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Please what is today's date? Nl's date is Tuesday while my phone's date is Monday and I'm suppose to go on a date with my babe on Tuesday.
Answer needed very urgently(Matured minds please)?

ElFenomeno1:
If you can drop your pants for a recharge card, i see it happening easily.

Ewoooo!!!!!
This is fatality!!!

SEUNbanKRALL:
its your choice to reply or not.
I see nothing wrong with it.

If you don't reply, your mail address can't be accessed by the other party.

Imagine. Going to your mailbox to see tons of irrelevant msgs

Medunah:
She can actually reply them!!! When someone u are not following sends u a msg dat contains ''xyz would like to send u a msg'' if u go to ur email nd open d msg, click on reply, u will be able to reply d person without following them especially if ur using gmail.

Superstar007, try this nd u will see u will be able to reply me even though we arent following each other

I just replied. Seun please do something about this.

Medunah:
Read my post again
Btw, i jzt sent u a pm

Seen it. There is a flaw in Seun's code

Medunah:
Actually they can, except that they cnt send actual msgs, u will see sumfin like ''xyz would like to send u a msg'

It is only those you follow back that can send you pms.

Rachelwest:
Are you kidding me?

Are boyz here that randy and Hot that dey keep bombarding me with pms upon pms
seun, do something plz.i will soon forward their names to ban them for me as part of my welcome party on ur site.

See as you take embarrass yourself in the name of attention seeking. No one can't pm you since you ain't following anyone. I know my Gees won't do stuffs like that even if they would, you'll definitely no be the one.
Next time you want to pull stuffs like this please try and connect your brain to your fingers.

Tell her to Sue them and let them pay for damages

nikaShow:
This is a very serious issue oo,

I think after the initial 'buzz' of the love , the lady stops trying to impress the guy with her dressing , and now wants to impress the girls , d guy becomes that friend that she is too comfortable with...

Its then you'll be hearing them say 'let me wear my heels or do my braz.hair oo, before they(her friends) think I can't afford it'...


Smh for the women folk

Bros. . You dey friendzone

If your bréast has low self esteem.
Please please please I beg you, wear your bra mbok.

hehehe. . I guess you get to see these thing when you frequent the romance section. The fact is that no matter what you say or do there will still be people who will continue doing it, them babes call them "real men".

I advice you not to take things done here too serious else you'll only get yourself worked up for nothing. Try to visit other sections like business, Education, politics and the likes so you won't even notice shiits like that anymore.

#dp

All these lists sef.
Its getting boring *yawns*

Why am I not surprise?
Was it not El Rufai that tweeted last year that "Jesus slept with Mary magdalene".

Birds of a feather flock together

Jabodo:
How far....let me be your Mummy G.O.

Hehehe. . You no well. You sabi wetin be 14yrs?

Ask for her acct no.
Show her the money!
Thank me later

In other news, make I go open my church. All I need right now is who will be the Pastor's wife(Mummy GO). If interested please apply.

sexzskil:
Those days when i just finished my OND, went to apply for a teaching job in a public secondary school. The principal was a thick Igbo man:

EMPLOYER- How much will you like to get paid monthly?
ME- 650k!
EMPLOYER- Oh, forgive my slip on tongue! I mean to ask how much do you want to get paid on monthly basis, NOT FOR THREE GENERATIONS?!
ME- Yes, monthly basis, 650k...
EMPLOYER- Security!!

#faints

Nothing Super about these Eagles. Keshi should be locked up on arrival to Nigeria and the key thrown to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. What a show of shame!!!!

Upon all the money the owners spent on advertising, the can't still maintain the site Well, that's their business

Op. Na who you wan deceive.
Thats a parody acct and I'm sure you're the admin.

chimhigher:
GUYS PLS I ONLY C D REPLY BUTTON WEN AM VIEWING THREAD ON D FRONT PAGE,BUT IF I GO 2 EFUCATION OR ANY ODA THREAD,I DNT C D REPLY BUTTON SO I CANT REPLY..PLS WAH IS D CAUSE PLS HELP

Maybe you have been banned from the section

hehehe. .
Babes dey vex oh! But the truth is bitter! No wonder some of them behave like goats and some men go about chasing them like he-goats.

nickz:
remembering all those shit can annoy......some humans act like they came out through the anus

I understand perfectly.

nickz:
some people are evil shaeven if i'm dead bros the topic touch my soul

Sai! You no well oh. . Na why you provoke like that

How this thread correlate with the Education section is what I don't understand. Shouldn't this be in the family section?

nickz:
the senseless,bleeped and bastard uncles that you don't have any idea who they are.................you only see them when 'the rich' dies and the come to share their late brothers property when he has children always shoutin MY BROTHERS PROPERTY

cretinous fucktards....they are the laziest and believe everything their brother works for is gonna be theirs!

if you are one of these people as you are reading this may heavenly THUNDER strike you to ashes

Bros you dey vex oh.
E be like say you dey talk from experience?

priscaoge:
Hahhahahahha dem fit get airport for up there ooo

LoooL

It is dependent on the reactants and the rate of the reaction so the time range may vary.
You know there is nothing like an ideal relationship so I can't really say because we're dealing with reality. But if a catalyst(like say the lady gets pregnant) is added to the reaction or the pressure increases(from family members and the likes) the reaction time will be shorten and product(marriage) is formed.

What if she farted while the guy was busy massaging?