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Scent0707:
Chanel No. 5 - The Timeless Classic 🎨

Chanel No. 5 is an iconic perfume that exudes elegance and sophistication. 😉

Chanel No. 5 was not made by a human being. So perfect.

TheBillyonaire:
You did not sell enough ticket. No one will applaud you for empty stadium my darl.

😏🤣😂

do people still steal less than 200 million in this country? Where can you run with 1.9m?

nobody will be held accountable or responsible.

Very long post that dances around the reader without actually pinpointing the solution as per the topic.

HELLO NAIRALANDERS HERE IS THE SOLUTION FOR BEDBUGS.

1. Take note of where the bedbugs have chosen as their base. Maybe bed or sofa.

2. Take your mattress and sofas outside in the hot sun.

3. Get a bucket you hardly use, at least not for drinking water. fill the bucket with water.

4. Get a brand new bottle of SNIPER and turn it into the bucket of water.

5. Get your gloves or anything to cover your hand.

6. Get a neat rag.

7. dip that rag into the bucket. Use that SNIPER WATER to mop the mattress till every surface and corner is soaked. Do the same for all your pillows and Sofas.

8. Leave them in the sun to dry.

9. While all those stuff are still out in the sun, go back in your house and put half bottle of SNIPER in half bucket of water. Use this water to clean your wardrobe and other furniture. Use the rest of the water to mop the house.

NOTE: this best works during dry season for fast drying because rain fit mess you up.

I am furniture boss and home decor boss and this is how I wipe out bedbugs for my customers.

interesting.

how 50kg of rice went from 7k to almost 60k.

Nigerians are strong oh

You need to ask Jason Statham how he did TRANSPORTER 1,2 & 3 without going to the filling station.

Jaybuoy:
Finally these guys will get paid after the payment providers cornered the funds for months. Money that was already available.

I remember they tried to rope Dbanj in on this matter

NDLEA better show us her picture where she is holding a white board just the way they publish other criminals pictures online.

No special treatment

Varunpulyani:
Ebonyi is still backwards amongst the eastern states because of pride

where are you from?
you judge the development and progression of an entire state on the basis of the construction of an airport and you think that is a clever analysis? I was expecting something intelligent from you but you have just proven yourself to be empty and undeserving of any further mention.
Take your demeaning, beer parlour talk to your kindred and measure yourselves.

NOTE: I am not from Ebonyi, I just dislike Idiots that feel they are better than others even when they have no verifiable contribution to the wholistic development of their own community.

Minime10:
As soon as they dropped you off, you should have raise alarm to safe the other lady nah😭 thank God for your safety nonetheless

all of dem dey the game together

Aremwayne:
It will never be well with those who supported APC.

we are yet to see any PDP or LP member that will stand up to reject and speak against the purchase and sharing of the new SUVs in these harsh times. They are all the same.

Note: I don't support any political party

Sadly people still earn less than 30k per month. Poverty full this country

Reminderz:
the ones that said we don't need men will be immediately sent to do the dangerous jobs only men are put into while her fellow feminists in crime will be made to join her...

A list of jobs that would be so suitable for our darling feminists :
1. Working 300 meters above ground, Cleaning 50-100 storey building office windows.
2. Laying rail road tracks
3. Plumbing jobs (any one at all)
4. Handling excavators in emergency search and rescue situations.
5. Operating 80% of driving schools. (will such a day ever come?)
6. Owning a furniture design and installation company (where all the workers are female)

😂 we love feminists

this aunty is still talking about DATING

Reminderz:
I'm only concerned for the men that spends just to impress the woman to sleep with her, they are the enablers of this attitude of people who feel that they are naturally inclined to a man's earnings... If you want to fvck a girl, why must you feel the need to financially impress her before you think she will agree to your demands?

I can't even be friends with such men. Such a man can run you down (betray, ruin business, steal, lie, and even kill) just to get a senseless tiny attention or rating from a female.

just 10M? You need to aim higher.
With less than 200k, You can make over 300M before November ends.
Simply use the 200k and buy a mask and water gun then start robbing all the banks on Lagos Island. Simple.

Rtk4:
Please ignore the news... Nepa brought a very high current which caused many houses to burn. The people who lost their lifes where caught up in the inferno of their various houses... That's where i stay.

na wah o. nobody will be held responsible for the release of such dangerous voltage

Back then, when concorde is flying over your roof, YOU MUST KNOW

Spendthrift32:
I pray they finish this work fast and create more opportunities for us researchers in Nigeria

time will tell. they might just abandon it along the line and use the rise in dollar as an excuse just as many other abandoned projects in recent times.

I am more interested in opening ceremony and commission of project. we don see ground breaking ceremony taya for Nigeria and I hope this one reaches completion.

annoyance every where

this girl and her funny name

FreeStuffsNG:
Their family is so messed up!

the most amazing part of this story is this. When you call the younger sister or the randy husband aside to ask her why she did this, the cow will start saying all sorts of stories to justify this and there are some people that actually support them. After all, the wedding was attended by some people.

hilarious

Surface2AirToto:
more Lamentations

your name is just so fucking funny. 😂

abeg which one be SURFACE-TO-AIR TOTO again? is it a russian anti-aircraft misile? WTF?

advert money

very good. She is the new NIGERIA POLICE MASCOT.
see the Nigeria police colours on her clothes.
BLACK, YELLOW, BLUE & RED. 🤣

Meanwhile Messi is on vacation

obembet:
Educate me small about Kano abeg

Kano is a little bit like Lagos especially with the way they build houses and their streets. The level of business there will remind your bank account to go to the gym.
Nights are somewhat quiet except in some specific areas so that means your flexing is time regulated if you don't have a car.
Another thing. I have not seen the type of Mosquito I saw in Kano, any where else.

But Kano is among my top 5 places in Nigeria.