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breaking news:

manchester police have released the cctv footages of sir alex(godfather), fletcher(godson) and david gill(top boss) abducting dimitar berbatov.

sir alex appears to be carrying an assault rifle with darren fletcher as the look-out man.

a scene from the kidnapping yesterday.

photoshop.

saha is on pay-as-u-play at everton.

this fotoshoot was taken before saha was flogged.

the 8th wonder of the world was how he passed his medical.

sir alex taking the piss on daniel levy on sky sports news.

@ tkb417,

i am just excited cos it's berbatime.

i need u to do me a favour, please spot berbatov/manucho in this fotoshoot.

tkb417:
The top four clubs in the EPL are arguably the richest clubs in the Premiership.
Man City will join the league with the money coming from Abu Dhabi.

In Europe, the most successful clubs are Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern, United, Liverpool, AC, Inter , and Juventus.  They are also in the list of the richest clubs in the world.

Money will not automatically guarantee success but without money in football, you will be nowhere.

ask Pompey, West Ham, Twente, Deportivo, Hether BerlinThey'll be quick to tell you, the difference is not being able to compete with the big boiz in the transfer market.

Maureen, SAF, Hitzfield, Ancellotti wont be who they are if they are 'saddled' with clubs like Burnley and co. Money makes the coaches job a bit easier

u hit the nail on the head.


                               van der sar

  brown              rio             vidic                evra


          scholes/hargreaves            carrick/anderson


  ronaldo                    rooney                       tevez

                               
                                berbatov

@ chamotex,

many players were like new signings in 06/07 because of their long term injuries the previous season.

paul scholes, ole gunnar solskjaer and gabriel heinze went on a long term injury in 05/06 and were re-energised for the new season.

vidic and evra joined in january before the start of the 06/07 season.

louis saha had his longest spell on the pitch at man united

ronaldo and rooney matured in leaps.

all these factors contributed majorly to ferguson's success in that season.

you cannot win any title in this league without money.

@ chamotex,

without money, u cannot be successful.

anderson + nani + hargreaves + tevez(loan)=£60 million.

hargreaves alone costs more than the first team of many premiership teams.

the only reason united don't get the stick for their spending is because they are squandering their "own" money.

would man united have won 2 titles without the £60 million injected into the squad last season?

chamotex:
Close doesn't count, winning it is the koko

Arsenal were once close too. Just buying players doesnt mean they will achieve success. Real madrid had the so called 'GALACTICOS' a few years back and didnt win anything for about 2 years with players like Zidane, Ronaldo, Raul and so on. Its about how they blend and if they have the right manager.

Claudio Ranieri couldnt do anything with Abramovich's money.

what got manchester united 2 titles last season? lack of funds?

u need money to compete these days.

tng:
Common somze, don't be so pessimistic. true, we didnt get what we wanted but I think our present squad is good enough. we could use the sinclairs, faims and co when we need to. Its not all doom and gloom.

peter kenyon should be sacked.

sinclair, faim and others are untested.

chelsea's biggest problem is lack of creativity.

chamotex:
First of all, have they won the CL?       NO

they will get there one day.

chelsea were closer to winning it last season than arsenal have ever been in their history.

p.s. kevin keegan has been sacked as newcastle manager

chamotex:
Money can't buy u success

have u forgotten chelsea so quickly?

tkb417:
erm, with the new money in the City of Manchester Stadium, in 2 seasons to come, the nomenclature of the famous top four might change
whos going to drop for City to enter?

the rags--arsenal.

i think we have the new money-bags in manchester.

dr. sulaiman al fahim is taking football to greater heights.

the new city owner is making an audacious £120 million bid for cristiano ronaldo in january.

excerpts from the interview:

"Ronaldo has said he wants to play for the biggest club in the world, so we will see in January if he is serious.

"Real Madrid were estimating his value at $160 million but for a player like that, to actually get him, will cost a lot more, I would think $240 million.

"But why not? We are going to be the biggest club in the world, bigger than both Real Madrid and Manchester United.”

It is thought a transfer fund totalling $450 million has been allocated for the next two seasons, by which time is “expected” that the club will be as

successful on the pitch as manchester united and chelsea.

sir alex ferguson is a genius.

it is now dead certain united will retain the title with the addition of dimi berbatov into the squad.

man united now have the 3 most potent strikers in the premiership as far as CREATIVITY(scoring/assists) combination are concerned.

2006/07

berbatov(12 goals + 11 assists)=23 points

rooney(14 goals + 11 assists)=25 points

ronaldo(17 goals + 14 assists)=31 points


2007/08

rooney(12 goals + 10 assists)=22 points

berbatov(15 goals + 9 assists)=24 points

ronaldo(31 goals + 5 assists)=36 points

they have been the best forward players in the premiership for the last 2 seasons.

sir alex, you are god.

dyabman:
you are just a simple IDIOT!

another simpleton bawls.

ndumart:
I totally disagree that Utd is a one man team. Manchester United has won matches which Ron didnt play or matches where he was anonymous on the pitch.

Ronaldo's goals last season would have counted for nothing if our defence line wasnt water-tight. He could score 100 goals in a season but if Manchester United fails to make any impact then his goals are worthless. The team arrangement perfectly suits Ronaldo. He has Tevez and Rooney who are more midfielders than strikers, these two usurp Ronaldo's role thereby given him the chance to score goals.

Ronaldo will qualify to be man You's mainstream if he saves a goal, takes the ball from the defence through the midfield, to the attack and scores a goal. and he must do this in at least 40 matches and Manchester United must not lose any match he plays. Until he achieves this feat, Ronaldo remains a unit in a whole.

man united walloped roma @ ot without ronaldo in the q/final of the champions league.

hargreaves and tevez gave a stellar performance which left everyone gobsmacked.

united cannot be a one man team. it is a unit-if one piece gets missing the unit won't be the same.

rival fans are confused.

these are their many theories concerning manchester united as far back as 2006.

--ronaldo gets missing in big games(arsenal @ the emirates, liverpool @ anfield, barcelona at camp nou/old trafford)

--without vidic, there's no man united(middlesboro @ the riverside stadium)

--without rio, there's no man united

--rooney is the main man at man united(ac milan @ ot, games against the big 4 in the last 4 seasons)

--tevez is man united's saviour(tottenham @ white hart lane, blackburn @ ewood park, liverpool @ anfield)

--sir alex ferguson is the soul of man united.

theories, theorems, gnosis, heresies, fake analysis will always gobble out of their mouths but these people don't understand what works.

if ronaldo played in rooney's absence last night and united lost, they will still say rooney is made for big games.

they cannot make up their mind and one would think united have never won a game in ronaldo's absence or never lost a game with ronalo playing.

@ vicade,

united is not a one-man team.

how people keep screaming ronaldo ronaldo ronaldo is a bit folly.

i thought ronaldo played against the hammers last season(did united win?), against man city at old trafford(did united win?)

what about the match against chelsea at stamford bridge?

united lost the game last night because there were not too many superb players on the bench.

there was no hargreaves, carrick and a traditional centre forward(saha) against tall zenit st petersburg's tall defenders.

man utd will win/lose games with or without ronaldo.

didoflex:
THIS IS THE AWARD FOR BEST FORWARD IN THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, NOT THE EUROPEAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!


MARKED DIFFERENCE!

he won 2 awards.

the best forward in uefa champions league + uefa's european club footballer of the year.

it is different to ballon d'or.

it seems robinho will not be moving to chelsea again.

after madrid saw what they face in the champions league, it's expected of them to back off.

selling robinho without a replacement will be folly.

i hope the deal stalls. i love seeing a pissed peter kenyon and his egg-shaped head.

louis saha set to move to everton?

united have agreed terms with everton but subject to a medical.

i don't think the move will go through because saha is never healthy.

if he moves, it will clear the way for dimi berbatov.

less than 72 hours to go, will united land berbatov?

nairalanders and virgin topics again!

it seems most people don't have anything else in their heads.

virginity is the lack of opportunity to shag.

let no one gloat on a public forum that he/she is a virgin.

last time i checked, hymens don't give cash at the atms.

Dr Kitaun:
God bless u jare !

I wonder whoever told all these people that success at club level coaching translates to national team coaching level 

it's interesting.

chelsea will fall apart as soon as man united get all their main players back into the team.

it is so difficult for any team to compete with sir alex's management in the premier league.

Hannibal:
We don't want Berbatov. . . . . How about Osaze??
There's Vagner Love and even Benzema!!!
We are too slow with this striker search.

you don't have to worry anymore, hannibal.

manucho has been granted his workpermit.

skysports news reported that yesternight so things are looking okay for man utd.

how about this?

xyoung:
[center]PREDICTION AFTER THE MATCH[/center]

1.Carlos Dunga Losses his Job after another dissapointin Olympics Performance
2.Leo Messi is awarded FIFA player of the YEAR 2008 ahead of CR
3.Samson Siasia is made Coach of Everton F.C after Firing David Moyes
4.Ronaldinho retires from Football and concentrated on a career in PIMPING
5.Fiorentina buys OBINNA nsofor
6.Dream team 4 guys are given non-existing LAND in ABUJA
7.The Plane bringing those naija Politicians from Beijing Crashes in the ARTIC OCEAN
8.Belgium Players are imprisond for crashing out woefully
9.Ogbuke move to TOTTENHAM SPURS
10.John Bench OBI Michel losses Wife/babe due to ABORTION



can u beat it

u got jokes!!!

another brazilian sees red.

brazil down to 9 men.

nigeria will be down to 6 men if they man-handle the argentines.

vichel:
messi is incredible, i wish d guy go get red card!, if he's out hen we gona win easily!

we need messi out for the final.

nigerian herbalists should start cooking.

lucas of liverpool sees red. he couldn't cope with argentine's trickery.

brazil down to 10 men and dunga looks stunned.

nigerians should start praying messi catches a virus.

how do u cope with his sheer brilliance. he likes to run with the ball and luring defenders to kick him.

any freekick will likely lead to a goal. bring him down in the box and its penalty.

mark zonally and riquelme's passes will split nigeria's defence into two.

penalty for argentina.

argentina have humiliated brazil.

get too tight on the argentines and they win penalties.

riquelme is poised

goal

3-0

McKren:
They are not unstoppable.

If we crowd the midfield, have our wing players supporting our wing backs defensively and vice versa.
And then hit them on the break and take the match to them we can beat them.

If we play as we played against CIV, we will beat this argentine team

civ don't have lionel messi(arguably the best players in the world).

the italian defence(world cup winners) will sweat to cope with messi never mind nigeria .

should argentina win this game, it will be their 11th consecutive victory.

lets be objective. argentina are favourites.

brazil hit the woodwork.

ronaldinho's freekick and the rebound was goal bound until pato touched it to scoreline assistant ruled offside.

things are not working well for brazil.

this is the game of the tournament so far.

scores remain 2-0.

onyinye2:
I told yal. Argentina sees the field as a math board. Just look at the way they work the field.

you said so.

argentina are slicing brazil apart.

the triumvirate of riquelme, aguero and messi is deadly.

how can nigeria cope with these world class players?

goal

argentina scores again.

2-0

sergio aguero.

the way messi danced around the brazilian defence is just outstanding.

siasia has tremendous work to do. messi versus okoronkwo is like maradona versus eguavoen.