₦airaland Forum

lilwetdick:
what do you expect

people lets be realistic in this poor country we are

they are considering the fact that you will be a dependent instead of a provider

DonFreshmoney:
So what do you want us to do?? Give you our sisters or what?

My guy go sit down one side..

jonaifame22:
Any time I hold her hands my preek always get strong, yes she is 19 yrs but the trouble with this gal is that are body makes me loose balance every time I see her,its not my fault I wish I can help the situation....


The first time I saw her,I was in my shop shaping my side burn,when i saw her through my tinted slide door,immediately, I dropped the clipper and ran out like some one who had just seen a shooting star and wants to make a wish, as i ran out and my eyes collided with her yansh sight wise, there was not enough space in the memory card of konji in my brain to store the information of the size of what my eyes have jus seen so that i can masturbate with at night,because it was obvious that her skirt was doing every thing in its power to hold her yansh together,as her yansh protuded from her clothing like the belly of a Nigerian politician who has stolen all our nation's Commonwealth,honestly in my heart, I praised her strength for being able to carry this big yansh every where she goes without tiring out, well.........this was 2 years ago.



Right now, she is dating someone I know, and I can't deny not knowing that they are an item, but we play a lot and every time we play and i feel her sweet body and her lovely pair of breasts against miy bodu,my preek stands provocatively like an angered man in a nolly wood movie reporting to Sam loco on the theft of his stolen goat by his sons the famous duo of aki and paw paw.


I remember a time when she came to my shop and we were playing car racing on my ps3 and after we got tired she went to seat on the couch then I cracked jokes upon jokes and she laughed and she started coughing.

She coughed vigorously her body shook and it made her both breast move up and down and side to side like the duo of the defunct danfo driver group jumping up and down the stage to the tune of their kpolongo song whilst entertaining their young and teeming fans at the star mega jams concert, and right there, there was a turbulent quake in my trousers which can be likened to the one which rocked the prison room which held Paul and silas captive.after she had drank the water,she said to me with teary eyes,". Aaaah Israel you're a goat, you want to kill me with laughter abi , but i seriousIy wish I can spend every day with you.



As she spoke my attention remained on her big breast,as her breasts made her chest region appear full like an offering basket full to the brim In a church's Thanksgiving service where the church members had given their seed to the lord out off their hearts and out of their love for him.


I tried to hold her as we stood and before long my hands rested on her waist,and it slipped to yansh as I rubbed it gently a like a girl rubbing the pot belly of her sugar daddy,and she said to me " Israel please let's stop this mike would not be happy if he gets to know.

I am in love with this girl and I feel she likes me too,because she calls my phone often times and she also calls me pet names like "dear" and I also feel an iota of hope when I hear this pet names,sometimes she allows my hand stay longer on her body,and sometimes she allows me gum my body with hers, and at the end of the day, all i feel is the frustration of my erect preek gnawing at the back of the my trousers zipper,like a goat gnawing at the wall of a barn filled with yams with it's horns. sometimes I feel a lot of wetness in my boxers due to an overflow of sperm erupting from my preek and when such things happens,the inside of my boxer shorts can be likened to a rain forest because every where is wet, but I can not muster courage and tell her to go because even if she has not let me fvck her at least she allows me smooch her, in other words my case can be likened to that of a student who even though has not been granted full admission in to a university at least he has been offered a diploma and he is taking it.



Sade were ever you are this thread is for you,I am dying already like a phone whose battery is on 0% save me wth your Sweetness, or else I'll die

NwaAmaikpe:





There is no greater proof of true love.

Her husband died in 2014, she chose to die 5 years after him.
Not only because she truly missed him but so that she won't be tempted to cheat on him.

Unlike these endtime wives that want to live for another 26 years after their husband's death so that they can use widowhood as an excuse to be jumping from pendulum to pendulum.

The Oputas were the type of parents every kid wanted to have.
But they are a confirmation that having ideal parents will not stop an offspring from being dysfunctional.

But Charly Boy should have atleast buried her on the 1st of January so that her corpse will also see the new year because I ended up not seeing any sense in what I wrote.

GGirll:

edoairways:
What!!!!!

post=85373641:
In 2020 ?!

From all of us @[/color] : Congratulations to

[color=#990000]Kirikasamma people dem o!

Happy Day time Meeting/Discussion!

Ehn Ehn........

gloriaunobi:
That's not my problems but how do I migrate to Canada

favoryte33:
It's a no-brainer for me.over the years,virgins have always been over-rated.Do not get me wrong.In the days of old a girls virginity was seen as a sign of purity but as time went on,the so-called virgins seem to prioritise the myth that comes with their sexuality over the need to hold themselves with dignity. The virgin girls you find nowadays keep drenching in the squirt of their own manipulation which they term sexual fantacies. They pick sex tools as a trusted companion over fellow humans&some,spare not their fellow gender engaging in sexual fantacies which they deny the opposite gender(males)of.They lay humble like sheeps but beneath their thoughts they crave to be devoured like wolves.opportunity just haven't reached them yet. My people,be wise. Now,i challenge anyone to dare debate with me why a virgin should be chosen over a non-virgin.

olril17:
who is talking of a man being a dictator here...u must respect your wife,but as the man u must be in firm and absolute control,otherwise women go just turn u to mumu for house...

even if what you insunate is what I have in mind,must you abuse people online b4 you put your message across?

olril17:
I am not responsible for your misery...
otherwise you will make your point cogently without having to insult another unknown individual....peleee

1bunne4lif:
trying to be happy

sassysure:
Yes o.
Everything u can think off.
He didn't go to antenatal during my first pregnancy. I didnt go at all but all the hospital visits he was there asking questions. Subsequent, he attended.

I only talked about the pregnancy and antenatal.
But, I can as well talk about her obsession.
Either that 1, she is afraid she will lose you as she never expected somebody like u will come her way,
2, she has insecurity problem. Refer to 1. People she trusted has been disappointing her.
3, she has low self esteem, still refer to 1.
And u are making her fear come true by contacting your ex.
As for the aggression, refer to her background.
In all its about, communication, assurance and promise.

Good luck.

olril17:
you have to be hard when u have to be hard..women spots men weakspot and take them for granted

1bunne4lif:
wow! i made it!
i knew this was going to hit front page!
FTC after a long time! guys show me some love abeg

post=85356547:
Here this boy goes again with his tribalistic comments.
We have thousands of yorubas and hausas doing business at Yaba market.

FFK has played with some people's brain the way he feels.
This is the FFK effect.
The Chief Tribalistic bigot.

I have never seen a comment u make that shows u detests what is happening, even the obvious one's...haba

U sef reason na... Is putting on second hand cloths now a problem?
Here d contradictory statement they made...
We still stand against secondhand cloths... (Ban)
They went ahead to say that anyone who transported them legitimately will be restored back....

Haba! Is this not contradicting their stand?

The fact is this, if the 2nd hand cloths are welcome, what custom need to do is encourage this biz people to do it the right way.... Abi 2nd hand cloths don turn to harmful substance ni?

Reason y Igbo's complain is because they are the main people in that line of business.

I know you are a dare devil of APC, but try to be considerate with people's opinions...

Though I'm not a fan of politics, I just need the right things to be put in place... Dats all

You are the same boy that says PMB closed border so we igbos won't be able to travel home for Christmas and different kinda poo!

What some people will cause with tribalistic and religious 'ish' in this nation, they won't be here to see it to the end.

Fair enough.


We can only continue to pray for their likes.


Here is a link to the same thing that happened in the North and no Hausa person dare come out to say the government was persecuting them... That was even over 300 BILLION naira and this Yaba issue is less than 10% of that.
Tribalistic Bigots everywhere!!

lilwetdick:
man i am not living in poverty

i will use this bible passage to illustrate my condition

Proverbs 13:22: “A good man leaves an inheritance to his children's children.

lilwetdick:
or do you think every one wants to live in the outlying areas of onitsha with public yards and shared facilities

he also have to furnished the apartment, or will they sleep on the floor in the marriage

people arent realistic here in this country

the reality is most people earning 30k as salary in this age are still living with their parent, with 30k you cant save especially with the 11.5 inflation rate talkless of getting married.

ednut1:
dog dey chop shit. He go be like aroma

safarigirl:
Next time, Dear Fornicators, please use the term:

"A Progression of Events found me in unforeseen circumstances"

We are going into 2020, we're going to need a change of vocabulary to these cheating stories. Thanks in advance