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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/16/1408226510387_wps_4_Fake_Ronaldo.jpg A pitch invader sprinted onto the pitch during Real Madrid's friendly clash with Italian outfit Fiorentina in Warsaw - and the rogue even tried to get involved in a set-piece routine. But he was fooling no-one despite having Cristiano Ronaldo's name emblazoned across his back. The invader doesn't quite get a touch on the ball and can be seen having a quick chat with Madrid striker Karim Benzema before being escorted off the pitch. Ronaldo gave the European champions the lead after only four minutes. But goals from Germany striker Mario Gomez and ex-Bolton and Sunderland defender Marcos Alonso turned the game around. It's not the first time a pitch invader has tried to get involved in the action at a sporting event. Infamous prankster Karl Power flagrantly joined the team photo for Manchester United's Champions League quarter-final with Bayern Munich at Old Trafford in 2001. Although other United players noticed his presence Power managed to stay on for the photo. He also walked out to bat when England's cricket team played Australia the same year Power has also played tennis against Tim Henman at Wimbledon, danced the haka for the England rugby team and beat Michael Schumacher to the winner's podium at Silverstone. But United banned him for life when he reenacted a Diego Forlan goal against Liverpool with some pals on the Old Trafford pitch in 2003. www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2726873/Real-Madrid-pitch-invader-kit-interrupts-Fiorentina-friendly-Warsaw.html |
ghostwritter: this thread will not be my portion...ni oruko Jesuuuuu!!!!!!Look ateww. . Whats bad about the thread? |
Hilarious ![]() Nice narrative and great writing skills. Keep it up! |
bleep airtel. Of what use is a plan worth only 80mb of data for one month |
As Roma 0 vs 7 Man Utd... (united fans: thats just the beginning, more to come from the best coach in the world) Man Utd 3 vs 1 R. Madrid... (united fans: choi, this coach is a genuis) Won liverpool and lifted the ICC trophy... (united fans: premier league watchout, our time has come) Man Utd 1 vs 2 Swansea... (same united fans: LVG is still building up David Moyes team...bla bla bla bla) Abeg leave Moyes out of this o...lwkm |
Actually, I got the list from facebook. . When I saw it, I was like WTF? So, I decided to post it here on NL only to login and see 20+ mentions. God knows If I get such a list from my intending inlaws even if I be Dangote pikin, na to tear race oh but I know that there are some people who think that because someone wants to marry their daughter, they see it as a ladder of upgrade, like the man is a kinda God sent saviour. Then after the man sees that all he paid for wasn't worth it, the frustration could make him beat up the wife. |
omoadeleye: I don't really like RUNTOWN all he sing about is all about exotic cars, that he can only ride in his dream,, am beginning to suspect him self True talk.Especially for Gallardo video, my guy go just standa beside dirty wall dey turn hand like say na sterring wheel him dey hold dey hala "Look at my ferrari", "Lamborgini, I go buy you ferrari" ![]() |
![]() How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list? 1. 20 litres of hot drink 2. 7male goats for elders 3. 7 female goats for the old women 4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for the youths. 5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for the young girls. 6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes for the oldest men and women in the family. 7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola. 8. One bull for the king and elders in council. 9. A sewing machine for the younger sister. 10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of dangote cement. 11.Three gallons of 20litres palm wine. 12. 2 white sheep for her elder and younger brothers. 13. 200 bathroom slippers for the villagers. 14. 50liters of petrol 15. 4 handsets for her other siblings. 16. 7 cartons each of star beer, coke and snap. 17. The father and mother's clothes with the sum of N180,000. 18. 2 big box that will be use to park her clothes. 19. A white bicycle for her uncle. 20. when coming with the above items, come with the cow that will be killed for the marriage ceremony. Na bad thing to marry again? |
Jyde89: 9ice is running for house of rep, Julius Agwu is running for govnorship post.And Basketmouth is running for Presidency ![]() |
but under which party? |
Why can't she state the name of culprit? |
He lamented that as the 2015Preach On! Mr. President They will come against us from one direction but will flee from us in seven different directions. |
I'm with Mr. President on this and all those saying that the President was unprofessional, blah blah blah are bloody hypocrites/opportunist looking for the slightest opportunity to castigate the President. Nonsense! Go and tell that to the birds or tell that to the families of those infected. So what is the best adjective to describe that man's action? despite knowing the fact that he was infected, he still travelled down here. Isn't that craziness? Infact, the President was very subtle with his choice of words. |
I go just sigh *why this guy/girl dey disturb me *na who be this one sef(if its an unknown number) *this mumu people dn call again, I go rush end the call(if its from airtel) |
henchamb: better luck next year bro. incase you are in a hurry then try agric science at ebonyi state uni. there they teach with igbo language ![]() |
KANO – The Joint Military Task force in Kano, Monday, denied the arrest of 16 suicide bomber in their custody. The spokesman of the Joint Military Task Force in Lt. Ikechukwu Eze told Vanguard on phone that “we don’t have 16 female suicide bombers in our custody” Lt Eze who refused to clarify on the suspected arrest of trainers of female suicide bomber within Kano metropolis berated the press of been sensational on issues bothering on national security. Asked to confirm whether the military outfit carried out operation that culminated in the arrest of those behind the female suicide bombing in Kano of late, Lt Eze begged to cut the conversation. I don’t know what you are talking about and if you wouldn’t mind let’s end the conversation on this note. However, security sources in Kano confided in Vanguard that the JTF raided the hideout of suspected terrorist in Kano metropolis August 4th and arrested 6 persons that included two ladies of secondary school age”. The source further confirmed that ” the military originated a letter to all sister security agencies in the city intimating them about the success of the operation” Vanguard learnt that the military are keeping the details of the operation from the general public in other not to hamper what sources described as ” robust investigation” Penultimate week, Kano bled from series of attack orchestrated by female suicide bomber that claimed the life of no fewer than 12 lives, while 23 sustained injuries. A top security goon who do not want his name in print told Vanguard that those in custody have no linkages with Sambisa forest, adding that “we are working tirelessly to unravel the mystery of the emerging trend in terror attack”. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/08/16-female-suicide-bombers-custody-jtf/ http://starzarena.ml/forum/No-16-Female-Suicide-Bombers-In-Our-Custody-JTF_742.html |
All these non-existent youth groups sha. As soon as election is around the corner, they start popping out |
IYANGBALI: I wroted mine one timesAre you sure? |
Once |
Many people will end up disappointed after using their precious data to download the browser launcher ![]() |
begwong: dont blame it all on 2go. blame boko haram too for bombings which led some of d students to be deaf/dumb while sitting for thir exams because of the sound of explotions! . . You no well oh |
maybe by 2020. The percentage of those that obtained 5 credits including M & E would have dropped to 2% I can imagine the tension & millions of thought that would go through people's mind after clicking the submit button. ![]() Anywhere, Neco and G.c.e are always there as backup. |
countsparrow: Guy no mind dem jare, u tugbaskiiiiiii... Na just dat last pic be my problem, u be like snail wey wan escape hin shell... Use marker draw ur six packs well, no mind d gals dem... They just want to see d demarcation ![]() |
Ayima: U see this one.You no get boxers ![]() |
them never count yam finish, cocoyam follow come raise hand ![]() Seen. Oya go wear your shirt |
Nice one. Kudos to them #flushTerrorismOutOfNigeria
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Arsenal & Initial gra gra. Please, Someone should remind me of the position of last season's Community shield winner on the league table |
Okijajuju1: 2014/15 end of season standing..The Gods must be crazy |
Dannyxy: but ehmm, arsenal fans I get one question for una, which position the team wey win community shield last season get for league?, I don forget.. ![]() |
Man City ![]() Sha, Its no over till its over! |
NgeneUkwenu: jonathan go and sit down! Don't come infect our Working governor with cluelessness! Nonesense! Go and continue working with, Omisore and Fayose, we don't need you in State Of Osun ebola!Why the hatred? Madame. You are here hating on him when he doesn't even know of your existence. Thats the spirit. . Mr. President! |
Thats the spirit |
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