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So. Make I come drop out from Leeds University because of this post

WoW!
I might flirt with others but Mary Jane is my main Chic.

WoW! Only 1.2 percent stake is worth as much as 48billion naira. Then if someone wants to buy 20% nkor?
Chai! This is the life! I must get there.

Neinah: MH17 wasn't missing, it was shot down by a missile. Its MH370 that is missing and have not been found yet.

Oh my bad. I just rembered, I guess its due to the similarities in the characters that got me confused

Come try am for naija na. People go just dey look you shake head, others go just ready their camera phone snap you

nickz: maybe you didn't notice

Yeah. .maybe!

nickz: 1) What was the last book you read? shakespeare william-hamlet
2)How Old will you be at your next birthday?a different age from last year
3) What do you love more than anything - My sisters
4)What is your song of the week -vector_shiga
5)Do you still watch cartoons? - only spongebob
6)Have you ever gotten into a fight? - On Nairaland? no time
7)Favourite food? - groundnut
Are you lazy? - only when i'm hungry
9)Are you afraid of heights -nope
10)Zodiac sign - aquarius
11) Favorite thing ever - some medals and prizes on my cabinet
12) Can you die for anyone?Nope
13)Ever been in love? - yes,since birth
tag;jregz,superstar007,badoolee
14)Do you miss anyone right now -yes.
15)Who was the last person to call you? - My cousin
16)Last crush? - A watermelon......i love watermelon juice
17)If you could have one super power what would it be? - telepathy
18)What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? - 1)money 2)money 3)money 4)money
19)can you go bungee jumping? - don't even know what this means? *google later*
20)most stressful thing you've ever done? - Recently? peal melon seed!! i hate this. sh1t

Lmao. . How come I never saw this mention

Neinah: I just saw it today...

Oh! I see. Didn't quite follow the story well as it unfolded. Was the airplane finally found?

Neinah: Very sad indeed

HeY. . Where have you been? The post is more than a month old or you just saw it today?

I'm a lord in this business

HAH: Yes, to further show that boko Haram have not captured any town in north east we need to have a world press conference led by Labaran maku, and reuben Abati in front. Of emir of Gwoza palace with a full compliment of all the journalist of all news outfit.

Yes we need to show that all this takeover are propaganda and lies by Boko Haram media and apologist.

Let us prove them wrong by going to Bama,Gwoza,madagali and gomboru to have a TAN rally

GEJ till 2099

Guy you no well

Op. Very true.
They Nigerian music is mostly made up of hustlers with those that are talented being in the ratio of 10 : 90 to untalented/croaked voice/copy cats.

The thing dey vex me gan. .
Imagine someone singing "na na na na na na(using the National Anthem's tune) I go marry you go Ghana"
Like seriously?? Whats the meaning

This one na Joint Task Forces from village follow am like say na twitter hin dey

Guy, this your heart go be metal oh.
Imagine the number of times wey your heart break but you still deY Kamkpe.
I troway salute oh.

My advice: Continue taking that chilled bottle of Red wine everyday. E dey give your brain beta beta vitamin so you no go dey confuse again.

Ps: Don't thank me, Thank God.

Don't worry when the Olympic size stadium in Aks is completed. We won't have to be using the Calabar stadium anymore

priest2u: fake profile , that picture was stolen from internet. Let her post another pics to disprove this fact.

http://fotohubz-east-africa.tumblr.com/
http://fotohubz-east-africa.tumblr.com/post/38879029406/estabonita-um-yeah
http://estabonita.tumblr.com/post/23708229734/um-yeah

Hehehe. . Why evils na?
See as you just open the babe nyash

Seun: I am now following you as well, so that when you share quality content I will get notified.

Maybe you should do it the reddit way where people can vote for topics to be forwaded to Front page so that when it reaches a particular number of votes, the mods will be notified and the mods can sort them out

"The only white man you can trust is a dead white man." - Robert Mugabe

Where Naija dey
I bet Nigeria will be among the top 10 most religious countries

Our normal style:
Time to bring out calculators

Commentator voice dn change

Guys wetin be scores??

Na wa oOh.
Of all clubs, why man utd?
The guy no sabi wetin happen to man utd
I pray their marriage doesn't go the way dey go

priscaoge: Gbam! U said it all

lilmaxfidel: .if they are hot then what am i?I am sure you are toasting one of them and want to impress

You are cold

priscaoge: Don't mind that Op, he is high on pure water. I didn't even see @Kachisbarbie or even @Adamazishuga

That list is incomplete without us

LoLzz. . . I think its because you're in a different class entirely. So, you'll be on a special list different from this.
So no vex ehn

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Btw, Op where you come put Priscaoge

https://thenationonlineng.net/new/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/DAVIS-620x330.jpg

The Federal Government has denied
hiring Australia’s Stephen Davis as a
Boko Haram negotiator.

The Coordinator of the National
Information Centre, Mike Omeri, who
disclosed government’s position on
the issue in Abuja on Friday, said the
government has no plan of prosecuting any Nigerian for now following the allegations made by the Australian.

Davis has insisted that former governor of Borno State, Ali Modu Sheriff and former Chief of Army Staff, Gen. Azubuike Ihejirika are Boko Haram sponsors.

He also mentioned an unnamed senior
official of the Central Bank of Nigeria and an Egypt-based man as those funding the sect. Davis, who refused to disclose the identity of the CBN official, said his allegations were informed by
discussions he had with several Boko
Haram field commanders.

But Omeri insisted that government has not hired anybody to negotiate on its behalf with the Boko Haram. “For now nobody has been hired by
the government to negotiate on its
behalf with Boko Haram. Anytime the
government decides to do so, it will
make it known to the public.

“The government is still investigating
the allegations made by the alleged
negotiator. However, the government
has no plan to question anybody
because of those allegations made by
the Australian,” he stated.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/boko-haram-fg-denies-hiring-australias-davis-as-negotiator/

richeso: Bros no vex oo.. Shey u be "dmegastar" that's into forex sometime ago ?

Nope. I'm not the one.

priscaoge: Awww..Thanks Dear!

You're welcome