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Please gurus in the house. I I downloaded splinter cell conviction and it's 163 data yesterday. The game is running very fine fine but the screen size was beyond my n3. I downloaded a couple of 320by480 screen size but none seem to work with my phone. somebody shld help me with a link that will work for n3

the bag of GARRI that my father inherited from his great grand fathers. upto now the thing no gree finish

was taking a shorth cut home recently
beside a burial ground in the evening.
some guy was coming behind me and
suddenly turned back and started running,
i immediately turned and wondering if
there`s danger ahead i also started
running after him. then he started
shouting ghost! ghost!! ghost!!! just then i
increased my speed to Gear 5. two other
men and one Lady that had also joined
that short path quickly took to their heels
and was also shouting. we all ran out into
the major road and where panting as
people gathered. people curiously asked
what exactly is the matter and none of us
responded until the guy right behind me
as first broke the silence by saying that he
did not see me when he joined the
pathway so when he sighted me in his
front, he then thought i was a GHOST

hmm, as a qbasic guru

and what am i suppose to do

glee

it has 3g whenthere is no netwk

chai i don suffer watching this game cox the heat and d smell too much

Still while I get myu android n3 for 1200k

grabs a full packed pop corn, sits down, puts on glass, ons the tv, tunes to the game, ons a.c, sits back, relaxs, and starts watching

A fat man saw advertisement"
Lose 5kg in
a week". He called & said I
would like to
join!
Lady: Ok! Be ready tomorrow
at 6am.
Next morning, he gets to the
office and he
was taken to a room. He
opens the door &
finds a hot babe with shoes,
underpants &
shirt saying, "If u catch me u
can sleep
with me!" & the girl starts
running. The
Man starts running but
couldn't catch her.
So, during the whole week
exercise, he
tried to catch her but couldn't
& lost 5kg.
He then asks for the 10kg
program.
Next morning at 6am, he
opens the door &
saw even hotter babe in bikini
saying if u
catch me u can sleep wit me.
He lost 10kg
that week.
So, he thought this program is
awesome!
He requested a 25kg program.
The lady
said "are you sure? Its really
tough!!" "Why
not" said d man.
The Next day at 6am he opens
the door
expecting to see a nude babe
but finds a
nude MAD MAN saying, "If I
catch u, I will
sleep with u!!"
That week, the man lost
40kg........! Happy Sunday

its running jeli bean or rice?

Yes by watching por.n and taking a complete and full cup of Garri

Then they must provide free driver to drive me skul

boko boys sef. na wa oh. that why this ppl r regarded as illitrates. how does islma alows u to kill unjustly. Allah (swa) says, if u moda a single person unjustly, its like u moda all mankind

did u guys know wetin be ugly sef?
been ugly is as follows
1. if u are not good looking and u have a bad attitude
2. if u are not goodlooking and dirty
3. if u r not goodloooking and have low self esteem
4. if u r not goodlooking and smells bad.
i'm ugly,(check my profile) but i feel on top of the world, because i thanked God for the nice attitude he gave me and the talent as well. in my university, there are always people behind me like king, including preety girls as well, so also at home. people always wants me to come to their room, because how funny i'm. Im always helping fellow students with academic problems, tutorials and various phone and pc problems. since now, i already knew most big men in our city, due to talent God gave me.
so to make it short, i.enjoyed and proud of the way God made me, and also happy for giving me that preety girl, that truely loves me the way i'm. thanks

negerians bloods will not flow in vain

i alone have three id's, so also evry garri activist. pls subtract three three for evrygarri activist to get an acurate result

no. but the other way round

kufreabasi: I hail your hand for the post

y must u qoute this long post. are u mad ni?

for not allowing me to quit university, because bad breath is ruining my life

beuaty is in the hand of beer holder

im positive/negetive and so what

Nairalanding - many folk spend their time moderating and at the end got dismissed while the future is gone

pls whr can i get a fresh garri?