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Emceecee:
Have you read this post, I think you'll find it inspiring

https://www.nairaland.com/5780636/lost-job-girlfriend-dumped-me

Thanks boss, I'll go through it. May I know why my write-up reminded you of the thread?

If everybody in my village gave me a dollar for every time I thought of her — I'd be a millionaire and still have enough millions to spend on helping poor people like Dangote. Unfortunately, the stinginess that lives in the heart of men breathe fire than a dragon.

Last night, I spent tens of minutes of my life thinking deeply about her and how better my life would have been, if only she said 'yes.' As I kept my eyes glued to the screen, the thought of her sent smooth and peaceful touches all over my body, my heart dancing like it would pop out of my chest, and my hands itching to grab her.

What is so unique about her? Why does she seem to be one of those treasures I look at, and believe she'd surely make life better for me? That feeling is something even Mama Safiyat has never been able to replicate; even with her large mammary glands dangling around my face.

I couldn't sleep, saying her name in my mind made my ear vibrate, I stood up and went to the bathroom. As the water touched my body, a sweet sensation flowed through my body, and I wished I could stay in that bathroom forever. I wish she could just appear at that moment so I can grab like a beast but gently like a lioness would do to its cub.

Just as I came of the bathroom — I saw her. I wondered if I had offended my ancestors, of all the evil in this world, why should it be her?

It was none other than poverty.

I was devastated,
heartbroken,
and completely immobilized.

Where is she that gives me hope?
Where is she that makes my rod stand like the rock of Gibraltar?
Where is she?
Where is money?

I could feel anger flowing like electricity through my veins, with the speed of lightning, I attacked poverty, lifting her up so high and let her fall back with her big butt hitting the ground first.

"Die bítch, dieeee!" I yelled as I choked her on the throat.

Suddenly, my door exploded, and masked men dressed in black came attacking with guns, "Let her go now!" One of them yelled at me.

Our contact is in my signature, please stop going through all of this unnecessary frustration. Imagine legitimately hustling and having to go through all of this hassle.

Our contact details is in my signature.

cheehummer:
Publishing fiction is very different from non fiction but the initial process for selfpublishing applies. Go to Amazon bestseller list, study the category and genre. Assess your skill level, in which of the genres can you write an 'okay' book?
Let's say you pick domestic thriller, select several self published books from the top 100 list, read them and see if you can reproduce something similar in length, character type, book cover and blurb.
Then u send to beta readers and editors for serious polishing of the manuscript.

Hm, thank you ma'am. Where do I even get such money for that? Anyways, I'll find a way... If this guy can write fiction stories with AI, I can do it with my brain. That guy made me send me my outline and ghosted me, I'm sure he used my work to create a story.

FreeSpirited:
This is a very quality Article... I will be surprised if the writer is not a Veterinary doctor. The person then must be brilliant

It's AI generated with a good prompt.

Amazing, God be praised! Damn... It just inspired a story in my head.

cheehummer:
Sp sorry about this. You must be devastated. House, what can she do? Any alternative to kdp?

Hi. Good morning, ma'am. Please can you share a video (although I would appreciate your own knowledge) about publishing fiction books on Kdp?

I had my best friend create an account, but I'm totally occupied with other things because I don't trust KDP. So I wanna just go into fiction writing to reach my full writing potentials. That way, even if Kdp bans the account, I might be able to sell it.

iLegendd:
Please, guys, don't forget to stream my latest release. Song out on all platforms. I have put so much effort in recording this song in my studio in California last summer. After months, the song is finally out.

https://suno.com/s/sQEVbRetTLtjMvmy

This is actually good , AI will become sentient one day .

rentAcock:
I make N50 million every month on onlyfans and that's not too bad for a male performer in Africa. And you won't believe what I do to make this money. I flirt with my female customers in pidgin English. 95% ofy customers are in the U.S, Europe and the Caribbean. Thanks to afropop and our movies going global, these ladies just wanna hear me flirt and crack joke with them in pidgin. It's strange but I'm not complaining.

Wow.

I just realized... No scratch that! Let's say my laptop has been one of my obstacles — so fúcking slow. Thinking about how it hangs reminds me of my first PC, that one was 2gb ram, and that shít was crazily slow.

Whenever I remember the stress it caused me, I'd feel better because at least this one is 4gb but I can't keep using it to edit my vids. I now realize why I spend so much time doing basic things. I kept trying to edit the vid using free canva because as you know I'm literally broke. I don't have a penny.

I use my voice since my accent is pretty clear enough... anyways, I downloaded canva on my phone and continued the editing and everything started going smooth. Damn, so my PC's ram has been the cause of my misery.

I'm so grateful to Momma, she was the one that advised I buy a phone when I got my first royalty. No regret so far. So yeah, after I downloaded the vid on canva, the audio got corrupted. You know what I did? I removed the audio (i.e. my voiceover) and downloaded it, then I went to inshot to finish up the whole thing . I loved that feeling when everything came out well .

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I love how undisturbed I have become, since I started becoming serious about controlling my mind. I have no regrets on finally making a deeper research on Andrew Tate, initially I found those Zoom Bomb YouTube videos where they used his funny videos to bomb people's video chats but now, after discovering videos where he teaches business and self help shít... I feel happy knowing plenty of people think like me.

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I no longer allow negativity, overthinking, or depression and anxiety to weigh me down. I feel more purposeful and not bothered at all. Love it! I now see depression and anxiety as motivation.

Dopeboy8701:
U no see soldier for him back

All of those images are AI generated including the texts. Although I don't know if the story is real or not.


Edit: I stopped reading when I got the part where they arrested those people. Stupid concocted BS.

MY DEADLIEST ENEMY

I am my deadliest enemy, it's so sad how I'd be 100% determined at the beginning of every challenge and then, I find myself giving in to stupid habits that are detrimental to my mission. I have noticed this pattern billions of times.

I love to talk about intentionality but I feel like my willpower isn't as strong as it should be. I'm where I am because I have not fully mastered my inner self. For years, I have been living what I call "fast life," I no longer have that patience to slowly read a book, articles, and so on and indulge myself deeply in the process. It's like I'm always rushing through everything...

Even as I'm writing this now, I have to constantly remind myself to slow down, and immerse myself in the process. Something deep down tells me that my inability to build a strong financial ground is deeply rooted in a concept that surrounds this habit. I can sit down for hours working on something but never make significant progress because my mind is busy wondering around the woods.

Fúck OCD, fúck anxiety, and fúck depression! I want to be able to sit down and think deeply and craft a perfect plan like a genius. I still have self doubt within me, it's hiding deep inside so I never notice. I want to let go of perfectionism, it's bad for me. Tell me, how's it possible that I'm so broke I can't afford airtime?

Tell me bro, does this look normal to you? Absolutely not!

Why's my mind always racing? Why do I give in to bad habits even though I'm actually aware at that moment that I shouldn't be doing that? Yes, I have been having terrible body pains these days, but I just don't believe I'm being hard on myself. Laziness is trying to swim and sink in my brain, it's trying to make up excuses why I'm stuck, and why my intentionality is not needed. Búllshit!

Nobody is to be blamed but me—I'm the reason our mother is still overstressing herself! I feel so guilty because I know how powerful my brain is, I have seen that motherfúcker do unbelievable things. It's like I'm scared of something. Okay, I literally set those goals few days ago, and it feels like I'm slowly giving up. Or maybe, I look down on myself so much?

What exactly is wrong, Lord? Why is it so hard to break out of this cage? Or maybe, it's because I'm not acknowledging the fact that I'm literally starting from scratch. I came from the bottom of the bottom — the rock bottom. I can't even point at someone in my family that would lend me N100k willingly.

Why is it so hard to break out of this cage? Why am I giving in to my bad habits? How would overthinking help me? Maybe that's the reason I have been experiencing severe migraine and stomach bite for over a week now. I can't keep doing this.

I need to:
Be more intentional, I don't care if OCd hits back. If it means planning my day religiously and whatever I do (even how I eat), I will do it.

Do things immediately and forget about perfection. If an idea comes in, and it's good, execute it immediately. My major problem is that my laptop hangs a lot when I edit videos but that's not an excuse.

Be brutal, no more waiting for some miracle. "How do you plan to make money?" Writing and YouTube, and then diversify immediately! Straight answer! No more "God will blablablabla." God will do that when you put in insane work.

Practice deep work. Whenever I'm working on something, I must make sure my attention is fixated on it. And let's see I wanna edit a video, 90% of my time should be spent planning how I would go about it—getting the pics, vids, texts, ready. Then, next, we execute. I must stop getting into something before planning. That's stupid. Even if it's a very little task, I must make plans.

Go back to the Wim Hof breathing exercise. I need it.

Let's do this.

Someone reached out to me and tried to give me some tips to recover my Kdp account but unfortunately, none of those accounts were terminated for the same reason as hers. So, I just couldn't waste my time in exchange for another disappointment.

Then, she introduced me to another biz which is still focused on writing. I was really amazed someone would do that for me, yes, I'm like that... I'm often blown away by kindness. I promised myself that I wouldn't let this opportunity slide. She even gave me the course for free even though it cost her tens of thousands of naira. I have been going through it.

Hopefully, it pays off... It has to, it will.

franchasng:
The day Igbo man will become President of Nigeria, Nigeria will become celebration nation.


Nigerians have done Nigeria so much bad by not making an Igbo man Nigeria's President.


Igbo esika, doings everywhere, from Africa to Europe, America to Asia, Caribbean to Australia, Oceania to Antarctica


If you are not Igbo, make sure you marry Igbo or make a correct Igbo person your best friend, this is not an advice, it's a commandment

Bro

lovethtalks247:
We also talked about that in the community. The goal is to reduce the frustration for most youtubers

Yeah, I understand... I joined one back when I was a teenager, way before it became trendy. It was frustrating to get an entire different audience who have no interest for the content you make. Lol. Just take your time, make good contents, and you'll surely get an audience.

I have seen funny scenarios where people record with their blurry webcam and still get tens of thousands of subscribers. YouTube algorithm is insane.

I'm a YouTuber but I'd prefer to get real people who actually subscribed because they love my shít. I want long term fans so we can grow together.

columbus007:
The simple reason is.. Black people are naturally dirty, you can't find a white guy who uses towels and find stain in it, that's why they don't like us.. Simply truth.

Wow, I finally met the guy whose picture represents stupidity.

I knew my life was cooked when I began to feel anxious as the thought of setting a target came up . It feels like whenever I set up these targets, these demons starts working overnight. They be like, "Oh yes, our favorite common loser! This dude can't just give up? What's wrong with this loser?"

Okay, I know I'm not supposed to be pessimistic but this shít just hurts. The crazy thing is: I'm literally what you'd call "fanatic introvert" but somehow, these problems find you where I'm hiding — under my momma's bed . Do y'all motherfúckers have no shame?

Anyways, ummm... bro, we got to go again... I know I preach about being intentional often, Lord please help me. Yeah, I'm shamelessly asking for help — fúck atheism. I don't care if you exist or not, still gonna ask for your help. You were there for me when I had nothing, when I made my first $100 (which is literally peanuts), and even now, I have nothing. I can't give up.

I don't want to write much, dawg... I just need change. I'm really scared and anxious but here we go...

I need to be strategic if I must win this war. Enough of being a loser. I won't upload any videos until I have actually created enough videos to put out.