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Caracta:
I was called two weeks ago too and the caller kept shouting ACCIDENT ACCIDENT ACCIDENT YEEEEE SEE BLOOD. Told me my mum was involved and needed blood.

I knew it wasn't real because a friend of mine had a similar experience. Besides, I'm not the type that gets worked up over what has not been proven.

I simply told the guy to help me mop some blood at the accident scene.

lmfao!!

CoolHunk:
Someone dubious called one of my cells today while I was in the studio. I frooze my DAW and answered the call in the deepest, darkest, creepiest military voice one could imagine...I still don't know why I spoke like that...the caller quickly apologised that he meant to call my wife...when did young me get married? LMAO...the scammer must've been scared to death.

lmao

wisolf:
Experienced same recently and I simply told the scammer to tell the what particular name the supposed accident victim used 2 save my numbe..he was so dumbfounded.

Nice one

dustydee:
Your meme resembles seun.

Exactly what came to my mind.

That's why it isn't good to envy one's clothes cos even if their clothes may be nice but their undies might be very dirty. But, what's the problem of these people with drugs?

People can delude themselves ehn, the only reason while Umana umana and co. are in the APC is because of the zonal disagreement. If you think that UOU cares about the APC party then you're deceiving yourself. If the zone issue wasn't there or UOU was from Eket Senatorial district, he would still be in PDP. These politicians only care about themselves.

plaetton:
A Nigerian Lady here on Nairaland said she would rather marry an armed robber than an atheists.

Well, that tells soooooo you much about our values, and why we remain a basket case society.

Like seriously

We need more of this to get this politicians to wake up from slumber.

I browse, browse and surf the net. l don't know what life would have been like without the internet but if I exhaust my data, I sleep, find books to read or fantasize about the future.

googlepikin:
mine happened like dis, I always see dis beautiful girl dat work in a law firm close to my office. one day I asked their office security guy what's her name, he said oh dat girl? she's a nice person, that her name is Adanna. that the girl is from a very wealthy family but very very humble. I didn't know dis ogogoro man was just hyping the girl because I always dash him money,and dis is opportunity for him to open office on my head.. next day o, I was just passing by the man called me that he told the girl about me. I said but she doesn't know me, he said taaar that he told her, that bros wey dey drive Camry for that office wey dey next door. that she was some how excited. I quickly ran to my office dropped my lappy, went to her office before their madam will come to work. I walked into her office sat down close to her, I said hi, how is work? she said fine, how can I help you. I said no problem I just want to come spend some time with you and tell you how beautiful you are. the girl provoke, excuse me,she ask where do you work I said next door.she said are you stupidd or a retardd? that she will write a report to my company that I came to harass her. mehnn see begging for 10min. since then I hate to see her walking towards me.

Now, this is the real definition of embarrassment.

infogenius:
I recounted this scenario with some guys last night.

I was in SS1 first term and there was this girl that just wanted me around her
and my guys just asked me to break the ice.

After so many days of encouraging and cajoling me i decided to do just that on a Thursday evening.

That Thursday evening after prep one of those yeye guys said that he must call her and I will have to woo her.

No shakes, i waited under a dongoyaro tree close to the class block.

Suddenly Hadiza appeared and was coming out and my heart beat increased more 2000000%
na God say make I no die

She got closer (sweat over my face in harmattan period) i prayed for courage
At last

Hadiza:infogenius, how are you?
me; fine, and youuu?

Hadiza:cool, y did not come over to teach me sets
me: ......*quiet*....

Hadiza:are u not talking.I hope you are ok. *checking my body temperature*
me:*heart beat beating uncontrollable* puts both hands in my trouser pockets

Hadiza; so what is it you want to see me for? Moh'd just told me u wanted to see me urgently
Me: Yes, let me think

Hadiza: what are u thinking?
me: Let me think *heart beats very high* me sef no understand
Hadiza:ok when u are thru wit thinking I will be in the class
me:wait

Hadiza;ok what is it na?
Me:let me think.*hands still in my pockets*

To cut the long story short i kept her for close to thirty minutes.

Hadiza: I have to go in now,there is cold outside. moreover i have lit assignment
to finish up.
Me:ok,I have finished thinking.em..em...em...em

Hadiza:*getting angry* talk, what is it?
me: ok*bracing up not minding heart beat rate* I .... like u....
and ..em.. I want u to be my special friend..my girlfriend.*stamerring in the process*

Hadiza: is that what took u all the time to say and even kept me in the cold.
Me: I am sorry.SO what is your response to my request?

Hadiza: I will think about it
me;when will i get my reply

Hadiza:next week * and she walks away*
me: *sighs*....see this short girl oh...thank God... *feeling disappointed and walking away with heads bowed*

I am yet to get Hadiza's reply after more than 20yrs and where still good friends till
i left FGC but nothing attached.

I could not sleep for close to a week after the poor showing and I still laff it off anytime it comes to mind
like last night.

LWKMD!!!

ransomed:
::-- It is tourism. They go to saudi arabia and Israel to see historic sites. They are tourist. If i lie ask Saudi and Isreali govts the billion of dollars they make yearly.

I know but don't you think that the only beneficiaries are the government of these countries? What do the visitors gain and what do the Govt. sponsoring this trip gain too??

dolphinheart:
Yep, it was interesting , very funny conversations

Yeah, I watched it.

Wrong use of words.

electorate /ɪˈlɛkt(ə)rət/
noun
1. all the people in a country or area who are
entitled to vote in an election.
2. the area represented by one Member of
Parliament.

Change your title to something like "Reasons people vote in the wrong people into office/power or you use any other noun BTW this should be in the politics section.

Nice one, Op.



Seun, Ishilove, Obinoscopy kindly Fp

But what is the essence of this pilgrimage people embark on year in, year out?

All because of the powers that be, people in high places.

Mprex:
no be only dangote even shekau and osama bin laden they are all your family members shey?

#Lool We don't know those people here in Istanbul. Are they billionaires too?

InglishTeechar:
Then you dont have the right to be critical of what the government is doing.

You are not ashamed to admit you dont have anything positive to contribute to the development of this country yet you open your rotten mouth to abuse the government. Shame on you.

People like you should be thrown to hell, you are useless here.

To get on my nerve you'll have to do better than that, but bro I'm not the cause of your frustration so why are you trying to transfer your aggression on me? Anyway, I understand that the situation of the country has eaten deep into your brain so that the minute portion left is incapable of cognitive reasoning. My sincere advice to you is to try and visit other advanced countries of the world, then you'll stop celebrating mediocrity and start asking the Govt. to do what the electorates elected them to do.

Mprex:
lmao! IPhone6 kor, JPhone7 ni
only God knows which of your neighbours' phone you dey steal carry log in NL

Chai! This girl you no even rate me at all. If not for security reasons, I would have revealed my self to you and if I told you that Dangote is a relative of mine, it will appear as if I'm showing off

InglishTeechar:
Let me ask a personal question and i want a sincere answer. What are you doing for a better Nigeria? We know the country is in mess, what are you doing in your own little way to better the situation of this country?

That isn't any of your business and I don't see the correlation between this and the topic.

Mprex:
Superstar007, you are taking style to ask for my instragram handle shey? It will not work

btw, when did i send you please call me, do i know whether you even have phone or not

So, Nokia 3310 dn dey do instagram

Now you want to deny, okay kontinue but don't forget that I have photo evidences...
Talking about whether I have a phone or not No do make I vex stone you with this IPhone 6

InglishTeechar:
It is not the federal governnent that need deliverance it is you and the idiotic youths of this country that need deliverance. Now it is a south african that is using their God given brain to invent stoves for us while the youth of this country will sit down at home and complain about everything. What is wrong with you people, cant you use your brain to think positively and get yourselves out of poverty?

sometimes i wonder what positive thing the youth of this country is doing to help the situation of this country. The only thing they are good at is to make complaining a full time job. Idiots.

When typing sir, please always endeavour to use your God given brain. It actually cost you nothing and I'll pretend I didn't see that insult. Is it not the same cooking stuff that can be fabricated in Aba while the FG could come up with a contest researching how to effectively minimize the usage of fuel whilst producing more heat and reducing the soot from the stove but No! They prefer importing even our economy isn't stable or you want to tell me that you haven't heard about innovations by various youngsters but tend to get discouraged because the govt do not care about youth development. The country you're talking about isn't it because their Govt do encourage them?

This is a typical example of what I'm talking about:
Anyway, I'm done with you

sunnshyn:
I totally understand the motive behind this....

Truth be told, I can manufacture a close alternative to this...very simple and easy process. All we need is majorly ethanol and some additives.. I was opportuned to work and is still friends with another CEO who manufactures this cooking gel plus stove in SA.

It was part of my Youwin application, for some reasons I didn't understand why my idea wasn't chosen, but now I understand...9billion to SA?? For real? For what? How much does the stove and gel cost?

From research I know for a fact that we have other indigenous companies who makes these things, the stove itself isn't even rocket science to manufacture. Any good fabricator can do these things competently, trust my Aba brothers... I'm kinda disappointed sha..

Another thing is - our research team are great. Nigeria have very good researcher in diaspora. Go to any school in SA and u'll find teams of Nigerian researchers. From engineering to food science and all...but these people aren't motivated enough, they do their researches depending on yearly stipends(bursary) from their host schools and that's where it ends. None bring what they found or improved on back home. Why? Mentality. FG won't even take them seriously...smh! I'm upset.

Nigerians and its government always thinking stuffs outside Nigeria is superior...

It's only Nigeria that I knw so far that wouldn't support their own stuffs...Remember there's 24hrs electricity in most part of South Africa, yet people tried to develop ways to have clean cooking methods..imagine if electricity was epileptic like it is in Nigeria?? I'm sure South Africans would have developed ways to create their own electricity using different methods, and I'm not referring to importing generators please, yet their government supports them.

We all can do it...most times the solutions to our problems are in our pockets...we tend to look too far...too far

Why didn't I go ahead to start my own cooking gel one may ask....You probably will keep asking for a life time..

9billion naira? Someone help me convert to rands please...smh!! It is well...

FG and misplaced priorities. Is this what we really need right now?

joseph1832:
Is this the same app that only notify you about front page postings?.

The very same one.

2muchopoTBdope:
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2 | 473
2 | 236 r 1
2 | 118 r 0
2 | 59 r 0
2 | 29. r 1
2 | 14. r 1
2 | 7. r 0
2 | 3. r 1
2 | 1. r 1
2 | 0. r 1
For the whole part (ie the part before the decimal point), we have 111011001 base two.
Then taking the part after the decimal point,
0.5625
1). U multiply it by 2
then we have 0.5625 × 2= 1.125
U take the number before the decimal point and then we have 0.1

2). Taking 1.125, u ignore the figure before the decimal point and multiply it by two,then we have;
0.125 × 2 = 0.25
U take the number before d decimal point (that's 0) and join it with 0.1 we got in step 1,we have 0.10

3). Taking 0.25,as usual,ignore the number before the decimal point,in dis case,it is zero,so its d same thing,then we have;
0.25 × 2 = 0.50
U take the number before the decimal (that's 0) and join it with 0.10 we had in step 2,we now have 0.100

4). Taking 0.5
0.50 × 2 = 1.0
U take the number before the decimal (that's 1) and join it with 0.100 we had in step 3,we now have 0.1001.

As this point,u cant go further cos the number after d decimal point is 0.
The answer will be 111011001.1001 base2. Goodluck.If its wrong,don't hesitate to inform me plz.

You are correct although your method is kinda cumbersome. I think I prefer this method:
firstly, convert the decimal part to fraction I.e 5625/1000 then reduce it to its lowest term to have 9/6. So, the figure is now 473.9/16(ignore the dot, that's a mixed fraction)

2) solve for 473

2 | 473
2 | 236 r 1
2 | 118 r 0
2 | 59 r 0
2 | 29. r 1
2 | 14. r 1
2 | 7. r 0
2 | 3. r 1
2 | 1. r 1
2 | 0. r 1
I.e 111011001 base two

3) solving 9/16, we find the multiples of 16 to have 8, 4, 2 and 1. We then make 16 the denominator of these figures I.e 8/16, 4/16, 2/16, 1/16. To get 9/16 we eliminate 4/16 and 2/16. So, we are left with 8/16 and 1/16 which we can add to get 9/16. After reducing it to the lowest term, we have 1/2 and 1/16. Using indices to keep them in a common base, 1/2^1 and 1/2^4.

4. Converting to base two, we have
1*2^-1 + 0*2^-2 + 0*2^-3 + 1*2^-4
Note: since 4/16 and 2/16 were eliminated that's why they are multiplied by 0.

5) Therefore, 9/6 = .1001two
473.5625 = (473)ten + (9/6)ten
111011001two +. 1001two
= 111011001.1001 base two.

Ask any question if you have one.

Old age is gradually taking its toll on him

If I say that ladies woo me, they'd say that I"m lying and bragging.

@ Mprex. That could be us but you're not on instagram and you like sending please call me.