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noetic:
lol

#14 is the smartest on the list.

he flirts and he sleeps with any beautiful woman that lets him.

don juan!

do u snore, toh??

victoria beckham-bones

shilpa shetty-too much curry

estelle-i'd rather date a goat.

kate beckinsale-too pale. not sure she's got blood.

makosi(BBUK celeb)-national tart.

ini edo-too razz.

i am number #14.

is there any problem with that?

you are speaking old french.

batte is bat.

how do u do that?

i am not talking of half-baked career women. i mean ph.d upwards.

many of them are career women.

u can only choose one. career or marriage?

ding! ding! you eat potatoes.

of course, that picture cannot be yours.

can we see yours?

i don't. do u?

ding! is that you in your profile?

very funny.

potato and chips are for rabbits.

TOH:
How does a person resemble a baseball bat?

u understand french? this is my sister.

she resembles a bat not baseball bat.

stillwater:
Boys can chip in too.

chip in what?

Mesmerize:
TOH, leave am. He wants attention!

i will pay to get the attention of a corpse rather than waste my time on yours.

Vous ressemblez à une batte.

TOH:
How should I look like?

Oh well alagolo, na you know these crazy people sha

i just like your assets.

they look well taken care of.

TOH:
No Shit, Captain Obvious

i am not captain obvious.

you look deviously innocent in your pic.

Mesmerize:
do you have a problem with my "lmao" ?

i have a problem when it's needless.

is that you in your profile. your lips are scary?

ejehtochi:
a girl that tells you about her past bad life style. what do you call that.

LOVE, PRIDE OR,

it's neither of those.

it's confidence. i am a bad girl, what can u do about it?

Mesmerize:
lmao!

always laughing.

are u anywhere laughing gas?

seamstress.

these women can't handle simple jests.

i was only saying socks in mouth may kill.

please, no need to get aggressive.

Chat2MeBac:
@topic
September, 26th, I wished I wasn't born in September though, Somehow I think we are not lucky,

yes, we are lucky.

death by insomnia will be recorded as such by the coroner.

putting socks in someone's mouth is murder.

25 years in jail, can u handle that?

TOH:
Cant stand people who snore loudly. Ugh.

Just want to stuff a sock down their throat and have them choke on it

that is murder.

Gamine:
Where else is she supposed to snore, in her Wake?
You didnt kno before, u bettr buy Sleeprite 4 her

senseless post.
how does one know a girl snores before meeting her.

right over unborn babies is not feasible. the answer is no.

I got attracted to this topic from another section of this forum.
my formation is four-four-two.

manager is rafa benitez(won uefa in his debut season at liverpool)

van der sar( experienced and agile)

gary neville(never puts a foot wrong)

kolo toure(strongest defender in the prem)

john terry(rock of chelsea's defence)

gabriel heinze(the best left-back the premiership has seen in a long time)

michael essien(rolls-royce engine, never dies)

steve gerrard(the most talented brit)

c. ronaldo(a menace)

ryan giggs(the best winger since the start of the premiership)

thierry henry(top dog)

didier drogba(amazing work rate, physical presence, strong aerially, most-improved player)

still a virgin @ 21?

first off, i don't understand what virginity means these days so i cannot comment much.
who is a virgin?
some people are quick to say anyone that hasn't experienced sexual intercourse or still has her hymen intact.
what about girls that perform MouthAction every week? are they virgins?
what about girls that had no hymens naturally?
what about girls that self-service everyday and has experienced orgasm times without number?
i need someone to give me the defining line between a virgin and non-virgin as not having a sexual intercourse does not clearly define what a virgin is.

go to a brothel.