₦airaland Forum

AchrafHakimi:
Goat 1.30
Chicken 3.75
Draw 2.80
Over 2.5 teeth removed 50.0
Under 2.5 teeth removed 1.20
Over 20.5 feathers plucked 2.50
Under 20.5 feathers plucked 1.80

bet don give you bald head finish

Cooolme:
so I'm considering putting him in a good boarding school cos he's too young to come stay with me at the moment.

Thanks.

Problem solved

money121:
Imagine

Say no to suicide

this is not Suicide. It is Undiluted evil.

ubox:
The Minister for Aviation and Aerospace Development, Mr Festus Keyamo, SAN,

Keyamo the last minister

if you like identify as a TIN TOMATO

Na u sabi

RaymondHarmony:
After buying a new phone or power bank, why is it compulsory to charge it first before using it ?

I make sure I use the battery till it is ZERO then charge it with stable electricity (not gen) from Zero to 100.

Chochovini:
. The thing is, even if you‘re not interested in the offer, why won‘t you just accept it for peace sake, then gift it out afterward?

So I should REDUCE myself to self deceit just because I want to please a woman?

Perhaps that is what you would do but we are built differently and I am not one of those that will take a neighbour's food and pretend to eat it., some even throw it away & That is wickedness.

It is also cowardice and foolishness because you have given her the impression that you accept food and what happens next time? It is better not to start what you can't finish.

If she can't understand my well packaged NO, then she can vex till the sun melts.

Goodday90:
they said they need to contribute some money to get another transformer,7 million I think
No money no transformer
So this got me thinking,whose responsibility is it to repair/replace these things?

and you will see how everyone will start contributing with pain. Some will use the opportunity to extort their neighbours and street people.

We don't ask questions or even bother to STAND for anything in this country. We swallow so much trash in this country.

I remember when such happened years ago. We protested and drew the attention of police and the media. Transformer was brought and installed within 3 days.

Chochovini:
. Why na? If you turn her down by refusing, that will be too embarrassing and trust women, she will never forgive you in a hurry.

1. I don't care about her embarrassment if she can't care about my right to say NO.

2. If my NO has suddenly turned to an offence that even needs her forgiveness, then I was right in the first place by rejecting the food of a grudgy woman.

Genius with a bulky profile. impressive.

Iyke1998:
When she was done buying her stuffs, I then told her that I would have loved to pay for her o, but I don't want her to report me to h er husband.

Why are some ladies like this?

Did she beg you? She didn't!
Is that how you toast babes at aboki shop By telling them you want to follow them home because of food?

What is the head & tail of this your mumu story?

ogododo:
Japakpa jeshe.

and u had to quote everything?

please leave our country for us

accept? nope!

bunch of COWARDS

Bongadu:
She's getting me frustrated, I'm thinking of suing her for not letting me be a presence in my daughter's life

Come back for your daughter when you are grown up. small pikin still dey worry you like malaria.

Neddstark:
At least Tetry G had some good songs and was a sought after producer. Unlike Portable, nil talent. Just noise making.

if TerryG makes 7 new songs, I believe 3 would smash. But here is the thing, no promoters want to work with him.

I was at a club 2 or 3 years ago and Terry came to perform. Everybody was singing freeMadness word for word.... Terry broke down in tears.

Kloenboi:
Test the microphone.

that's the only original freestyle ever recorded in Nigerian music and TerryG was on beast mode. I still have it on my phone.

Dagrin's freestyle on Jimmy jumpoff is Number two.

Itohanmiwa:
I collected and harmlessly invited her in so we can chat a little,
...woke up with both of us naked on the bed I felt sad and disappointed in myself.
... we had sex again before I left.

Harmlessly press your neck there
you wey been don dey pray make the babe come over. There were other girls at the wedding and you had the room wholly to yourself but you didn't channel any of them into your room or get high at the wedding and sleep jeje, you were actually waiting for her to come. But now you want to blame it on the innocent alcohol.

The babe seff na sharp girl. She made sure you went for round 2 so that you will never deny ownership of a baby that was possibly there before you came along. You be real mugu sha.

Oshoboy01:
Presence Redemption Ministry is set to make history in Nigeria and Africa by building a ten million seater camp in Nigeria .

is 10 million not too small?

Headline: Marine Police arrests Marine spirit

dem wan collect work from pastor hand

saphiere:
May God forgive me I mistakenly have a male child I will abort him..

Amen.
And if you forget to abort him, a terrible miscarriage will happen. Amen.

psucc:
I no go gree oooooo
Na to enter bush wait until dem pass.
That way, I no gree for anybody!

Exactly.
dem wan put you inside early grave

NO GREE

very soon, they will have to change the name to NIGERIAN BOOK OF RECORDS.

even if it is the best quality rice, how will it solve the problems of extreme poverty and hardship?

we need long term solutions the people can ACTUALLY benefit from

ahnie:
Send aza maa send money for one cold bottle of mokite or chill hero.

heeeeeero

Powerbando:
u are just a grown up kid, na women dey normally bring out rubbish thread
you should grow up and overllok thing

A baby in adult stature

If you have ever brought out money to buy a pack of handkerchiefs then you would not type this rubbish

Na your type dey wear one boxer with plenty holes for 7 days

it is your type that feels it is only stupid people that bring out money to buy original BYC or FOTL singlets. what a Dirty pig

tyup:
What more can a Northerner like me say other than asking "If she's single and no man has come to pay her dowry down yet"

Abeg who get rope?

astrolite9:
Additionally, his wife is pursuing legal action against Kanye West, citing a loss of consortium. She contends that she has been deprived of her husband’s companionship due to the incident.

bunch of Scammers looking for the bag

Confirm4real:
I no know o but I wan give next year own 2025...

"Laugh With Anybody Wey Follow You Laugh"

so if goat laff give you..... you seff go follow am laugh. No gree oh