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An STi for sure or Pregnancy. judging by ur narration it seems u still have unprotected sex in this hard time, since ur first point of call was pregnancy test, Pls do use protection next time to avoid had i know. unless you are married.
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LIFE IS IRREVERSIBLE.

La click la dullard.

face of kerosene scarcity 2016.

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picture of the G~spot and U-spot or adonbilivit.

Sheriffaine:
Anthoine Griezman had outshine CR7 yet he won't get d award bcus CR7 na UEFA pikin

where and when did he outshine ronaldo

agbajesaid:
Please Nairalanders, i'm in a hot argument with my cousin here concerning who is the COMPLETE & BEST striker between SUAREZ & IBRAMOVICH. Using usage of LEGS, HEAD, ACCURACY, CONVERSION OF CHANCES & every other thing to judge a striker as criteria. Please click LIKE for SUAREZ and SHARE for IBRAMOVICH. Thanks. Note: disregard Zlatan performance today and assistance gotten by Suarez from Iniesta, Messi and Neymar. Just consider INDIVIDUAL talent.

ibrahimovic is the best individually, in terms of technique, dribble, free-kick,conversion rate, attack awareness and physicality etc.
Suarez is better in terms of teamwork, creativity, mobility, stamina and positioning.
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But ibrahimovic to me is better individually because of his attack awareness and strength.

Op i smell lies.

hmm, Obituary announcement, Rip

The Argentine failed to make the top three for the Best Player in Europe accolade in favour of the Real Madrid duo and the Atletico and France striker Lionel Messi has been left out of the top three shortlist for the UEFA Best Player in Europe Award, with Cristiano Ronaldo, Gareth Bale and Antoine Griezmann in the running. Messi was not even placed fourth in the long list of 10 candidates as Barcelona team-mate Luis Suarez bumped him down to fifth.
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Ronaldo is favourite for the award, having led Real Madrid to their 11th Champions League win in 2015-16, before being crowned European champion with Portugal after seeing off France in the final at Euro 2016.
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Bale, meanwhile, also won the Champions League with Madrid, while inspiring Wales to the semi-finals at the European Championship.
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France striker Griezmann lost the Champions League final with Atletico, and was also on the losing side to Ronaldo at the Euros, although he was crowned top scorer with six goals.


The award, which Messi won last year, is voted for by journalists from UEFA's member nations. Gianluigi Buffon, Toni Kroos, Thomas Muller, Manuel Neuer and Pepe were the other players on the long list.
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The winner will be announced on August 25, the day of the draw for the Champions League group stage.
http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/13762/uefa/2016/08/05/26237562/messi-snubbed-as-bale-ronaldo-griezmann-up-for-uefa-best


Lalasticlala

u have tried ur best, leave the rest for God.

truthmans2012:
Na lie !!! Terrorism is native to islam.

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority".

Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"


Sahih Bukhari (52:220) - Allah's Apostle said... 'I have been made victorious with terror'

Sahih Bukhari (52:177) - Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."

Bukhari (8:387) - Allah's Apostle said, "I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: 'None has the right to be worshipped but Allah'. And if they say so, pray like our prayers, face our Qibla and slaughter as we slaughter, then their blood and property will be sacred to us and we will not interfere with them except legally."

Thank u, tell them, afterall yahweh is different frm God.

terrorism has no religion,

Joshuabase:
Could you list at least one of these 'artifacts'? And arguments that verify their authenticity?

https://www.ucg.org/the-good-news/surprising-archaeological-find-proof-of-jesus-existence
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www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/7-important-christian-artifacts/
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www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/people-cultures-in-the-bible/jesus-historical-jesus/did-jesus-exist/

Joshuabase:
One of the major reasons I became an atheist, was lack of evidence.
But a lot of people here might ask - "Lack of evidence of what exactly?"

Let's go back on time, 14th September 2013. I was googling arguments to use against atheists much like what winner01 and kingebuka do on a daily.

I typed the words "Extra biblical evidence for Jesus' existence" into google's search bar. I felt very confident that when Google returned the results I would have the ultimate weapon to use against atheists.

To my dismay, I got nothing concrete. What the Bleep!? I thought to myself, Jesus spoke to 5,000 people twice! He brought someone back from the dead, he claimed to be the son of God and for some reason, even Pliny the younger was more popular than him.

I couldn't accept it, I tore the entire Internet apart. Looking desperately. And do then it dawned on me. If Jesus were an actual historical figure I shouldn't have to look this hard. I came across josephus' Antiquities of the Jews. Not good enough, Josephus didn't actually meet or knew Jesus personally. . His documentations were based on third hand accounts and were subject to Christian interpolation.

Roman historian, Tacitus in his book ANNALS mentions a man crucified called christus by pontius pilate. Once again, based on more third hand accounts.

What about the people Jesus interacted with? The pharisees, surely they must've documented h the existence of a man claiming to be God?. They didn't. . There is no historical 'First hand account of Jesus' that exists in history apart from the synoptic gospels. I had many questions, but above all I was afraid of going to hell by questioning the Bible and the existence of Jesus. So I stopped researching and purged my mind of blasphemous thoughts.

That day, I might not have realized it but atheism had successfully taken root in me.

many of such evidences were destroyed when the roman emperor wanted to make christianity the state religion of the roman empire,
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also his real name was nt jesus, the christus the historian documented about fits in as the bios of jesus since his name was translated frm greece to english.
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bt there seem to be many antifacts and old arts and cave drawings in support of his existence the survived.

wEsOmE:
please i need ideas its an assignment.. thanks

The Leader of Indigenous people of Biafra was granted bail by the court, but the federal government has refused to release him. Discuss

whats my reward. hunger de o.

ayotrey:
im gonna use myself as an example. you see, socipaths are everyday people, its not written on their foreheads. a sociopath lacks emotions. i am so dark in my heart i dont feel anything..ever. i lack normal human connections and emotions. i wonder how i will marry, cuz that girl may kill herself after a while. i have no real personality, i just chameleonize my way through everything. if u meet me, i swear u will fall inlove with me at first sight. im very very goodlooking, forget photos i even look better in person. im the kinda guy everybody stares at, my face is hard to ignore i bet u. if u say hi to me, i can be so warm, funny and cool. u would think "wow i love this guy" people even compare me to 2face idibia. but im really a sociopath and i dont date cuz i pity the girls so much, i dont wanna scar them for life. the only girl i tried it with today hates boys cuz of me and she advices everyone to stay away from me. so before u start crushing on a guy pls try and read between the lines.

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So obituary announcement is nw allowed on nairaland.

eyeview:
Immediately I saw ur moniker as reading the post,I just knew that a tribal bigotted dimension must emanate from you. And in a few seconds,you proved me right. Your hatred towards anything igbo is quite pitiable.
Tell me,did an igbo guy break your heart at one point in your life? You know Jesus can heal all wounds,right?

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la click la lai muhammed

many are mad, but few are roaming.

Djbond:
Good evening..
I hate to bring this up but there is an adage that says " we don't hide a painful hand under the cloth" ..
I'm gonna make this brief, So so just started dating this girl about few weeks ago ,..and the first time we had unprotected sex after twice protected.
Well my first sex with this girl, I saw a strange thing, after the sex,I saw 3 drops of blood on my white underwear (singlet), I asked her what was it but, she said nothing... Again few days ago same thing happened,, this time around, it was unprotected,...I asked and she replied "Nothing"... I don't know what to do.. Any help?

unprotected sex after just two weeks, my brother u no like ur life abi u no de fear Stds.

i blame GEJ for this.

BizLifeE:
I love my girlfriend and she, undoubtedly loves me. But she sometimes demands gifts or money that I can’t provide instantly; yet she keeps up with me.

I’ve told her that I’m unable to carry all her responsibilities, but will always try my best for her. I thought she understood.

However, there’s one problem: Whenever I want to enter her after we’ve caressed and I’ve become high, she’ll ask me to promise to provide her with what’s difficult for me to provide quickly (like an expensive Android phone, money for business, etc).

Why would she do that when I’m very high sexually and desperate to enter? No matter how much I beg her, she’ll refuse to open her legs until I promise her. All these have drained my savings and income.

I know that it’s spiritually dangerous for men to promise what they can’t do when they’re on top of women, but I can’t always control myself whenever I set my eyes on her naked, sexy and tempting body.

If I delay her when she needs something, she’ll simply wait till when we’re to have sex, and she’ll then demand that I mention a date I’ll give her; otherwise, there wouldn’t be any real fun.

My woman wants me to promise her before I enter, should I agree?

What can I do? I’m helpless! - Contributed



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why do nuns and rev sisters cover their head?. Did muhammed force them to wear it or they are too lazy to care for their hair?.
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https://peacethought.com/images/nun2.jpg
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https://peacethought.com/images/hijab2.jpg

SexyRat:
Each time am lock up with a lady in romantic way which make me to have hard Attention and I fail to ejuculate, I usually experience this sharp pain on my scrotum.

Experiencing the pain now cos I was with a lady today . What could be the cause of the pain and is it normal?

it is called BLUE BALLS. google it urself.