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Happy 27th anniversary to my
beloved state, Akwa Ibom state - the
land of uncommon transformation,
one of the most peaceful and the
fastest growing state in Nigeria, the
future "Dubai" of Nigeria. A land filled with lovely and hardworking people,
a state named after God himself,
- God bless Akwa Abasi Ibom state.
- Long live Akwa Ibom
- Long live the federal Republic of
Nigeria.

Happy 27th anniversary to my
beloved state, Akwa Ibom state - the
land of uncommon transformation,
one of the most peaceful and the
fastest growing state in Nigeria, the
future "Dubai" of Nigeria. A land filled with lovely and hardworking people,
a state named after God himself,
- God bless Akwa Abasi Ibom state.
- Long live Akwa Ibom
- Long live the federal Republic of
Nigeria.

I love mathematics but Further maths

Yawa don gas/Kasala don burst - It means that there is fire on the mountain

Wetin you dey find go sokoto dey your sokoto - What you are looking for somewhere else is already around you.

Dey deir na/ you dey dull o - means you should make use of your brain or you'll be left behind.

I don hammer - I have made it./ I'm successful

I don vex - I'm angry

I don die oh - just like saying I'm dead though it doesn't imply the literal death. It depends on instances being used. E.g someone said something very funny. . During the couse of the laughter, you'll this remark. Or if you did something wrong then you realize the penalty of your mistake, this remark also fits in this scenario

Airtel is the "worstest" of them all if there is even a word like that. I'll won't be surprised to start getting "Please call me" messages from there. They know how to disturb your life with silly ads in form of messages and call. There is no day that goes by without getting calls and tons of messages from them

Man utd's jersey is more tight than their defence. Let us all drink water

Leicester 5-3 Man. Utd. Should I be surprise? I already knew that the lose/draw 3 matches and win one promo was still on

Evathyst: Which kind noise be ds ds kind afternoon? Man U dey play 'feeders' team na him dem dey jubilate lyk who win Champions League. Shake my weavon 4 dem! Abeg make 4 O'clock neck jare, make I watch champions dem match. No be ds relegation threatened teams I pay moni com watch. Shior!

No mind them

@Op. What you put up there is pure bullshít. . just useless rantings. I saw read the other thread you said you are countering yesterday and the lady never said women should settle for less. I guess you have problems comprehending "essays". So, I'll forgive you for putting up this nonsense.

Same way I can wake up to say that Chelsea demostrated a "never give up" attitude in the 2012 Ucl Round of 16 when the won 5-4 on aggregate after Napoli won the first leg 3-1 or when Chelsea crashed out of the 2013 Ucl in the first round only to go on and win the Europa league. Btw where was this "never give up" attitude when Liverpool were walking alone yesterday?

funny though almost all of them are parody accounts

“I could write a book of 200 pages of
my two years at Inter with Mario, but
the book would not be a drama – it
would be a comedy,” the tactician
noted.

“I remember one time when we went to play Kazan in the Champions League.
In that match I had all my strikers
injured. No Diego Milito, no Samuel
Eto’o, I was really in trouble and Mario was the only one.

“Mario got a yellow card in the 42nd
minute, so when I got to the dressing
room at half-time I spend about 14
minutes of the 15 available speaking
only to Mario.

“I said to him: ‘Mario, I cannot change you, I have no strikers on the bench, so don’t touch anybody and play only with the ball. If we lose the ball no reaction. If someone provokes you, no reaction, if the referee makes a mistake, no reaction.'

“The 46th minute – red card!”
- Mourinho

Welbeck to score a goal












an own goal actually

UnimkeAk: Hugging ya girl frm behind, u only do dt 2 babes wif moderate 2 big booty. Damn!

Abi oh life is too short to go about hugging walls

Blues Army

The one we had was National Tv.
I remember when the Tv malfunctioned, we had to beat the top to make it work. That was so annoying especially when watching Superstory or a football match and the only channel that was there was either NTA calabar or something of that nature with their water tap kinda wall paper always on display frequently.

NmaGOD44: no remember am abeg..b4 u go think say nah me b d gal

Oya tell the truth and shame the devil

egbason: I ve been longing to be a contributory member of this great and intellectual forum. I ve benefited a lot and will equally want to ve the opportunity of making my own input. I say a big hello to all the Nairalanders. Its my pleasure.

Welcome bros but you have been registered since 2010

my song of the year is yet to be released

Oga seun don Shun Tonto dike.
Na Linda hin dey roll with now
Btw. . Is she related to Bill Gates?

My dad told me that I'm 72.
But in my heart, I know I'm around 50 something

I help my mum and dad at home with what my little hands can do. I sweep the floor and wash the plates, I make sure that I wash them clean.

When I remember the second verse I'll come and modify

ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

I yaff dead!
So, my post made FP.
Its over!

priscaoge: I know it will appear as 'Old Likes' but my question is, Y is d old likes keep reducing anytime u have new likes...Eg if u have 12Old likes n 3New Likes,when it will get to like 5new likes,the 12old likes will go down to sometin like 9Old Likes?

Never seen anything like that. Just liked your pic and the number of the old likes is still the same.

priscaoge: Please I wanna know what's wrong with d 'Like' feature,Y do d 'Old Likes' keep reducing once u have new likes? #Sorry if I derailing d thread but just wanna know. #Thanks

Thats because once you upload a new picture, the likes of the previous pictures will be displayed as old likes. Hope you get it?

yungchop: mine here . . . • Boy sees girl with a new pair of shoes ; Baby so you can buy new shoe and I've not done my bb subs? That means you won't be there for me during broke times . . . Its over! •girl: baby guess what?? Boy: as old as I am you can still call me a baby?? . . . Its over! •boys flashes the babe with a hidden number ; boy : didn't you see my miss call? Girl: its an hidden number I saw o so "I can't call back" boy : ehn ehn? You're too big to call back abi?? Upon the fact that am the one that bought you credit . . . Its over!

#faints

yungchop: Omg so 4king funny

add yours

Okay, this is suppose to be fun. Sometimes, when breaking up people comeup with relatively flimsy excuses which are sometimes outrightly ridiculous.

I actually got the idea from the hash tag #naijabreakuplines that have been trending on twitter for more than a day now.
So, We'll be taking a look at some of those lines. . .feel free to add yours

"How can you beat my temple run
Highscore. It's over bae"

"Boy: You're on your period?
Girl: Yes
Boy: and you didn't think it was
necessary you told me before I bought
shawarma for you. its over!"

"How can you eat head of the fish and gave me the tail? You want to be the head in this relationship abi? Its over"

"Why did you breathe when your
ex passed you? It's over!!"

"I am now a born again, have to
leave behind things of the
world. Its over!"

"Who taught you how to score
free kicks in FIFA? Its over!"

"You have iphone6 and I am still using bold 2. You have gone too far, its over !! I can't do this anymore."

"I have the movie on my system
and you said we should still go to
the cinema? Its over!"

!Baby, why is your yansh soft like
puff puff? You are cheating on me
with d Puff puff seller bah? Its over!"

"Why would you tell me to watch champs league when man utd
is not there! You want to mock me abi? Its over between us!"

"I don't think we are compatible,
you like MTVbase, I like Trace
Urban, we cannot be fighting for
remote, its over!"

"I'm sorry but your name is BOLA..and there are many adverts
to beware of eBOLA . It's over!"

"You listen to wizkid more than you listen to me, it is finished between us."

"Gf: bae tomorrow is my birthday
Bf: are you trying to say I have no memory?
Gf: no ooo
Bf: so are you saying I'm a liar
Gf: Haba! No
Bf : Haba right? Its over!"

"You gave me 21 missed calls now the IPhone 6 my mum sent me from UK fell into the water while vibrating. IT'S
OVER!"

"You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who
am I... Its Over!"

The worst form of breakup being when the gateman says "Madam, Oga talk say make I no open gate for you again!"
Oya. . . Lets roll

naijaboiy: Is that person a Man of God?

LoL. . He is right to some extent, man claimed he is doing the work of his God na. But me thinks his should be MOW(man of war or man o' war)

Another. . My country is better than yours bashing thread.