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invite her again, drug her, rape her, then report to the police

la click la break

i thought @importexpert is one of nairaland bot, never knew the moniker belongs to somebody, because u are the 1st to view every thread without commenting.

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Since D&C is now cheaper than condom to you, what do u want us to say,

sternosa:
Hello house,
I've been dealing with anxiety attacks for about almost two years now and I would appreciate advice on how I can tackle or cure this?
This attack has constantly caused me to feel inferior and restrict my physical movement countless times.

1. what triggered the first attack,
2. when do the attacks occur and what situation triggers it currently.
3. is it severe,
4. have it happened previously or is their a family history of anxiety attacks.

Flashh:
I trust Bayarn. If it were to be them, they would have trashed Madrid like 3:0 before 90 minute. When Ronaldo isn't even in the match.

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ObaKlaz:
By all means, YES. Defeating Barca and Bayern made them potential UCL winners, unlike R.Madrid, who whipped 'almighty' Shaktar, Malmo, Wolvesburg and Man, City!

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Baddestguyp:
but you know he's the flop of the match right? check ratings

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darkenedrebel:
Real Madrid escaped by the skin of their teeth!.

What can I say?.
Congratulations to Madridistas all around the world.

At the end of the day the beautiful game of football triumphed because both teams were truly masterclass!



PS: Luis Suarez is still the prohibitive favourite to clinch the 2016 FIFA Ballon d'or.

Ronaldo fanboys should take that off their minds to avoid disappointments in the not-so-distant future.

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rape her

always wailing

hkidola00:
well as for d HIV and std stuff, I met her a virgin tho and she ain't gat dose

dont toy with ur life, Hiv and Std knws no virgin. Are both of you the same place everytime. infact do you knw that 70% of hiv/Std infections are as a result of trust.
BE WARNED, HIV NO DEY SHOW FOR FACE.

hkidola00:
abeg fear don land my head o, I just saw a topic now concerning teen pregnancy
I practice withdrawal method with my babe (pulling out the pennis from the vaginna before ejaculation).....but yesterday, we had sex and it was very very sweet dat I noticed I'm about to cum so I released very little inside her before pulling out which I now released plentier on my hand.....pls my fear now is dat hope she cant be pregnant....shes 18 and I'm 21 tho...*sigh

Why will an educated man practise withdrawal method, is it that:
1. You are nt afraid of Hiv
2. you are nt afraid of std
3. You want to impregnate the girl
4. Condom is now more expensive than Abortion.
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Mean while congratulations Papa Junior

Hybrid600:
Was chilling with some friends when some other guy joined us to seek advice

He plans to marry his long time girlfriend but he is Catholic and She is a Living bible church member.. She wants the marriage done in her church but his parents wants a Catholic marriage...

What will you do if found in same position as the guy?

they should do it on a neutral ground (Shrine)

gblaker:
Jesus is not a prophet neither is he a servant of God. He is the son of God. The third person in the trinity,

jesus is
1. a prophet,
2. a servant of God,
3. The son of God.
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Even the bible says and supports it.

Slikbae:
Listen to yourself. Child marriages are sanctioned in Islam, particularly by your prophet Mohammed. You cannot refute that. You cannot refute the fact that Mohammed married a 6year old and raped her (statutory rape) when she was 9. You cannot change the fact that Sharia law allows it.
You saw how your Muslim elders reacted in the case of ESE Oruru. They were all in support of it.

But in Christianity, it is a big NO!

during pre-islamic era the age of consent was judged by the age at which a girl attained puberty (7-14)years. this marital arrangement also took place in USA until it was amended in the 20th century, muhammed could be excused for marrying a young aisha as culture demands then for both muslims- christians, jews and pagans, The blame should be on muslims who have decided to continue a practice which is out-dated, and refuse to follow the current trend.
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Remember that during that period christians where also allowed to take child bride once the parents agrees that the child has reached puberty.
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imagine how christianity will be like if we decide to emulate the life of the early popes.
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I knw that one day this child marriage of a thing will stop.

Sweetguy25:
https://assets.weforum.org/editor/gq1hle4CXtLIr2WLYW74ucosNtr157OYZFE8zKeg2P0.png
1. Ivory coast - 4.8 Billion dollars
2. Tanzania - 4 Billion dollars
3. Senegal - 2 Billion dollars
4. Djibouti - 393 million dollars
5. Rwanda - 1 Billion dollars
6. Kenya - 7 billion dollars
7. Mozambique - 2 Billion dollars
8 - Central African Republic - 300 million dollars
9- Sierra Leone - 601 million dollars
10 - Uganda - 3 Billion dollars

What exactly is Buhari's excuse? Why can't Buhari, Osinbajo and his economic team admit that they're incompetent and seek help?

cc: Lalasticlala

why nt tell us the following also:
1. Their source of revenue
2. their import dependence ratio.
3. exchange rate

in civil war there is nothing like unjust, it is the winner takes it all.

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craigkoel1989:
before when i got angry with her and we started quarelling she would rain abuses on me calling me all sort of name and would be really harsh.but we always reconcile shortly.but these days whenever i get angry and even abuse her she just tells me not to get angry and that she is sorry up to the extent i become guilty.i have even asked her if she is ok and she says yes.what do you think is responsible for her change in character

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jubebaister:
A female neighbor of mine came into my room this night to drop the Seasonal movie she collected from me. The sound of the music was high. I didn't lock my room. I stay in a self con apartment. I was bathing the door slightly closed. She came in and noticed I was bathing. She tip toad and started peeping I did as if I didn't see her. Silly girl.

If u want to knw what happened next...

To be continued...

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Anger is brief madness, Control it or run mad.

la click la smoke condom.

fearNORTH:
News reaching us says that the 'Cow-Mander in Chief of Fulani Earsmen' Buhari has been admitted to the hospital for the treatment of his ear infection.

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coded01:
UCL 2016 - Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid...

Why has EPL failed woefully in recent years?

because its their turn to fail woefully.
madrid also failed woefully btw 2002-2010. bt today they are back and better.

coded01:
Valencia vs Real Madrid 2000


Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid 2014


The only way there haven't been 4 Dpanish winners in the last 16 years is the same Spanish side... Not even an EPL can do that!


How many EPL sides won the UCL in the last 16 years?

3 Epl sides have won the champions league in the last 16 years and 5 clubs overall.
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Did man utd nt stop chelsea? it prevent them frm trying harder and winning it later,