soon. Life is so much better for her. No more spending nights at the hospital,(Yes, that's how serious the physical and mental abuse was), no more tears.. Life is good!

If you choose to stay with an abusive man because of the "children" or because you cannot "live independently", then say so. Don't tell women to stay with men with abusive men..
Same advice for men, don't stay with abusive women. They can kill

She dared him by doing what? How many of you will fight an agbero who dares you, or a man who disrespects you, Not a lot!
But when it comes to your wife, she does something wrong, you decide to give her head injury!
All of you justifying this abuse are cowards, yes I said it!

Eyyah.. Sorry you have an abusive home... My Father has never beat me let alone my mother...
I hate feminazist but really, no maan should beat his wife, there are many ways to solve problems than beating...

An that imfamous 'Dogs and baboon will be sucked in blood' means that; Both parties of something is equally going to have the same faith...In hausa, is said as "Kare jini biri jini" So taking is literally is 'Dog in blood and baboon in blood'
The proverb came from the act of fighting between a dog and baboon. Those that know will understand that when dog and baboon fight, both parties suffers, as they fight to the extent of injuring their selfs and there's no winner when the fight ends...
So you can use the proverb when somebody is trying to snatch your girl friend by saying " Tunda ya nuna yana da kudi kuma zai kwache mun yarinya, sai dai ayi kare jini biri jini" Translating this in english means 'Since the man is trying to use the power of money and take my girl from me, both of us will lose her'

wannan yayi Aradun Allah.. Amma akwai kura-kurai achiki....
Mutanena yane to? kufito da kawunanku fa, ga Zaren(Thread) mu a nan.....
Zakarar ka Rakuminka
Meaning: your Cockkk(Male Hen) is your Camel...Literally
but the real meaning is: The smaller you have if it can serve the purpose is BIG

oreos:

BITCHHH, Changing what I wrote is a dick move, well in this case a bitchhh move, so no suprices.
Since you like calling your parent a hoe, I have no problem with that. Get your spermmm filled head with little sense so that your miserable condition may improve...
Ignored! Because this hoe is empty....

oreos:
Hey! product of an incestious relationship, Are you READY for this?

Your momma can go suck your diiick

Your momma is a hoe

Your momma is a biitch

Just because you're are such a product dosnt mean everybody is a taboo like you bitchhh...
Suck dicckkk bitchh, suck it very hard since your life depends on it...
and by the way, just because you're such an oaf and you're life is miserable is not my fault, i advice you to just kill yourself because you're a nuisnce to planet... Dirty Hoe

oreos:
God knows that your momma is a beech
God knows that your momma is a hoe

Hey dick suckerrr, are you sure you're ready for this?
First of all, a hoe like you should be somewhere sucking dick for a living not on nairaland, that been saaid, a cretinous fucktardddd that you are should know that i attacked that bitchhh not her mother, so you as a neanderthal of the nth order should have attacked me not my mom. Though a schizophrenic asshole like you get moved when your fellow hoes are attacked..
So i'll like to advice you to hang yourself if your sorry life of a bitchhhh is enough for you... Now run along and GTFO

God knows i dont trust that beech... These type of beeches are well known in bringing men carriers down.. So Mr. dean, you innocent until proven guilty...
Guys be careful, many hoes around with dark future are busy setting succesful men up.. If you must bang a hoe, get a writing agreement and let the bitchhh sign it, then cpture it on your phone (Make sure your geo-tgging is on) then uplaod it to the cloud....A word is enough for the wise

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melodies:
If the tables were turned and you were the one needing forgiveness and a listening ear, would you ask these questions? You r not the first man with an older wife in Africa! Don't subject your wife to mockery for nothing. Be kind!

Please in this situation, childbearing could b risky, adoption remains d option. Some biological kids turned out to murder their parents, while some adopted became d cornerstone of the parents. I wish you all d best in your decision.

This is simply retarded_ A Man at 60 can still impregnate a woman... So tuning tables around in this case is practically not applicable...
Mr. Man, it's either you adopt a child, or if you really want your blood, then marry another woman or get a baby mama.. These are your options...
Since you love your wife, let her be.

Ohh well.. September on my mind

chris81964:
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After you have done all that calculation, you will know how much in batteries, panels and inverter you need.
Good luck

Thanks Bro

Their country their rules

Nice story bro.. Real, unreal, fiction, imagination, thinking or anything.. I enjoyed your story...

Esdb3:
So there is a tranny in aso rock or how do you mean we are hypocrites here.

technology does not mean we should throw morals away. A woman turning into a man is one of the most basic shii ever!

And we will get there but with morals. It starts with you!!!

Morals is subjective bro.. What is okay in Southern Nigeria might not be okay in the North..

So we don't have to judge these people, let's face our problems and deal with them..

oshaosha2014:
I disagree to disagree. "Hypocritical" that word is over used. Using that word means you cannot think constructively. They are better than you not me. And I do not have to like their way of life.

That's the problem.. You don't like their way of life right? That's cool.. But you also need to tolerate their way of life, in fact these people are in different country with different rules, so we here should not judge them.. What I meant by 'hypocritical' is we have thousands of problems, and instead of we to face them, some of us are busy chasing shadows..

Good