₦airaland Forum

D1ck:
Are you handsome yourself?

Check it out handsome guy ever.

#1. Ugly girls will tag 95 people in a pic and still get 2
likes, Probably from her family members.

#2. When a group of girls wanna take a pic, they
hand over the camera to her..if you're that girl, then
you're ugly.

#3. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in
a public bus, then you have to do something about
your looks..

#4. Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your
church, they always select you to play the role of
avwitch, vampire or demon.

#5. Most girls with sweet names on fb like "mo
cute","pink Berry","Sexy Diva Queen","Nicky" are
usually very ugly.


Add urz

AN OPEN LETTER FORM CARD READER TO NIGERIA
OUTGOING PRESIDENT.MR. JONATHAN

DEAR SIR.

My name is CARD READER i was born and brought up
in Europe. I am one of the numerous children of
computer family. I attended school of Trust
technology where i was awarded PROFESSOR OF
TRANSPARENCY,I have worked in so many reputable
Nation both in Asia,Africa and Europe to wipe away
corruption in Elections. Sometimes ago Prof.Atahiru
Jega came request my service to come and help you
sanitize the forthcoming Election in your country. I
honoured the invitation because of Prof.Atahiru said
you want to conduct historic credible election in
2015, sir the election is approaching now and you are
saying YOU DON'T WANT ME AGAIN. Sir what have i
done wrong? Why do you hate me all of a sudden?,
don't you want a transparency Election again? You
don't like credibility again? You hate me to the
extends that you want sack my quadrant or,Prof.
Atahiru Jega all because of me? Oga wetin i do you
na?,please allow me to do my professional
assignment to conduct free,fair and credible Election
come 28/3/2015 and 11/41/2015. I know you might
not know my zeal as a PH'D holder but prof.Jega
who is in the same level with me as professor in the
same political science know my strength and
credibility in terms of Free,fair and credible election.
Mind you sir that it's a great taboo for me to be
reject,i have come to stay,i must conduct this
Election to save Nigerians from slavery.

Thanks
(Yours sincerelly CARD READER).

lautech

This guy is going crazy day by day

Those guyz above me can't av a longer life as buhari

O God

Here is your servant, who sacrifice him self his fellow
country men & Women, young & old, christian &
muslims, north & south as well as west & east.
O Allah!
Protect him from all evil attempt of those who do not
want him to be in existence.
If you really need change,

type Ameen,
please!!!!

Ekundayo

these folks really want to apply wisdom they better
start investing in the NIGERIAN PRISON SYSTEM
because all things being equal i see a lot of people
in there for "stealing" sorry "corruption"

afuye:
Even 50% of politicians posses this qualities

you mean my presido also

where is keshi plzzz

can u tell me OBJ don't av influence.... all the way from OWU to KANO... Goodluck in trouble.




GMB all the way

shoot and end up in jail...

Useless goat

lol... nothing wrong but me... lai lai

ronald4lif:
Okay no wahala bruv, nothing do us

Alright

ronald4lif:
Okay let's both grow up then.

You see, we have seen exactly same post like this twice in the last week and it's becoming amateurish. But perhaps you didn't know about it before bringing it up again. No hard feelings bro

just feel like posting it.... since it sound funny to me

ronald4lif:
Okay let's both grow up then.

You see, we have seen exactly same post like this twice in the last week and it's becoming amateurish. But perhaps you didn't know about it before bringing it up again. No hard feelings bro

just feel like posting it.... since it sound funny to me.

ronald4lif:
How about growing up mate

The same way..

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're
Capable of killing me... It's Over!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting u. I
smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!

3. You don't even respect me, I'm talking and you are
busy breathing? It's over!

4. So now ur drinking coke that has another man's
name
on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us.

5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I
can't
trust alcoholics with my future kids.

6. They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking
chicken, you want to kill me? It is over!

7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You
lack
patience.

8. Why are you using broom to sweep my room when
you know I support PDP? It's over.

9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want
our
children to be short abi? It's OVER.

10. I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm
the
ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over.

11. You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God,
then who am I?


Park ur things!

so pretty

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOUR BANK DEDUCTS
₦1000 FROM YOUR ACCOUNT FOR GEJ’S
CAMPAIGN?...


Be sincere… What will you do?

Youth indeed

and so....

General live on Aijazeera TV

[quote author=hazyfm1 post=30449902][/quote]MY Election day Pledge!
*********
I pledge to Nigeria my country.
NOT To vote JONATHAN and SAMBO ,
To gentle, loyal and faithful on election day.
To vote BUHARI and OSINBAJO with all my
strength,
To protect my vote and uphold no violence and
trouble.
To defend my dear Country NIGERIA..
So help me God!

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/175777-cambridge-university-provides-details-buharis-wasc-results.html

That ur link is not acceptable

How Gej Has Mismanaged Our Economy.

Hahahaha Please just see Transformation train of
Goodluck....
I can't stop laughing....

shikaan:
Hmmmm may God save us.

I know u are just deceiving yourself with your campaign u are not a true Member of KOWA Party.

A new, grisly beheading video from ISIS includes a direct
threat against President Obama and is one of at least
three new warnings from the terror organization, including
pledges to kill Jordanian and Japanese hostages if a
hostage held by Jordan is not freed.

In a new online video discovered by the Middle East Media
Research Institute (MEMRI) on Tuesday, three Islamic
State fighters stand behind a kneeling Kurdish fighter as
one of the extremists launches into a diatribe against the
U.S. and other Western nations.

“Know, oh Obama, that will reach America,” says one of the
fighters, clad in black and wearing a balaclava, in a
translation from Arabic provided by MEMRI. “Know also
that we will cut off your head in the White House, and
transform America into a Muslim Province.”


“Know also that we will cut off your
head in the White House, and transform
America into a Muslim Province.”

- ISIS fighter in new beheading video

The extremist also issued warnings to European nations.

“And this is my message to France and to its sister,
Belgium,” he said. “We advise you that we will come to
you with car bombs and explosive charges, and will cut off
your heads.”

The video fades to black as one Islamic State fighter
brings a knife up to the unidentified Kurdish fighter’s
throat.

In a separate online message, Islamic State warned
Tuesday that a Japanese hostage and Jordanian pilot the
extremists are holding have less than "24 hours left to
live." They demand that Sajida al-Rishawi, a woman who
has been held by Jordan for nine years after she admitted
her role in deadly attacks at Amman hotels that killed at
least 57 people, be freed in exchange for the men.

Al-Rishawi, who Islamic State calls a “sister of the
Caliphate,” was sentenced to death in 2006. But, that same
year, Jordan imposed a moratorium on the death penalty.

"Any more delays by the Jordanian government will mean
[that] they are responsible for the death of their pilot, which
then will be followed by mine [i.e. my death],” says a voice
believed to be that of Kenji Goto Jogo, one of two Japanese
hostages shown in a video released a week ago, along with
a demand for $200 million from Japan. "I only have 24
hours left to live, and the pilot has even less. Please don't
leave us to die."

Jogo is a freelance journalist who was captured in Syria
late last year, after reportedly traveling there to try to help
Haruna Yukawa, a private soldier who had gone earlier to
fight and was captured. Yukawa is believed to have been
beheaded after Japan refused to pay the ransom.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/01/27/isis-threatens-obama-japanese-and-jordanian-hostages-in-new-online-messages/?intcmp=trending

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Attempts by Bishop David Oyedepo of the Winners
Chapel, Ota, Ogun State, southwest Nigeria, to make
members of his congregation pray for President
Goodluck Jonathan to win the 14 February
Presidential election backfired on Sunday when some
members refused to stand up from their seats to pray
for Jonathan.
Bishop Oyedepo had asked members to stand up to
pray for Jonathan who came to the church for prayers
to win the election, but some members of the
congregation who were not happy with Jonathan’s
performance refused to stand up. They remained
seated and refused to pray for Jonathan.
This did not however stop the prosperity preacher
from praying for Jonathan.
Worshippers and clergymen got more than they
expected with the visit of President Goodluck
Jonathan to the headquarters of the church, located
in Ota, Ogun State, western Nigeria on Sunday, when
the church was hit with condemnations and criticisms
from Nigerians.
President Jonathan, with some of his aides, the Chief
of Staff to the President, Jones Arogbofa and the
Executive Secretary, Christian Pilgrim Board, Mr.
Kennedy Okpara, worshipped at the church during its
third service after they arrived the church premises in
a helicopter.
A few minutes after his departure, however, the
internet went buzzing with the news of his visit as
bloggers latched on to whatever they could gather.
Many of them ended up misquoting and misinforming
the public thus resulting in the outrage that greeted
the President’s visit.
Nigerians were provoked by the statement falsely
credited to the General Overseer of the church, Bishop
David Oyedepo, saying he would open the gates of
hell upon anyone who opposed Jonathan’s re-
election.
Some of the bloggers even claimed that he warned his
church members against voting for the candidate of
the All Progressives Congress, APC, Muhammadu
Buhari, and that anyone who went against this
remains a candidate of hell.
The bloggers’ false interpretation of Oyedepo’s
admonition irked Nigerians who saw this as an affront
on their mentality and wondered if Oyedepo was God
or if he actually had the keys to hell.
While some Nigerians said they were shocked that
Oyedepo could make such a comment, others went
comic calling him a man of “small gods.”
Unfortunately, however, many of these bloggers and
news writers were not in the church during the
President’s visit, but they all attributed their news to
sources within the church.
Our correspondent who attended the third service of
the church which was also attended by the President,
his aides and politicians in the Peoples Democratic
Party, PDP, from Lagos and Ogun states, reports that
the drama however began from the church.
Before his preaching during the service, Bishop
Oyedepo had given President Jonathan the
opportunity to address the congregation.
Spending very few minutes, Jonathan, who said he did
not want to say much so that Nigerians would not
think he only attended the church to campaign, urged
the members to pray for the country ahead of the
general elections.
He said his call for prayers was necessitated by the
various predictions by leaders and clergymen about
the elections and their outcome.
“There are various predictions concerning the election,
but I trust God to take control of the situation,”
Jonathan said.
He also commended Bishop Oyedepo for his
commitment to God’s work and to education, adding
that only through education of its citizens would a
country develop and progress.
“I commend Bishop Oyedepo for his commitment to
the work of God and education, without education we
can’t achieve much,” he added.
While some of the church members were excited to see
Jonathan, others grumbled, saying he had suddenly
turned to the Winners Chapel after he discovered that
he is no longer welcomed at the Redeemed Christian
Church of God since a senior pastor of the church,
Prof Yemi Osinbajo, is now the running mate to Buhari
who is contesting against Jonathan in the election.
Some also whispered that the pastors in the country
were not helping matters as they are not acting like
prophets and leaders in the Bible who spoke truth to
people in power.
After his speech, the Bishop asked that the church
members stand up and pray for the President.
He asked that since God always answered prayers of
the church members, they should pray for God to give
the President the wisdom and strength to rule the
country and the unusual grace to lead the nation.
Our correspondent noted that while many stood up
and prayed fervently, some sat down, while some used
the opportunity to pray for themselves.


http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/01/26/oyedepos-church-divided-over-prayer-for-gej/

http://saharareporters.com/2015/01/27/bishop-oyedepos-church-divided-over-prayer-president-jonathan