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hehehe
Liverpool dey walk alone

Wetin this thread dey do for Fp
Why them no put Chelsea thread yesterday?

Liverpool just dey mumu themselves for Anfield
2nd half

Insta-Nairaland

nickz:
this is embarassing:



anybody from orlu,imo state should know one river like that called 'orash'(not sure about the spelling tho)

one of my relatives took my there,
i had never been to any river in the east where people swim so i was basically happy
when we got there i saw quite a number of people which i didn't expect
so my cousin introduced me to some of his friends then he got talking with one girl,she was very cute and was asking me questions about lag(cos she and her folks reside in ph).
i was ontop of my game,making jokes and telling stuffs that the three of us laughed about

everything was smooth,just when i was about to ask for her number
she asked me "CAN YOU SWIM??"
Mogbe!!
i looked left ,saw my cousin smiling
looked right,saw children that i was 2x bigger than jumping into the water from one tree like that
i told her YES but i won't wanna swim here cause i was afraid of skin infection(the only excuse i could come up with)

she said i was tryna insult everybody in the water
so in other not to get her thinking i was feeling "big or proud"
thats not how to impress a lady innit??

i pulled off my "3-quarter"
and my t-shirt
oboy!! as i dived into the water it was so fucking cold!!!
first i stopped hearing any sound
next i started immitating what i watched from one 007 movie(casino royale i think)
but i kept going down!!
next thing i knew i was drowning
i started thinking 'the girl go dey smile by now oh'
omoh as a sharp guy i knew it wasn't working
i held one leg like that i was able to see

seems like the boy went down and they all noticed something was wrong next thing i knew someone was pushing me UP
by then i don drink like 25 litres


win win tho!
the chick came to my place tho to check on me like 4 times

@post. Never done anything crazy to get noticed by the opposite sex

KingTom:

DeeCherry:
Haters what na! We drew, we didn't lose. Why the hate

With West brom
Oh! I forgot that we are talking about a mid table club. They really tried by drawing the match. Btw are you an artist? It seems Man utd fans love drawing

KingTom:
We drew west brom. Errm sorry sir it was Sunderland who beat una 2-1 this year 2014. Thanks for reminding me

Only one out of a few. Abi you wan make I begin list Utd own. You don forget Mk dons so quickly
Na for Sunday you go sabi the meaning of UNBEATEN since una no get respect

KingTom:
Chai I don forget that team wey win chelsea 2-1 for stamford bridge wey Osaze score! Shey na west bom abi wet broom okay! I don remember o na West Brom

we dey 2014. You dey fly back to 2012.
E be like say you don forget who una dey play with

Even to draw with West brom, na war. Then, human being wey God don create finish give brain, dey yarn dust say Man utd go win Chelsea. Una dey sleep untop bike seriously.

Bayana bayana
See name

Oga ooOh!!!!!
So make we do wetin?
Make we boil stone because them attend movie premiere?
How does this thread increase the quantity of rice in a bag of Royal Stallion rice

Like Seriously. I'm tired of all these yeye topics. . What are we supposed to do with the picture

NL don turn Instagram??
How does this picture reduce the price of a bag of garri

If the snake bite am now wetin she go yarn? Na then them go start blame people from village. Smh

Okay. Shey na auto qualification Nff dey eye

Like Seriously

Julie9093:
Am only Here to read comments and to laugh. Spreads mat.

I'm reporting you for;
1. Using am in place of I'm
2. Spreading mat on this thread without permission
3. Shining your teeth when you know they are brown and yellow.

Oya follow me.

I get my clothes from a private outfits design firm in Italy so I don't do Nigerian tailors.

jeffizy:
The guy in hoodie needs to take a better care of himself. He's looking emaciated.

Na Wizkid you dey yab so oh

Nawa oh.
So what about people using Nokia torch and since these Smart phones do all these behind us. If you put it in front of you and keep watch over it, what will happen

~ End Time Things

#KTBFFH

Arsenal must be very skilled with pencils. Them like to draw pass any other thing.

chemicstein:
My ex once told me that she is a secondary virgin.....that her hymen broke partially during their PHE class..
Some days later I found out hers was "Suez Canal" her shokosho can comfortably hide oshiomole for 10 days

LWKM

HeyChiko:
@bolded is M.I's not Phenom's

yeah true. Just remembered.
Let me modify

They are both good.
I listen mostly to VEC's track so I can't really compare them, maybe I should start listening to more of Phenom's tracks too. So I'll pick VEC.

Lemme drop one of their lines.

knowledge is power and that power made me a hero, so if knowledge is power then your energy level is zero - VEC

I know you're broke but please pay attention/ am so old in this game, I should be paper paid in pension/ I go harder than eréction, I bring rappers depression - Phenom.

- Must be beautiful
- Might be fair or dark but not like charcoal and must be beautiful
- Must be intelligent
- Must have a good sense of humour
- Must be sexy
- Must get front and back(life is too short to be hugging walls
- stature should be average, not too tall nor too short
- Must be loving and caring
- Must not be fat or thin
- If she loves football and gaming that's a plus
- Should have Sweet voice
- Should know how to cook
- Must have a forgiving spirit and a good dress sense
Etcetera etcetera

My phone
My Laptop
Extension socket connected to the wall outlet
Spare batteries if there is no light
and many other things that I can't list out

This dude got some issues due to pride. Just of recent, an upcoming female artiste complained that she featured him on her song and paid 1.5m and didn't even get an acknowledgement in form of a tweet or anything from him.

dovelike:
Lol

Which did you choose?

destante:
okies. tenku

You're welcome

destante:
a physical feature.

Okay, its short stature actually

Jennimma:
I don't like guys with biggg fat head like stone. You know the one thats round and still has a flat top?
I also dislike guys with big yansh. Total turn off

LoL . . Hammer head of horror