₦airaland Forum

missberrypop5: oh really. i'm just 9 o i'll be 99 next week

nickz: that's my dad's name

DON MU EN [in ibo mu means me and the en stands for ernest]


its in the family

Lwkm. . U funny ehn

HFOG: Highly Favoured of God sir/ma'am. And yours?

An outstanding star something like a Supernova

SAVEDBABA: someone ws giving u false hope?pele

Not really.

Simplefaithy: . hahahaha. I will anwser . olohun o je

What does it mean?

nickz: eba,semo,wheat and amala

Great.

MrsBreezy: Yes I do

Thats cool. Dublin right?

nickz: lol...then my name is DONALD cause i'm a DON

Cool
Like Don meon?

Funbii: okay

Tell the truth and shame the devil

missberrypop5: Thanks. i'm 9yrs old

WoW! I'd always thought as much but I actually thought you were are 10 - 12

MrsBreezy: Lol I've noooooo idea what encapsulating means :-/ then I googled it and there was stuff about placentas and I was like nigguh

Abeg forgive am. My Gee bn wan blow big grammar

MrsBreezy: Yes

Do you actually stay in Ireland?

nickz: superstar007 & ggrin what are your real names??

My reach name is Richard cos I'm rich like fvck

Simplefaithy: haha now. kilode? nobody go ask me question ni abi na only me waka come. diarizz gooduuuuu o

Ehyaah. . Oya make I ask you.






















Bros. You sure say you no get ebola

nickz: wadafuq!!



1 wrap for 50 naira i think......i don't eat fufu

LoL. . Wetin u dey chop?

SAVEDBABA: dats y I still love d girl cos she ws straight

Cool

marieolae: oh about me considering you?

yeah

Funbii: my twin sis

You don't mean it.

Funbii: Who is that chic on your d.p?

marieolae: about?

Like seriously?
You dnt knw what I'm talking abt

nickz:



















What is the price of fufu in your area

marieolae: I'm extremely sorry abt that

Its okay. So, you were kidding right?

marieolae: Someone should ask me a question!!!!!!! I wanna be interviewed!!!!!!!!

Why did you snub me in the other thread?

HFOG: Whats the meaning of your username?

SAVEDBABA: ;DI am single because,I am shy nd d last girl I asked out said "I am sorry but I am not interested"

LoL
I can imagine that, atleast its better than giving you false hopes

saaedlee: DATE: 31st December, Year 20**.(00-14)
Time: 23:30 hours
Venue: Your Church
Assignment: Write down what you want God to do for you this coming year;

1. God give me a man, that will love me n care for me.
2. God I want my marriage in the 1st quarter of this year.
3. God Please I don't want to catch flowers again, am getting old.

FAST FORWARD
DATE: 9th Sept, Year 2014.
Time: 08:00 hours
Venue: NAIRALAND
Topic: Reasons why are you still single.

Your Reply:
1. Am not ready for any commitment OR
2. All Men are just cheats OR
3. Men just want Sex OR
4. I prefer lesbian relationships OR
5. Etc





Who the Heck are you deceiving? Get a bl@@dy life!!! / #DoroStupid

Brother mi. I tire oh

nedum87: Waiting 4 d right Enugu guy of cos...

And what if the right guy is from Zamfara

marieolae: alright were good to go

Wow! Are you serious?

marieolae: hmmmm

Sorry. I meant can*
I'm sure thats what got you confused.
So, are we good to go?

marieolae: Not ready to be committed, due to skl and other things

Okay. If thats the case, you can't focus on other things. . . I won't even be bothered. Are we good to go?

McWhillion: My last girlfriend cursed me and since then I ve been single

Go the nearest MFM church for deliverance.

tosyne2much: You have attempted to woo so many ladies but they keep declining ur request yet u keep telling Nairalanders and ur friends that you don't feel lik dating for now cos relationship sucks... GOD IS WATCHING YOU

Lmao