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After ''nicki minaj i want to stick my penis in ur anu's'' in fast lane

How can my topics make the front page while i dnt hav d money to pay the mods to tag my stuffs

In islam, what is termed as beer is any substance that affect someone mentality(meaning drunk). One can take a beer provided that he's 100% normal and 100% intoxic, not be confused with half drunk. And any substance that makes someone abnormal in senses is beer, for example even a smell of a flower that can make u abnormal in senses its beer, so this case u have to abstrain from it except in medical condition or anything similar to that.

Ohh Allah forgive me for opening this thread and wasting of my expensive MB, i will not do it again.

COBOL - crazy obsolete borin old language
BASIC - bill's attempt to sieze industrial
control
ISDN - it still does nothing
MPEG - motion picture by educated
guessing
SCSI - system cant see it
DOS -dysfunctional operating system
IBM - i blame microsoft
CD -ROM - computer device rendered
obsolete in minutes
WWW - world wide weapon
APPLE - arogance produce profit losin
enterprise
PCMCIA - people cant memorize computer
industrial acronyms

Y now, one can even strike abeg, cox is commodity to beee

For those of u who have nt see the text under ''dis has affect us badly'' because its hidden, the text is
Re: Are Smartphones Affecting Our
Written And Spoken English Skills?
by Clefcentfelix: 3:55pm
first to comment. placeholladele:
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u're high on rice n stew.
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Re: Are Smartphones Affecting Our
Written And Spoken English Skills?
by Clefcentfelix: 3:55pm
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first?

Quite tru cox i rembrd whn i was wrtng englsh dis yea, instd of schools i wrote .skulls. Its truli quite unfotunt. But as frm nw, i will tri as much as i can to wrte a complt wrd even in a forum o chat rum.

Dan Allah, pack all these ur ex shittty threads in a single thread. Hava past na past. For how long chld ppl be seeing these shitx on FP

Gov. Of Kaduna State- dead (helicopter crash)
Gov. of Enugu
state - absent from Nigeria for over 100
days (cancer)
Gov. Of Cross Rivers state- absent from
Nigeria for over 30 days (kidney problem)
Gov. Of Taraba state- Brain dead (plane
crash)
Gov. Of kogi state- broken Leg and still in
intensive Care (Fatal Car Accident)

Dnt saying GARRI be ur habit because if u grew up and say it on nairaland, dey go ban and turn u to mumu.

Our problems would nt end unless we trow out religion and myths in our political system. Lets take hands and move Nigeria forward irrespective of beliv

Abeg i go seal my mouth for two years

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thank its only 0.1 percent for my statw

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Dig a hole in ya room and be Disposing it there
but serioustly i pity women wo. Haba all dis yawa. Period,stomach pains dis and that.

Let 'em Clear their pics quality, cause it always injured my eye

Abeg, leave dis ppl along. They r d ones that sold their lives in order to save us and protect our properties. Which of the so-called leader can even take care of someones responsibility, let alone protecting his life and properties. Those of u saying that, ''they r corrupt'' dosnt knw what happnd in the north, more especially yobe and borno. There was a time when these cities were not habitable, because evry one fleed,but these men stays there, figthing the terrorists, and at the end they won the war. That was when ppl started cming back from the villiges. So these men were even underpaid, cox their always on death row.

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Im single since i was born

N whr is garrium ft granus-garri4life

Abeg, make the jobless to carry out d operation, not employed once

Okey wo. We @ naija should also vote danm patience so as to promote the country, even in term of improved english speaking no i mean to be first woman presido and see how see can go

Is because sime ppl like <del>TB Joshua</del> or sorry i mean some preachers exists.

Nobody go even by mine sef, but one may buy in order to frigthen his childrn when they misbehave

At last they want to prevent ppl with AIDS to stop driving, nawaoh. This is not fair