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bea1234567:
Oh ok.. I didn't know it was possible sef.

I thought of a plan yesterday night.. here it is:

I want to tell my aunt in the US to open kdp account in her name and details for me..

But I'll be writing, formatting and designing the book covers.. after which I'll send to her to publish

The only work she'd do will be to publish the books (of course, I'll guide her through)


How viable is this plan??

bea1234567:
@SuperOnyi

By the US account, do you mean the account was created by someone in US or you used US details to create it?

Because I have someone in US and I want to ask her to open kdp account for me there..

bea1234567:
Guy don't give up.. it was you and ilegend that motivated me to start kdp..

I'll soon be going into YouTube also.. there's a lot of money to be made online.. don't be discouraged my guy..

You have received payments from Amazon but I'm yet to receive my first payment sef.. at least you reaped the fruits of your labor

Even Bible said it that nation can be punished because of one person's sin..

As for me.. once I get a new fone like this.. the rate at which I'll churn books out eh.. them go hear am. I've even written out some books just to upload them (Amazon can't ban my account.. I won't say more than this to avoid expos ing the method I'm using.. only an OG in the game will understand..

The benefits of this method I'm using is that you can do most of the things you wouldn't have done if .....


My last advice to you is.. don't put all your eggs in one basket.. Expl oit the system until you get what you want.. the world is a jungle.. eat or be eaten.

WIZGUY69:
Sorry about your ordeal once again bro.

I'm not sure anyone has suffered in the hands of kdp more than me.

But I have tasted their royalties that's why I didn't back out.

My best advice is; Create a fresh account
Follow due process
Make all information genuine and accurate
Publish 5 solid books.

Leave the account, don't do anything on it again.

If you have an extra phone, do everything on it and put the phone back in the carton.. you will just be checking the royalties time to time..

bea1234567:
Nigerian ip don cast.

Use your number six and act like a Nigerian..

WIZGUY69:
Kdp is the most toxic platform in history.
If you'd the most littlest mistake, your account will be terminated, if they'd the littlest mistake too, your account will be terminated.

One can't dispute the fact that there's money there if you are lucky.

Krak:
D2D will ban your account immediately they detect that you are from Nigeria.

HelenaWills:
You don't have to do anything to get terminated.
Mine happened in 2022. I lost over 1800$. I swear.
KDP be damned.

cheehummer:
Chai.
Didn't know this was your second account. I think it's related to the tax issue?
I didn't bother trying to do mago mago on that one. I let them take the 30%.
Still talk to them and if you manage to open another account don't do the tax thing. It's not worth it.

Emceecee:
As long you're alive it is not over. Look for somebody that doesn't have anything to do with kdp like a student or a worker who has valid details use that person's details all of it to open a new account change everything let nothing relating to you be there a new email name passport everything. Basically it is somebody opening an account with his own honest details and you using it to publish your own books. Make sure this time to be as honest as possible, and work with that. If you need someone to do that for you, work something out with him.
No labour is better than kdp, so just try again. KDP are not targeting you, they are just looking out for their customers, so if you can make them money 💰, they won't reject.

evb2000:
It is quite unfortunate. They are now running amok on Youtube.

cheehummer:
The self-publishing career is quite straightforward. Notice that I referred to it as a career. Treat it like a business: create a honest, high-quality product that you can be proud of and that others will be willing to pay for. It should be a product you can display with pride anywhere.

I have never encountered any issues with my Amazon account. I use a pen name as do almost everyone. If you are going to do this, put your head down and do it well. Honestly.

At least we have a lot of success stories here to inspire us.
Apologies if I'm being too harsh. We're all here to learn

evb2000:
Sorry abt this.

smartlad:
cuz you nigerians r scammaers

WIZGUY69:
What did you do that made them terminate your account?

SuperOnyi:



What do we do? They keep terminating our accounts, my account got terminated this morning.

cheehummer:
Congratulations

SuperOnyi:



Day 5 and Day 6

A 'mama' gave me a portion of some balm and told me to lick it and apply it on the part I was feeling pains. I did so already. She said it was okay even if I was fasting... Yeah, I have been having this sweet but somehow painful sensation when I'm almost done urinating and my stomach and waist hurt so much. I'll be fine — this is military living.

SuperOnyi:




Some of the challenges has been stopped indefinitely due to health issues. We will only continue the masturbation and porn Challenge.

Sapiens3:
Sorry bro. Speedy recovery

Seunomobo:
What about the Nigeria Men that are beasts in both Nigeria and Africa....?
What goes around comes around, if a man is good to a woman, she will never turn on him when given the opportunity.....
I'll do same to my husband when I move abroad......I don' dey plan am since.

KennethIbe59:
Boss the is sold for $13. Please can you send it to me
i4greatness1@gmail.com

Thanks

SuperOnyi:



Day 5

https://www.nairaland.com/8375148/painful-reason-keep-pushing-it#134633450

SuperOnyi:
Day 5

Columbine:
Yeah! Slow and steady. Been pushing it.

SuperOnyi:



Day 4


https://www.nairaland.com/8374008/women-hero-villain-not-using

I kept pushing it in despite the pain and now it kind of hurts...

Tell me what is life without the mixture of these interconnected experiences? People ask me how I'm doing, and I reply with "I'm good...just in my default state of emotion — sadness." And they wonder why any person would choose sadness over happiness.

Just like the lizard who falls from an iroko tree and pats himself on the back, I have fallen countless times and despite dealing with depression and anxiety, I got back on my feet. I have learned to accept sadness, anger, depression, and anxiety as companions so when happiness, joy, and good times come — I'll cherish them wholeheartedly.

A lot of us wanna be successful or achieve something great but lack the temerity to withstand pain. Without pain, would our early ancestors have made it out of those fights with wild animals? Pain was like the body's alarm, alerting them that they were in danger and they either had to fight or flight. Most times, they had no choice but to fight and win.

We must learn to accept pain with joy, and make something great out of it — not sitting down and crying about it for eternity like Africans crying about colonization. That pain is alerting us, we can either use to face the pain and absorb it or flight only when necessary.

The problem is: even though life is literally an unserious project that transformed into a success, the seriousness we have had to deal with has made us forget that life is so unserious — I mean, nobody makes it out of life alive. This is a reminder to myself to accept the pain and while it's good to stay disciplined, don't be too hard on yourself (this is not an excuse to be lazy). Life's a movie, there would be moments you'd appreciate and love so much and moments you'd want forget and avoid but that mixture is what makes being alive INTERESTING.

So, accept each moment, every pain, depression, anxiety, OCD, and etc, imagine you never knew they even existed. My abs hurts so much right now but I accept that as part of life, I feel anxious but I accept that as part of life. Why? Because I know these are fleeting moments, even if they stay in my head forever, it doesn't matter — that is life. For example, I just realized my hair itches whenever it starts raining, I never cared about this until today — it's crazy! It was clear to me that life needs permission from you to screw you up until you accept mediocrity.

Do not allow your emotions ruin everything you have been working for. You'll hear voices like "Man, fúck this thing. I'm tired." and "Why all of this suffering?" — it's okay. Don't stay down for too long. I have very few things that motivate me to make more money and almost all of them are about others (momma, family, helping etc). But listen, sometimes motivation would not get you there, and that is why I preach about discipline. With discipline, you can stay focus; and believe me, STAYING FOCUSED is a dangerous SUPERPOWER that not a lot of people have.

One of the main reasons Nigeria and Africa is still stuck in this position is due to lack of focus. With focus, you can graduate to obsession. This is what you need. You have to be obsessed about what you need, if you have never been called crazy or weird, then you're not there yet. Motivation would fade away, your discipline could be get shaken, but with obsession, even the devil would call you "crazy" and carefully step out of your way.

At that stage, you no longer care about the pain, depression, anxiety, and etc, you have accepted them as companions. You don't even care if you die in the process, you enjoy every step (even if you don't want to) — yes, you're literally a soldier obsessed with wars at that stage.

Listen, life is not meant to be easy or hard. No one has the original rules that was set up by the creator of this universe. Enjoy the process, find out what works, and intensify. Life's too short and that's the beauty.